Crave By Litlover

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Headstall said:

 

You guys are pervs  

Uh, Gary... Is that supposed to be news?

[Headstall]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Uh, Gary... Is that supposed to be news?

No, but it bears repeating  

[LitLover]

11 minutes ago, Headstall said:

 

You guys are pervs  

 

Why in the world are you surprised??

[Headstall]

Just now, LitLover said:

 

Why in the world are you surprised??

I'm not... just pointing out the obvious  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Headstall said:

I'm not... just pointing out the obvious  

Aye aye Captain Obvious!

[Headstall]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

Aye aye Captain Obvious!

Hey! That guy's creepy!

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Headstall said:

Hey! That guy's creepy!

What about this captain?

 

PS: Alek would make a great Captain Russia!

 

[Drew Espinosa]

Oh, @LitLover You'll enjoy what Reader said last night in my status update.

 

[Headstall]

14 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

What about this captain?

 

PS: Alek would make a great Captain Russia!

 

Much better... and yes, Alek would  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Headstall said:

Much better... and yes, Alek would  

To all Team Nathan members: Don't think for a second in making Nathan Captain Canada, we already have that covered.

Gary, of course!

[Headstall]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

To all Team Nathan members: Don't think for a second in making Nathan Captain Canada, we already have that covered.

Gary, of course!

[LitLover]

10 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Oh, @LitLover You'll enjoy what Reader said last night in my status update.

 

 

 

[LitLover]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

To all Team Nathan members: Don't think for a second in making Nathan Captain Canada, we already have that covered.

Gary, of course!

 

Hear, hear!!

[Former Member]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

PS: Alek would make a great Captain Russia!

 

капитан Россия ought to be protecting innocent Russians from evil, homophobic, would-be dictators. In Russia.

[Former Member]

3 hours ago, Headstall said:

There will be extreme vetting upon arrival

Will you be performing the ‘cavity search’?

[Headstall]

4 minutes ago, droughtquake said:

Will you be performing the ‘cavity search’?

Not on Drew... I have... people... for that  

[Former Member]

6 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Not on Drew... I have... people... for that  

Drew will be sooooooo disappointed. Will you at least watch so he can play exhibitionist?  ;-)

[Headstall]

Just now, droughtquake said:

Drew will be sooooooo disappointed. Will you at least watch so he can play exhibitionist?  ;-)

Nope  

[Former Member]

6 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Nope  

But of course it has to be recorded as evidence in the future deportation proceedings…

 

He’ll be overacting like some kid sit-com star. Pretending to be virginal and shy. Responding as if whipped when he hears the snap of the latex gloves. Leaping forward in shock at application of the chilly KY Jelly (a Canadian-made product – how mean that you store it in a refrigerator, Gary)! Whimpering, wailing, and carrying on in a desperately vain attempt to ‘prevent’ finger entry…  ;-)

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, droughtquake said:

Will you be performing the ‘cavity search’?

 

Just now, Headstall said:

Not on Drew... I have... people... for that  

More than one? YES!!!

 

Just now, droughtquake said:

Drew will be sooooooo disappointed. Will you at least watch so he can play exhibitionist?  ;-)

Great idea drought!

 

Just now, Headstall said:

Nope  

Pretty please? With sugar on top?

 

Just now, droughtquake said:

But of course it has to be recorded as evidence in the future deportation proceedings…

 

He’ll be overacting like some kid sit-com star. Pretending to be virginal and shy. Responding as if whipped when he hears the snap of the latex gloves. Leaping forward in shock at application of the chilly KY Jelly (a Canadian-made product – how mean that you store it in a refrigerator, Gary)! Whimpering, wailing, and carrying on in a desperately vain attempt to ‘prevent’ finger entry…  ;-)

Sounds like a plot for an adult film. Gary could be the director.

[Former Member]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Sounds like a plot for an adult film. Gary could be the director.

Sounds like a cheesy subplot where the horny kid desperately tries to seduce the unwilling director…  ;-)

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, droughtquake said:

Sounds like a cheesy subplot where the horny kid desperately tries to seduce the unwilling director…  ;-)

What's the saying? Oh yeah, try until you succeed.

[LitLover]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

What's the saying? Oh yeah, try until you succeed.

 

Well you are pretty tenacious.   

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, LitLover said:

 

Well you are pretty tenacious.   

Merrick was pretty tenacious, and he got the guy. So, it's only a matter of time before Gary gives in to my seductive charms.

[Drew Espinosa]

5 hours ago, droughtquake said:

 

капитан Россия ought to be protecting innocent Russians from evil, homophobic, would-be dictators. In Russia.

Captain Russia can visit other countries.