Inadvertently Gay, but funny

[AC Benus]

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...all of that for only one pound seventy...

[Zombie]

7 hours ago, AC Benus said:

...all of that for only one pound seventy...

plus FAB FREE GIFT* of Dick Johnson’s seminal food tool…

* for one day only (terms & conditions apply)

About this item - product details

Do you think about Cock all the time? Are you obsessed with putting dark meat into your mouth at inappropriate times and settings? Then face it... you were born to read this book!

There are so many ways to enjoy Cock... and this book shows you all of the best ones.

Tired of choked chicken? (as in "arti-choke", geeze...) Just grab a few ingredients and a friend and you'll both soon be enjoying the best Cock you've ever tasted.

Be careful not to gag! (as in "gag gift", what's with people these days?) 

THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who likes COCK and likes it Fabulous! 

Buy two, cause you're gonna wish you kept one for yourself... 

All About Cock: A Cookbook For Lovers of All Variations of Cock (Paperback)

 

Edited April 1, 2022 by Zombie

[Parker Owens]

2 hours ago, Zombie said:

plus FAB FREE GIFT* of Dick Johnson’s seminal food tool…

* for one day only (terms & conditions apply)

About this item - product details

Do you think about Cock all the time? Are you obsessed with putting dark meat into your mouth at inappropriate times and settings? Then face it... you were born to read this book!

There are so many ways to enjoy Cock... and this book shows you all of the best ones.

Tired of choked chicken? (as in "arti-choke", geeze...) Just grab a few ingredients and a friend and you'll both soon be enjoying the best Cock you've ever tasted.

Be careful not to gag! (as in "gag gift", what's with people these days?) 

THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who likes COCK and likes it Fabulous! 

Buy two, cause you're gonna wish you kept one for yourself... 

All About Cock: A Cookbook For Lovers of All Variations of Cock (Paperback)

 

This took my breath away, I was laughing so much. Oh, my. 

[ReaderPaul]

On 3/30/2022 at 12:42 AM, AC Benus said:

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"It's short and sweet, but nobody wants to see it."*

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*You have to be a real old timer to get that joke and know where I stole it

In looking up this button, there were three others with somewhat similar sayings, including, for Nixon running against George McGovern, one which said -- "MCGOVERN CAN'T LICK OUR DICK".

A poster named "Jonathon" asked something like, "Was there really a Mr. McGovern running against Nixon?"  He was thinking about things like "McMansion" and McFlurry and McDouble and other "Mc" things sometimes referred to in modern American culture.

[AC Benus]

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"My, my. What will they think of next..."

[BigBen]

I'm sorry, but I'm old enough that the notion of people going around with sheets with holes in them brings up some pretty horrific memories.

[Ron]

20 hours ago, AC Benus said:

"My, my. What will they think of next..."

This is funny for what it’s meant to hint at, and it is funny for just that reason. Although, anyone standing on the other side of the sheet would need to step upon a stool for this scenario to work well. Yet, still, the implication remains humorous.

[AC Benus]

51 minutes ago, Ron said:

This is funny for what it’s meant to hint at, and it is funny for just that reason. Although, anyone standing on the other side of the sheet would need to step upon a stool for this scenario to work well. Yet, still, the implication remains humorous.

[Ron]

@AC Benus Oh, my! Whatever could that be for?!! Is there a movie playing on the other side? 

[AC Benus]

On 4/10/2022 at 8:38 PM, Ron said:

@AC Benus Oh, my! Whatever could that be for?!! Is there a movie playing on the other side? 

Whatever's on the other side, they sure are fascinated by what they see

 

[AC Benus]

"The one time 'a big tip' is called for"

[AC Benus]

Oh, today's headlines have me cracking up...

CNN -- Telescope reveals why Neptune is bluer than Uranus

Space.com -- Shades of Uranus: Scientists know why it's different than Neptune

BGR -- Scientists took a closer look at Uranus to figure out why Neptune is bluer

Keep up the good work, boys!

 

 

Edited June 11, 2022 by AC Benus

[Zombie]

Uranus - the gift that keeps on giving  

[Zombie]

[AC Benus]

4 hours ago, Zombie said:

Looks like he got a little rough with it too

[AC Benus]

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Don't you love it when "AI" pegs nails gets you right away?

Edited June 10, 2022 by AC Benus

[Parker Owens]

Oh, my goodness! I’m overwhelmed by the possibilities. 

[AC Benus]

3 hours ago, Parker Owens said:

Oh, my goodness! I’m overwhelmed by the possibilities. 

Only 198 days left till Christmas    

[Zombie]

9 hours ago, AC Benus said:

Only 198 days left till Christmas    

and 94 satisfied customers

 

[AC Benus]

"Well, somebody likes it rough."

[Zombie]

5 minutes ago, AC Benus said:

"Well, somebody likes it rough."

think I’d draw the line at “spiked” shoes…   

 

[AC Benus]

"Soon after Gus finished his 'weenimoblie,' Susan began to ask questions..."

[Bill W]

7 hours ago, AC Benus said:

"Soon after Gus finished his 'weenimoblie,' Susan began to ask questions..."

Do they put a condom over it when it rains? 

[AC Benus]

On 7/3/2022 at 9:37 PM, Bill W said:

Do they put a condom over it when it rains? 

Not if the Supreme Court has any say about it

Edited July 5, 2022 by AC Benus

[AC Benus]

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"And here, ladies and gentlemen, we see four young men...

"...staying calm in an emergency (and doing what comes natural)."