CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Headstall]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Wow!  I just saw a bunch of pics and videos on FB of the damage the winds have caused in this area so far.    Lots of downed trees and power lines... evacuations along the lake due to the ice surge... and several roofs torn off buildings.  Someone posted a video of a traffic light falling down, narrowly missing a car.  Some towns have posted travel advisories due to the high winds and traffic lights that are out.  Oh and a tractor trailer blew over on the thruway.   And we're not done yet.  It's starting to snow, so add that to 70 mph winds.  Not good.   

It's the same here... the wind is scary as hell.  

[Marty]

Just now, Headstall said:

I want an essay.   Then again, forget I asked... I'll just get more confused.  

 

Sorry. What were we talking about?

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, Marty said:

Stay safe, @Valkyrie 

 

You may be a pesky penguin, but I'd hate any harm to come to you.

   

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, Headstall said:

It's the same here... the wind is scary as hell.  

 I forgot to mention the 40,000 power outages.   The cats love watching all the stuff blowing by the windows.    I don't like the noises I'm hearing.  I'm just hoping there's no damage to my roof or siding.   

[Valkyrie]

4 minutes ago, Headstall said:

It's the same here... the wind is scary as hell.  

And you stay safe...  

[Thorn Wilde]

15 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Wow!  I just saw a bunch of pics and videos on FB of the damage the winds have caused in this area so far.    Lots of downed trees and power lines... evacuations along the lake due to the ice surge... and several roofs torn off buildings.  Someone posted a video of a traffic light falling down, narrowly missing a car.  Some towns have posted travel advisories due to the high winds and traffic lights that are out.  Oh and a tractor trailer blew over on the thruway.   And we're not done yet.  It's starting to snow, so add that to 70 mph winds.  Not good.   

 

12 minutes ago, Headstall said:

It's the same here... the wind is scary as hell.  

 

Sounds scary. Stay safe, both of you.    

[Marty]

12 minutes ago, Headstall said:

It's the same here... the wind is scary as hell.  

 

Yup. You stay safe as well!

[Albert1434]

4 hours ago, Randy Wade said:

mother nature is confused here. i think she is a blonde.

Damn that's a good one Randy 

[Marty]

Sorry I've gone quiet...

 

Got sucked in by one of @Dabeagle's stories on his website.

[dughlas]

9 hours ago, Thorn Wilde said:

But what about women who have penises? Or men with vaginas? Or folks who are neither? How do we fit in? Lol

You have to go and complicate things ... it was so much easier when women knew their place. Standing behind their man ...

 

 

... with a heavy skillet in hand ready to knock some sense into that thick pate.

 

 

[Marty]

1 minute ago, dughlas said:

You have to go and complicate things ... it was so much easier when women knew their place. Standing behind their man ...

 

 

... with a heavy skillet in hand ready to knock some sense into that thick pate.

 

 

 

Should I get the popcorn out?

 

Looks like this could make interesting viewing....

 

[dughlas]

8 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha All you fun people 

 

8 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha Bucket 

 

Why did B get a separate Aloha? Is he not one of the fun people?

[Albert1434]

Just now, Marty said:

 

Should I get the popcorn out?

 

Looks like this could make interesting viewing....

 

Marty please no one is going to believe that halo 

[Albert1434]

Dughlas, Dughlas do I detect a note of Jealousy 

Edited February 24, 2019 by Albert1434

[dughlas]

8 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

But... the rest of the quote is men are from Mars, that means no one is a local except for @spikey582 and the other lizard people

 

Spikey and the Lizard People is a sixties psychedelic band 

You're not helping Brother Bucket ...

[dughlas]

8 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

Hi Thorn, you can call me B

 

It's certainly better than what @Valkyrie calls me if I steal her cheesecake 

... or her beefcake 😁

[dughlas]

8 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

  And if you are going to take up two spots, at least do it in the back of the parking lot, not the front where spots are at a premium.  But it still makes you a douche and also makes it more likely for someone to target your precious dick-mobile.  

How many dents did you put in it?

[dughlas]

7 hours ago, Thorn Wilde said:

Scientists been experimenting with the possibility uterine transplants and IVF for people assigned male at birth. That requires no vagina, though it involves quite a bit of surgery...

I think I'd rather bake a cake ...

[Valkyrie]

19 minutes ago, Marty said:

Sorry I've gone quiet...

 

Got sucked in by one of @Dabeagle's stories on his website.

  That's easy to do.   

[dughlas]

6 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

Pretty sure babies are grown in Fallopian tubes. 

That's only the test tube babies ...

[dughlas]

6 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

It quite old if I had to guess it was from the 1600's

Older than that. It was part of pre-Lenten tradition in medieval times.

[Albert1434]

Just now, dughlas said:

Older than that. It was part of pre-Lenten tradition in medieval times.

Oh God Dughlas I am talking about the U.S. New Orleans sigh

[dughlas]

 

5 hours ago, Headstall said:

I can still learn.  

Yeah, it's the old Dougs that are hard to teach ...

[dughlas]

5 hours ago, Headstall said:

Morning, Albert.   We are a crazy bunch... y'all make me  giggle, snort, and guffaw...  

Hopefully not while you're drinking tea.

[dughlas]

3 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Oh God Dughlas I am talking about the U.S. New Orleans sigh

Oops ...