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Bucket, you say lots of smart things.

 

Ma, don't give too much away now...

Yes he does...and he is freaking hilarious too!! And Kitt just toys with us :music: ....she likes being a tease :o  :worship:

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it has been a long day dressing hunky men in kilts 

 

Jees, forgot about me, what is it that you do all day and can i come join you?!

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Are you familiar with renaissance faires? The Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire is held near where I live. Friends of mine have a shop there selling hiking kilts, shirts and the various other bits of clothing necessary to the look of an Elizabethan Scot. So for 13 weeks from the beginning of August until the end of October I spend my weekends wrapping my arms and kilts about the waists of various and sundry men. The side benefit is that I am then able to quite openly admire and discuss the assets of said gents with whomever companions them. Yesterday there was an overwhelming number of very attractive 20's and 30's. We have a grand time having them parade about the shop and posing with hands on hips, heads turned to look over a shoulder while with a wink displaying their pleated bums. It is as we tell them eye candy.

If you're ever nearby I'll gladly kilt you as well. We once kilted a carriage horse to celebrate Scots weekend so I'm certain we could accommodate a wolf and maybe Copper too.

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The side benefit is that I am then able to quite openly admire and discuss the assets of said gents with whomever companions them.

 

ohhhh :P  :whistle:

 

so do tell us: do you suggest they take the Scots option in relation to underwear (or rather the lack of it) ???

and how many of them accepts the dare.... :*)

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LOL Three cheers for Mt Hope Winery! Seems I may just need to take hubbie kilt shopping this year!

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delicious, delicious kilts... om nom noms

 

you gotta try and pick a  man to play fantasy Paddy McZhang for us now...

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delicious, delicious kilts... om nom noms

 

you gotta try and pick a  man to play fantasy Paddy McZhang for us now...

When I picture Paddy... a beefy Keanu Reeves comes to mind...the black hair and exotic eyes and he is about six feet...the hairiness is about right...not that I have really thought about this :*):rolleyes::blushing::no: ....aaahhhhhh...Keanu in a kilt works for me :boy: ...cheers...Gary

A man in a kilt is a wonderful thing :lol:

Agreed...and a man out of a kilt is even better...

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A man in a kilt is a wonderful thing :lol:

 

I swear you just trawl all the forums for the word "kilt"

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I swear you just trawl all the forums for the word "kilt"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ....someone has a reputation....

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I should write something else with kilts in maybe. Draw on Dugh's vast wealth of experience. Maybe i can visit a renaissance fair in the name of "research"...

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I should write something else with kilts in maybe. Draw on Dugh's vast wealth of experience. Maybe i can visit a renaissance fair in the name of "research"...

There was a James Bond movie that starred George Lazenby...in it , he wore a kilt and it was so hottt...maybe you could write a story about a secret agent who is Scottish (re Tim's observation) and wears a kilt...and the setting could be in the very windy highlands :boy: ...I would read that story...just sayin.....cheers

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Face it Gary - you will read just about anything Sasha writes!

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Face it Gary - you will read just about anything Sasha writes!

Yup...so true...and I am not alone...

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Mr. Bond is Scottish and while he may be my father's age Sean Connery wears a very fine kilt.

Kitt if you decide to visit us at Mt. Hope let me know ahead of time and I'll try to get you discounted tickets. The shop is actually two friends of mine each being a separate entity. Tina's business is "As You Like It" and Gary is "Up Your Kilt" so we are known as "Up Your Kilt As You Like It" or "As You Like It Up Your Kilt" because If it is not as you like it, it has no business being up your kilt... that would be a bad touch.

In my experience Tim many of the lads actually wear some thing under their kilt. Our hot humid summer weather makes for chaffing of the twig and berries. Also, I have kilted lads of 12/13 years to those in their 60's. Mums really are not to keen on the idea of their baby boy going "regimental" particularly when he wants to wear the kilt to school. I recomend they wear nylon running shorts, modesty is preserved and the kilt moves well. Besides we are all naked under our clothes...

So Sasha perhaps you should try kilts instead of speedos... the naughty suggestion of just what is under those pleats can be very intriguing. I very much enjoy the joyful sparkle in the eye of a shy somewhat awkward lad once I have dressed him a kilt and had him strike what we refer to as the "I'm too sexy for my kilt" pose for all and sundry to admire both sets of his cheeks. Very often there will be the most beautiful blush and happy laughter. Of course after that we stand him front of a full length mirror so that he can see how he looks and turn his back to the mirror to see the fall of pleats on his now obviously hot little bum. While I certainly enjoy the the hunky boys it's the shy insecure ones that are often the most beautiful...

My apologies for rambling on...

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". . . because If it is not as you like it, it has no business being up your kilt..."

So true!  :*) Finer words have never been said, Dughlas. ;)

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I agree - but it's annoying to keep wiping drool off my keyboard :P

Are you sure that it's drool? :funny:

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What?? Just an innocent question. I thought you might have spilled some of that famous danish pastry and hot chocolate while you were sneaking a read of DC when no one was looking. Why are you blushing Tim? :rofl::boy: ...so cute when you do that...cheers...Gary :gikkle:

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I leave y'all alone for one day and look at the mess you've made? There's drool and bits of plaid fabric everywhere!

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