Should CJ Be Mounted Ontop My Fireplace?

[rknapp]

Okay, this may not help mounting CJ over any fireplace, but after reading LTMP 37....

 

1. dig a large pit
   
2. fill said pit with wood
   
3. place a y shaped branch at each end of pit
   
4. light pit with kerosene or any other flammable substance available
   
5. take a pointy six foot stick and ram it into CJ's mouth and have it come out the other end
   
6. place each end of stick or now known as spit on each of the y shaped branches
   
7. slowly rotate until outer flesh is well down, inner meat should vary from medium, to medium rare, to rare
   
8. select you slice of meat and bon appetite
   

I like that idea, but rather than kill him instantly with the spit, why not hog tie him to it and pop an apple in his mouth?

[Bondwriter]

I'd say wait until LTMP 38 is published so we can at least see how CJ manages to get out of this unbelievable mess of a cliff-hanger. And increasing the death count.

[Tiger]

Maybe a new poll is in order. I can be quite imaginative. Let's see. We could always have rotisserie goat.

[wildone]

I like that idea, but rather than kill him instantly with the spit, why not hog tie him to it and pop an apple in his mouth?

 

He'd probably eat it before you got him over the fire

[Drewbie]

I'd say wait until LTMP 38 is published so we can at least see how CJ manages to get out of this unbelievable mess of a cliff-hanger. And increasing the death count.

 

Your no fun

[Benji]

I'd say wait until LTMP 38 is published so we can at least see how CJ manages to get out of this unbelievable mess of a cliff-hanger. And increasing the death count.

 

 

.......Can we at least draw and quarter him until then!!

Edited April 29, 2008 by Benji

[TalonRider]

If I remember correctly, there was a promise of a goat dinner.

[Benji]

If I remember correctly, there was a promise of a goat dinner.

 

 

........Hey Joe, any restaurants in the Dallas area that serve goat?