Arpeggio Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Fine, I made up one, too. There once was a man named Lugh Who told stories that were never true. Each story was for a snicker If you argued, he would bicker. And often kick you out of the chatroom, too. 1
Lugh Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 There once was a chatter named Trevor who thought his rhymes were clever but quiet he grew when in came the Lugh who said "meh, whatever" 2
Dannsar Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Right, I composed this one while driving to the west coast of scotland today. I nearly drove off the road I laughed so hard. Now, technically, it is not a limerick, but a lyric. For those of you who don't understand the cultural references, a finger of fudge is a small candy bar we have in the UK (elsewhere?), which is billed in adverts the same way as Milky Ways ... not enough to spoil your appetite. So, it's all sweetie based ... and there is a tune, but words don't do it justice. In fact words don't do the tune at all A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat A finger in fudge is better though, it's really quite a treat But there's nothing can be compared though, to licking the lollipop Cos a finger of fudge is never enough, it's just a tiny treat 1
Dannsar Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 A woman might buy a vibrator Cos a man just can't titillate her If he's been out on the drink She'll say 'Away and rethink" You'll no be gettin titty till later 1
TrevorTime Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) There once was a guy named Trevor, who didn't understand the word "never", They said, no more Second Shot, he asked, why the Hell not?, then he sulked and said, duh whatever. Edited June 29, 2011 by TrevorTime 2
Dannsar Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 A weirdo went down the street belching His rear end was fairly well squelching The trouble, you see Was the hamster in he It's what happens if you get into felching 1
Dannsar Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Young Johnny was quite into spanking In fact, partial to a bloody good tanking With a slipper or cane "Oh, give me some pain!, Or maybe a bit of a planking!" 2
Dannsar Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Oh, there's nothing like spellbinding witches Or even like sarky wee bitches But what would we do? If we didn't have Lugh To sort all the tricky wee glitches 1
Conner Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Fine, I made up one, too. There once was a man named Lugh Who told stories that were never true. Each story was for a snicker If you argued, he would bicker. And often kick you out of the chatroom, too. Excellent! Good thing I don't go to the chatroom. 1
Lugh Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 There was a comic fan named Wayne who hung out with the insane he proved he was crazy though the details are hazy when he added prose to the public domain. 1
Lugh Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Anya is Lugh's #1 Minion having authority over none of his dominion she whines and she cries yet nobody dies it's as if she has no opinion 1
Lugh Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Skon wanted to be Shamus his poetry could make him famous because he was teased he did not do as he pleased seaman skon shamus the shameless 1
Lugh Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Cailen is a prolific banner artist The use of color and contrast, he’s harnessed Do not bother to complain If you think his banners are lame He’s colorblind, not modest. 1
Greg_A Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 One more from me inspired by all your posts and the various back stories: The GA residents have such skills Their talents offer so many thrills A story, poem or post Friendship at it's most A place in our heart it fulfills 1
Lugh Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Excellent! Good thing I don't go to the chatroom. You really should. We have fun. 1
rustle Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 When asked to do something salacious He replied, "Heavens no! Good gracious!" But the sight of his tool So induced him to drool That his view in the end proved felatious. 2
Lugh Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Bumblebee was a silly thing Lugh wanted her neck to wring But from that he did refrain And his temper did maintain For she was his favorite queerling 1
Dannsar Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 When asked to do something salacious He replied, "Heavens no! Good gracious!" But the sight of his tool So induced him to drool That his view in the end proved felatious. ha ha very good
K.C. Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Rustle was an old kind of putter Walking his dogs he would mutter I’m a nanny old crank Who knows how to yank Don’t believe me? I’ll show you my utter!
Dannsar Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 Rustle was an old kind of putter Walking his dogs he would mutter I’m a nanny old crank Who knows how to yank Don’t believe me? I’ll show you my utter! haha. Liked it!
Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Mr Grumpy at his finest LMAO Very funny well done! and thankyou Fine, I made up one, too. There once was a man named Lugh Who told stories that were never true. Each story was for a snicker If you argued, he would bicker. And often kick you out of the chatroom, too.
Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Hey Lugh your a natural Well done and a huge thankyou There was a comic fan named Wayne who hung out with the insane he proved he was crazy though the details are hazy when he added prose to the public domain.
Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 LMAO Very brave Lugh and Hilarious, point when I get some more, Many thanks Anya is Lugh's #1 Minion having authority over none of his dominion she whines and she cries yet nobody dies it's as if she has no opinion
Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Funny and sexy LMAO, WTG Rustle I love it, cool pic too, point when I get some and many thanks When asked to do something salacious He replied, "Heavens no! Good gracious!" But the sight of his tool So induced him to drool That his view in the end proved felatious.
Mark92 Posted June 30, 2011 Author Posted June 30, 2011 Gotta love the BEE BEE superb Lugh many thanks Bumblebee was a silly thing Lugh wanted her neck to wring But from that he did refrain And his temper did maintain For she was his favorite queerling
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