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Daddydavek

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  1. GRASS Gus really assumed Steve sucked DICKS
  2. PARTY Paul already rogered Tom yesterday! ROGER
  3. debate club
  4. A friend sent me a joke page and this one made me smile! Me: Please bring me a screw driver. Spouse: Flat head, Phillips or Vodka? And that's when I knew he was the one!
  5. OHFUN Ollie had fun under Norm's TOUCH
  6. session cancelled
  7. Blonde brownies!
  8. I saw this on Quora and laughed. Jokes, Humour & Funny stories 🤣😹🙈😆 · Following Posted by Gregory John Holmes Jan 17 Multi-syllable words… 😊 Little Johnny goes to school and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me ! "Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate." Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful." Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a blowjob.
  9. Your stories always leave me wishing for more! Thanks for sharing!
  10. Didn't I see somewhere that retirement isn't too far in your future. If so, screw "serious" and have fun!
  11. A zombie trying to bite your face off is a nightmare. Certainly more than reason enough to have to change your shorts!
  12. ANSWR Anthony needs several whole rutabagas WHOLE
  13. quickly withdrawn
  14. Poor Thor, Rusty should listen as the Mighty Thor knows what he wants!
  15. Another interesting chapter with interesting bits of info pointing to the future. "The election denier virus" is an apt phrase referring to virulent disease worse than COVID also with long term symptoms. It does seem Owen and CJ's fame is being noticed by the powers that be...
  16. Eldon, MO
  17. ASHIT Al stuffed his in Tim's BDOOR
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