CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Page Scrawler]

A disciple once asked of the Buddha: "Master, is it okay to use emails?"

To which the Buddha replied, "Yes, but no attachments."

[dughlas]

5 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

A disciple once asked of the Buddha: "Master, is it okay to use emails?"

To which the Buddha replied, "Yes, but no attachments."

[spike382]

4 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

A disciple once asked of the Buddha: "Master, is it okay to use emails?"

To which the Buddha replied, "Yes, but no attachments."

Sadhu. 

[bignick]

Page, don't listen to Dugh or Spike. They just can't recognize a funny joke. 

[spike382]

23 minutes ago, bignick said:

Page, don't listen to Dugh or Spike. They just can't recognize a funny joke. 

I was just giving a proper Buddhist ‘amen.’ 

[dughlas]

30 minutes ago, bignick said:

Page, don't listen to Dugh or Spike. They just can't recognize a funny joke. 

 

5 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I was just giving a proper Buddhist ‘amen.’ 

Well, that may be. I, however, was giving the appropriate response to a dad joke.

[spike382]

1 minute ago, dughlas said:

 

Well, that may be. I, however, was giving the appropriate response to a dad joke.

Sadhu to your post as well. 

[Albert1434]

Why did the notebook feel so confident?

Because it knew it was on the same page as everyone else!

[Albert1434]

Why did the alien break up with the spaceship?

It needed some space! 🚀👽

[Albert1434]

Once upon a time in a galaxy not so far away, an alien named Zog decided to visit Earth. Zog had always been fascinated by humans and their peculiar ways. He'd heard stories from other aliens about Earth's strange customs, like walking on two legs, eating with sticks, and sitting in metal boxes that moved at high speeds. 

One day, Zog landed his spaceship in a quiet park, hoping to observe humans up close. As he stepped out of his ship, he noticed a man sitting on a bench, reading a newspaper. Zog approached him and, using his advanced translation device, said, "Greetings, Earthling! I come in peace!" 

The man, startled but curious, looked up and asked, "Who are you, and where are you from?" 

Zog replied, "I am Zog from the planet Blorptar. I am here to learn about your customs and traditions." 

The man, seeing an opportunity for some fun, decided to play along. "Well, Zog, you’ve come to the right place! Humans love to tell jokes. Would you like to hear one?" 

Zog's eyes lit up. "Yes, please! I love jokes." 

The man said, "Why don't aliens visit our solar system?" 

Zog thought for a moment and replied, "I don’t know. Why?" 

The man grinned and said, "Because they heard there were too many sun spots!" 

Zog burst out laughing, his antennae wiggling with amusement. "That's a good one! Let me tell you an alien joke in return." 

The man nodded, intrigued. Zog cleared his throat and began, "Why did the alien bring a ladder to the bar?" 

The man thought for a moment and shrugged. "I don't know. Why?" 

Zog replied, "Because he heard the drinks were out of this world!" 

The man chuckled and said, "I see you've got the hang of it. Do you want to hear another one?" 

Zog nodded eagerly. "Yes, please!" 

The man continued, "Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend?" 

Zog tilted his head and asked, "Why?" 

The man smirked and said, "Because she needed some space!" 

Zog laughed even harder, clutching his sides. "You humans are hilarious! I must share these jokes with my friends on Blorptar." 

The man smiled and said, "Well, Zog, it’s been a pleasure meeting you. I hope you enjoy your stay on Earth." 

Zog nodded and said, "Thank you, Earthling! Your jokes have made my day. I will return to Blorptar with a newfound appreciation for human humor." 

With that, Zog climbed back into his spaceship and took off, leaving the man on the bench with a story he would tell for years to come. And as Zog traveled back to Blorptar, he couldn't help but chuckle, thinking about the wonderful jokes he had learned on Earth. 

Edited February 14, 2025 by Albert1434

[Headstall]

4 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

A disciple once asked of the Buddha: "Master, is it okay to use emails?"

To which the Buddha replied, "Yes, but no attachments."

I'm all for dad jokes, but that's really bad.  

[spike382]

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

”Make me one with everything”…

Sadhu. 🙏🏻

[dughlas]

7 minutes ago, spike382 said:

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

”Make me one with everything”…

Sadhu. 🙏🏻

[Drew Espinosa]

6 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

Ummm, no… in fact some people gently pierce the shell, force the egg out (pre mixed for omelette) and then carve pictures in the shell, all pretty like

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You a specialist in eggs now? 🤨

[Page Scrawler]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

A hollowed-out emu egg, carved with an image of a Luna moth.

[Drew Espinosa]

10 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

A hollowed-out emu egg, carved with an image of a Luna moth.

That's clearly AI generated.

[spike382]

13 minutes ago, clochette said:

You a specialist in eggs now? 🤨

Emu eggs specifically.  

[clochette]

One time mom got an ostrich egg for her birthday from her sister. The thing was enormous!

[spike382]

Just now, clochette said:

One time mom got an ostrich egg for her birthday from her sister. The thing was enormous!

[clochette]

9 hours ago, spike382 said:

1 ostrich egg equals over 25 chicken eggs... We made a few cakes with it. The shell is also very very thick 

[Page Scrawler]

35 minutes ago, clochette said:

1 ostrich egg equals over 25 chicken eggs... We made a few cakes with it. The shell is also very very thick 

That would make quite a few quiches.

Edited February 15, 2025 by Page Scrawler

[dughlas]

Imma just gonna lay here ...

[Albert1434]

Aloha All

[Albert1434]

Aloha Dughlas how are you doing?