CoTT 2 House of Cards

[spike382]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Was it made by Mama Espinosa, or one of your sisters?

It was made in one of those microwave do-dads you see on tv. 

[Albert1434]

That is what all human want to believe also not true in

fact!

Edited February 12, 2025 by Albert1434

[clochette]

1 minute ago, Albert1434 said:

That is what all human want to believe also not true in fact!

So you're admitting to being one? 

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Was it made by Mama Espinosa, or one of your sisters?

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

It was made in one of those microwave do-dads you see on tv. 

 

 

[clochette]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

How surprising

We know the answer was not you anyway or you wouldn't be here to talk about it anymore 

[dughlas]

10 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I’m pretty sure vampires are a myth. 

Thome are myths and thome are mythers. These damn fangth make me lithp.

[dughlas]

41 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

You have to sleep sometime!

Spikey has a UV nightlight.

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, dughlas said:

Thome are myths and thome are mythers. These damn fangth make me lithp.

I said you were a creature of the night. 

[Albert1434]

I cut his power line and so no uv light

 

[Albert1434]

I love playing with you weak humans

[dughlas]

3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I said you were a creature of the night. 

I'm a bear. We got fangth too and clawth. Want to thee.

[dughlas]

2 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

I cut his power line and so no uv light

 

Battery backup. He ith afterall the leader of the Free Texath Rethithtanth.

[Albert1434]

With my super strength I throw a rock and Detroy the lamp!😃

[dughlas]

1 minute ago, Albert1434 said:

With my super strength I throw a rock and Detroy the lamp!😃

Now you're jutht being difficult.

[Albert1434]

1 minute ago, dughlas said:

Now you're jutht being difficult.

It is in my nature to be so!

Edited February 12, 2025 by Albert1434

[spike382]

7 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

With my super strength I throw a rock and Detroy the lamp!😃

This feels like it turned into an RPG, I’ll roll a saving throw and hit that sweet sweet NAT 20… 

[spike382]

24 minutes ago, dughlas said:

I'm a bear. We got fangth too and clawth. Want to thee.

[Albert1434]

Just now, spike382 said:

This feels like it turned into an RPG, I’ll roll a saving throw and hit that sweet sweet NAT 20… 

This no game weak one only life and death!

[spike382]

Just now, Albert1434 said:

This no game weak one only life and death!

The most dangerous game… 👀

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, spike382 said:

That’s an exaggeration. 

Facts aren't exaggerations.

[spike382]

33 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Facts aren't exaggerations.

But what you stated was not a fact. 

[Headstall]

5 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I just had an omelette for breakfast this morning, so I can still afford eggs!

Oh yeah... well... Bucket had emu eggs for breakfast.   

[spike382]

7 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Oh yeah... well... Bucket had emu eggs for breakfast.   

B-man doesn't mess around with breakfast, he goes hard.  

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, spike382 said:

But what you stated was not a fact. 

Excuse me, but I only speak facts.

25 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Oh yeah... well... Bucket had emu eggs for breakfast.   

Australians haven't had emu eggs for breakfast in nearly a century, not since the Emu War. In the peace settlement, the emus got to keep their eggs.  

Edited February 13, 2025 by Drew Espinosa