Sleep Talkin Man.

[Former Member]

Yeah. This is best thing since buttered bagels. Sleep Talkin Man. Enjoy one and all.

[Nephylim]

How funny is that?

[Prince Duchess]

LMAO! Where did you find this! "We havent got a plank. Just f**king jump." Classic Line

[Cia]

OMG, those are great!

My two favs:

 

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

 

"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

 

I'd sooo say the second one awake and to some family members, lol!

[JensenC]

LOL just read them out to my mum and sister we have just been laughing so much we cried so damn funny

[JamesSavik]

"If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I'd look at a horse."

 

"Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!"

 

Dogs' scrotums. They stretch."

 

"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."

 

"You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... [long pause] Now f**k off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."

 

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

 

"Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living f**king breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely."

 

"Skipping to work makes everything better."

 

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

 

"By the way, washing in rose water doesn't stop you smelling like a piece of shit."

 

"Now f**k off and let me bask in the glory of being me."

[Former Member]

Lol glad you guys are liking this. I forgot I posted this here. Audio Clips of sleeptalking are up on the website now