Site Administrator wildone Posted September 7, 2008 Site Administrator Posted September 7, 2008 Did a little research, was kind of hoping CJ might get quarantined at the border for a specific amount of time. And guess what? If he is a pure bred goat, and is crossing the border for breeding purposes , there is no quarantine or tariffs on him. Could he be actually passing through Canada to breed?
AFriendlyFace Posted September 7, 2008 Posted September 7, 2008 Well, if you and Kevin post a lot in here, we will be just fine! Graeme can help too. Beyond that, I cannot think of any postwhores except CJ himself, and I don't want him to post here yet. Added: 225 until 750 and 475 until 1,000! I know we can do it! Me? And I didn't even find this thread again for over over 40 hours after it was resurrected! I read through some of this thread Since CJ is away.... the kids will play ....Back to writing I could probably manage 0.0001 Euros (that's five figures). Where do I send it? Did a little research, was kind of hoping CJ might get quarantined at the border for a specific amount of time. And guess what? If he is a pure bred goat, and is crossing the border for breeding purposes , there is no quarantine or tariffs on him. Could he be actually passing through Canada to breed? Breed? But isn't he.... :wacko: He has been away all this time? LOL, nah, CJ's just on his yearly vacation again
Tiger Posted September 7, 2008 Posted September 7, 2008 Me? And I didn't even find this thread again for over over 40 hours after it was resurrected! Well, now that you've found it, you can be helpful in keeping it alive. :2hands: Breed? But isn't he.... :wacko: That is certainly a mental image I can go without.
skoolbou_uk Posted September 7, 2008 Posted September 7, 2008 What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol. Sorry best I can do... Oh I am back and my surgery went just fine... I had C 6/7 fused cos the disc had gone bad.... Scary but all went just great on the good old National Health here in the U.K. P.
Phantom Posted September 7, 2008 Posted September 7, 2008 What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol. Sorry best I can do... Oh I am back and my surgery went just fine... I had C 6/7 fused cos the disc had gone bad.... Scary but all went just great on the good old National Health here in the U.K. P. Glad to hear eveything went good! Feel better! On a side note... does anyone miss CJ as much as I do? Oh and I heard something in the news about a goat geting pulled over for a DUI... the officers found a bottle of tequila and a laptop filled with note on a book called Jake. Go figure
Benji Posted September 7, 2008 Posted September 7, 2008 Did a little research, was kind of hoping CJ might get quarantined at the border for a specific amount of time. And guess what? If he is a pure bred goat, and is crossing the border for breeding purposes , there is no quarantine or tariffs on him. Could he be actually passing through Canada to breed? ............CJ a Breeder????????
Site Administrator wildone Posted September 8, 2008 Site Administrator Posted September 8, 2008 ............CJ a Breeder???????? Ah Benji, remember the goat is the master of evil misdirection and evil misinterpretation . When you mention CJ and the word breeding in the same breath, we have to look back to see that he has had some experience with breeding. Although he may have the urge to breed, he may not have the instinct to choose the correct mate in order to accomplish it . I personally wouldn't be surprised if he misrepresents himself to gain unlawful access to Canada. It's not like he hasn't done it to all of us
Benji Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 Ah Benji, remember the goat is the master of evil misdirection and evil misinterpretation . When you mention CJ and the word breeding in the same breath, we have to look back to see that he has had some experience with breeding. Although he may have the urge to breed, he may not have the instinct to choose the correct mate in order to accomplish it . I personally wouldn't be surprised if he misrepresents himself to gain unlawful access to Canada. It's not like he hasn't done it to all of us ........Makes sense, geese fly south for the winter to er....... mate..........so why wouldn't a goat travel north.
Tiger Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 Steve, that was a good story. I left a comment in the thread.
Benji Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 Steve, that was a good story. I left a comment in the thread. ..........tiger F_cks up intention of thread!!
Site Administrator wildone Posted September 8, 2008 Site Administrator Posted September 8, 2008 ..........tiger F_cks up intention of thread!! So all posting should be done here for the next while Benji? I might be weird to complement DK on his latest chapter here though
Tiger Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 ..........tiger F_cks up intention of thread!! Well, excuse me for living.
Benji Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 Well, excuse me for living. ..........It's okay, morning!!
FrenchCanadian Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 I'm not questioning the fact that he might or might not be a breeder,, I'm just questioning the fact that he's pure bred eh?! Did a little research, was kind of hoping CJ might get quarantined at the border for a specific amount of time. And guess what? If he is a pure bred goat, and is crossing the border for breeding purposes , there is no quarantine or tariffs on him. Could he be actually passing through Canada to breed?
Site Moderator TalonRider Posted September 8, 2008 Site Moderator Posted September 8, 2008 If he's pure bred, I want to see the paperwork that proves it.
Phantom Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 If he's pure bred, I want to see the paperwork that proves it. He is a pure breed... a purebreed of EVIL!
Tiger Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 He is a pure breed... a purebreed of EVIL! That sounds about right.
Site Administrator wildone Posted September 9, 2008 Site Administrator Posted September 9, 2008 Well history has proven that purebreeds usually don't have a tendacy to have mutations. So explain the laser eyes that need sheilding with sunglasses. The ability to drive SUV's. The ability to write on a computer and post on the internet. The more I think of it, the more I'm convinced he is just a mongrel goat .
Benji Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 Well history has proven that purebreeds usually don't have a tendacy to have mutations. So explain the laser eyes that need sheilding with sunglasses. The ability to drive SUV's. The ability to write on a computer and post on the internet. The more I think of it, the more I'm convinced he is just a mongrel goat . ........That does explain a lot!!
Benji Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 I have to agree.... lol ..............AP reports strange sighting of a goat tearing thru local farmers lands eating crops and ravishing the land in lower Alaska, traversing in a northerly direction. One farmer interviewed claims he took aim with his rifle, but upon seeing the red eyes backed off claiming the "The mutant goat was just too evil looking" he thought by shooting it it would bring bad luck to his farm and community. Last seen the creature was scampering up a cliff.
Tiger Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 That's an interesting theory. Oh, he also faints, so he has the fainting gene.
Benji Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 That's an interesting theory. Oh, he also faints, so he has the fainting gene. ........Fainting while traversing up a cliff could be hazardous to a goat!! Does he carry 'fainting insurance' ??
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