Inadvertently Gay, but funny

[Zombie]

6 hours ago, AC Benus said:

those plungers are a steal  

 

 

Edited December 14, 2022 by Zombie

[AC Benus]

1 hour ago, Zombie said:

those plungers are a steal  

 

 

IKR! Imagine what Frederick's of Hollywood would charge for those plungers

[AC Benus]

Lone Ranger replies: "Promises, promises!"

[AC Benus]

Look at the happy tears in her eyes. She really needs Dick bad

[Bill W]

6 hours ago, AC Benus said:

Look at the happy tears in her eyes. She really needs Dick bad

There are a lot of guys that feel the same way.  

[Zombie]

sweet + innocent 1950s ad for Raleigh Industries bicycles

promoting the pleasures of riding a Raleigh Winkie

with the first eager customer already lined up…

 

 

 

[Mancunian]

16 minutes ago, Zombie said:

sweet + innocent 1950s ad for Raleigh Industries bicycles

promoting the pleasures of riding a Raleigh Winkie

with the first eager customer already lined up…

 

 

 

Complete with the lecherous old man in the background I see, lol. 🤣

[Bill W]

2 hours ago, Mancunian said:

Complete with the lecherous old man in the background I see, lol. 🤣

And is the old man offering to take the boy somewhere over the rainbow? 

[Backwoods Boy]

1 hour ago, Bill W said:

And is the old man offering to take the boy somewhere over the rainbow? 

Perhaps the old man is wishing the bicycle were his 🤔

[Ron]

Yes, folks these are for men, and women, too. People have been using these things since 1893. Why Dr. Young himself insisted they were a cure for insanity. Which is not such a crazy idea. You won't be worrying about shit when you use one of these. Get yours today!!!

[Backwoods Boy]

20 minutes ago, Ron said:

Yes, folks these are for men, and women, too. People have been using these things since 1893. Why Dr. Young himself insisted they were a cure for insanity. Which is not such a crazy idea. You won't be worrying about shit when you use one of these. Get yours today!!!

There's one important detail missing.  What, exactly, are those "four sizes"? 🤔

[Ron]

24 minutes ago, Backwoods Boy said:

There's one important detail missing.  What, exactly, are those "four sizes"?

That's the wonderful thing about a set such as this. If one doesn't fit, you move on to the next largest one. If you reach the end and it doesn't do the job... join the navy.

[Bill W]

1 hour ago, Ron said:

Yes, folks these are for men, and women, too. People have been using these things since 1893. Why Dr. Young himself insisted they were a cure for insanity. Which is not such a crazy idea. You won't be worrying about shit when you use one of these. Get yours today!!!

And suddenly homosexual men everywhere were suffering from constipation so their doctor would prescribe a set for them.  

[Ron]

41 minutes ago, Bill W said:

And suddenly homosexual men everywhere were suffering from constipation so their doctor would prescribe a set for them.

Well, it's a thing, isn't it? 

[AC Benus]

 

"And they're my kinda people!"

[AC Benus]

[Bill W]

9 minutes ago, AC Benus said:

I guess the humor in this lies in whether you pronounce Uranus as Americans do or as the British do.  Your anus as opposed to ur-an-us.  

[Backwoods Boy]

2 hours ago, AC Benus said:

I'm glad that @Bill W pursued the pronunciation angle, as I was already researching it.  At local "NASA presentations", the more "polite" form came to my attention - certainly not what I had learned as a boy.  This link explains all, in much further depth than I would care to repeat here  

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/uranus-pronunciation-pronounce-your-anus-urine-us

Edited December 31, 2022 by Backwoods Boy

[Ron]

It seems incredibly sad to me that THEY want to take away the fun of being a child, not to mention that of juvenile adults everywhere.

Where's THEIR sense of humor? Where will THEY stop?! 

 

Q: If a man is willing to give you the Moon and the Stars, then what should you give in return?

A: You should be willing to offer up Uranus. 

Edited December 31, 2022 by Ron

[AC Benus]

"Oh, inadvertent typos . . . you so funny"

[Bill W]

3 hours ago, AC Benus said:

"Oh, inadvertent typos . . . you so funny"

I hope it's a typo and they're not firing feces around at the Lloyd Center.  😵

[Backwoods Boy]

38 minutes ago, Bill W said:

I hope it's a typo and they're not firing feces around at the Lloyd Center.  😵

Perhaps they're getting rid of undesirable employees.  

[AC Benus]

Just what you didn't know you needed: matching terrycloth posing pouch and eye patch. Makes a real "he" outta any man

[Bill W]

9 hours ago, AC Benus said:

Just what you didn't know you needed: matching terrycloth posing pouch and eye patch. Makes a real "he" outta any man

I think that would be perfect attire for the beach! 

[Backwoods Boy]

9 hours ago, AC Benus said:

Just what you didn't know you needed: matching terrycloth posing pouch and eye patch. Makes a real "he" outta any man

So, what era of history did this come from?  The ad and the price are reminiscent of "Parr of Arizona", from whom I acquired a somewhat-suggestive thing or two in the 1960s.  Not that I ever wore them in public of course