Inadvertently Gay, but funny

[AC Benus]

19 minutes ago, Backwoods Boy said:

So, what era of history did this come from?  The ad and the price are reminiscent of "Parr of Arizona", from whom I acquired a somewhat-suggestive thing or two in the 1960s.  Not that I ever wore them in public of course 

It seems defo swinging 60s to me 

[AC Benus]

Another from the Ill-Considered Headlines folder . . . 

Edited February 24, 2023 by AC Benus

[AC Benus]

**fans self**

"Are those what I think they are . . . ? Shazam!" 

 

[Bill W]

6 hours ago, AC Benus said:

**fans self**

"Are those what I think they are . . . ? Shazam!" 

 

What else would make his pants bulge out like that, unless he's carrying his toys, I mean his tools, in his pockets.  

[Ron]

Back Door Donuts to open Boston pop-up. 

Find yours here at: "...the side door at Loretta's last call, which is directly next to Lucky Strike." 

[AC Benus]

10 minutes ago, Ron said:

Back Door Donuts to open Boston pop-up. 

Find yours here at: "...the side door at Loretta's last call, which is directly next to Lucky Strike." 

Sounds sticky, but I'm "in"

 

[AC Benus]

A classic sure be banned before you know it!

[Backwoods Boy]

30 minutes ago, AC Benus said:

A classic sure be banned before you know it!

Sounds like a book about a rare medical condition.

[Zombie]

Hopefully he had a friend to help him clean up so everything was spick+span for the “kit inspection”

[AC Benus]

"Think again, sweetie. That wasn't his beard . . . "

[Bill W]

25 minutes ago, AC Benus said:

"Think again, sweetie. That wasn't his beard . . . "

And he drools and spits too. 

[AC Benus]

"Well . . . I guess halfway's better than no way."

[Bill W]

1 hour ago, AC Benus said:

"Well . . . I guess halfway's better than no way."

I wonder if he got the dual meaning his sign had?  It's obvious this place isn't in the Bible Belt or he offend to many people and would probably be picketed by the local churches.  And the minnow shot?  A drink with a live minnow swimming around in it?  I guess to each their own.  

[AC Benus]

16 hours ago, Bill W said:

I wonder if he got the dual meaning his sign had?  It's obvious this place isn't in the Bible Belt or he offend to many people and would probably be picketed by the local churches.  And the minnow shot?  A drink with a live minnow swimming around in it?  I guess to each their own.  

Ha, apparently it's in Missouri!

Now we know what they're hoping to see when they say "Show me." 

[AC Benus]

oh, darn. I missed it  

I guess there's always next year

 

[Bill W]

1 hour ago, AC Benus said:

oh, darn. I missed it  

I guess there's always next year

 

Is that where they're hiding the eggs this year?  That should be interesting, as well as fun to watch! 

[Bill W]

1 hour ago, AC Benus said:

oh, darn. I missed it  

I guess there's always next year

 

It seems they'll have to build a larger board or get smaller letters it they want to make it an ANNUAL EGG HUNT.  Or is it just a very liberal Homeowner's Ass...ociation? 

[chris191070]

3 hours ago, AC Benus said:

oh, darn. I missed it  

I guess there's always next year

 

Please that reminds me of what an ex-friend did many years ago with Cadbury's Creme Eggs.

[Bill W]

41 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

Please that reminds me of what an ex-friend did many years ago with Cadbury's Creme Eggs.

Did he get it out again before it melted? 

[chris191070]

1 hour ago, Bill W said:

Did he get it out again before it melted? 

He used more than one and just think of rimming and melted chocolate 

Edited April 28, 2023 by chris191070

[AC Benus]

1 hour ago, chris191070 said:

He used more than one and just think of rimming and melted chocolate 

Now that’s an Easter worth celebrating!

[AC Benus]

"Yes, real men spray buckshot." 

(preferably at Walmart signs, apparently)

Edited May 1, 2023 by AC Benus

[Bill W]

17 minutes ago, AC Benus said:

"Yes, real men spray buckshot." 

All boys should play with their guns until they shoot.  

[Backwoods Boy]

2 hours ago, AC Benus said:

"Yes, real men spray buckshot." 

(preferably at Walmart signs, apparently)

Sometimes I blissfully forget how gender roles were so well spelled out.  A girl in a shop class or a boy in Home Economics was a non-starter.  

That kid has pretty long hair for that day and age.  Obviously gay.  Real men had crew-cuts.

[AC Benus]

"I know he is, but who's the girl?"