CoTT 2 House of Cards

[dughlas]

13 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It's exactly how it works.

You can't be pope if your feet don't reach the floor when you're sitting on the papal throne. Footrests don't count.

13 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I am Pope Innocent Angel I.

[spike382]

6 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Stop bringing up non sequiturs.

I provided correct context to your purposely misleading statement.

[Drew Espinosa]

10 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I provided correct context to your purposely misleading statement.

[Drew Espinosa]

3 hours ago, dughlas said:

You can't be pope if your feet don't reach the floor when you're sitting on the papal throne.

Good thing I'm not short.

3 hours ago, dughlas said:

Shut up, blasphemer!

[Albert1434]

Aloha All

[Headstall]

Hello, all.  

[Albert1434]

On 4/21/2025 at 5:14 AM, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm declaring myself the new Pope.

We'll hold him down and we'll get a priest to do the exorcism! 

[clochette]

4 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Good thing I'm not short.

🤏🏻

[clochette]

Happy Monday gang hope yours is better than mine...

[Headstall]

27 minutes ago, clochette said:

Happy Monday gang hope yours is better than mine...

Hang in there, Tink.  

[Page Scrawler]

38 minutes ago, clochette said:

Happy Monday gang hope yours is better than mine...

Hey, Clo.

[Drew Espinosa]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

🤏🏻

Don't make me excommunicate France!  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

We'll hold Pagey down and we'll get a priest to do the exorcism! 

[spike382]

23 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Don't make me excommunicate France!  

I’m not Catholic, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works. 

[Drew Espinosa]

14 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I’m not Catholic, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works. 

No one asked for your opinion, you heretic!

[spike382]

16 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No one asked for your opinion, you heretic!

Uhhh, aren’t you a heretic according to the Catholics?

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Uhhh, aren’t you a heretic according to the Catholics?

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Don't make me excommunicate France!  

We took ourselves out, we don't need your approval or your excommunication

The ties have been cut the moment you proclaimed to be Pope, there's only bowties now *da-dum-tsk! 🥁*

Edited April 22, 2025 by clochette

[dughlas]

5 hours ago, Headstall said:

Hello, all.  

And we all, okay my part of all, says ...

[spike382]

8 minutes ago, dughlas said:

And we all, okay my part of all, says ...

[spike382]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I mean, you declared yourself Pope.

Don’t those priests go to the Vatican and like vote on it?  The smoke comes out from the special Vatican chimney when they decide.

Edited April 22, 2025 by spike382

[clochette]

13 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I mean, you declared yourself Pope.

Don’t those priests go to the Vatican and like vote in it?  The smoke comes out from the special Vatican chimney when they decide.

The only smoke coming out right now is out of Drew's ass

[Page Scrawler]

@spike382 Edvin and Omar reunite onstage. 

 

Honestly, this is how all male friendships should be, regardless of orientation. 

Edited April 22, 2025 by Page Scrawler

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, spike382 said:

Don’t those priests go to the Vatican and like vote on it?  

That's just a formality.

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, clochette said:

The only smoke coming out right now is out of Drew's ass

 <nukes Verdun, France>