JamesSavik Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 10 signs that speedo might not be for you 1. If you are over 12, speedo might not be for you. 2. If you are not on a competitive swim team, speedo might not be for you. 3. If you have more hair on your back than you do on your head, speedo might not be for you. 4. If your butt has its own zip code, speedo might not be for you. 5. If you go to the beach and people douse you in seawater and try to roll you back out to sea, speedo might not be for you. 6. If you have more tats than skin, speedo might not be right for you. 7. If you don't own a surfboard, speedo might not be right for you. 8. If your nickname is "Mondo" or "Big-Un", Speedo might not be right for you. 9. If you can't see your knees, speedo might not be for you. 10. If in times of emergency, your butt is classified as a temporary heliport, speedo might not be for you. Link to comment
old bob Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 For those who have nostalgia of past times (signs 1 and 3) here two examples what we call "speedo" here ! and Enjoy, as long as a moderator don't delete it ! Link to comment
Tiger Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 For those who have nostalgia of past times (signs 1 and 3) here two examples what we call "speedo" here ! and Enjoy, as long as a moderator don't delete it ! I think both mods and all the Admins will be too busy drooling to delete it. Link to comment
Demetz Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Half of those were fat jokes... not very creative. Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted April 28, 2008 Author Share Posted April 28, 2008 Half of those were fat jokes... not very creative. Exactly... Link to comment
rknapp Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 For those who have nostalgia of past times (signs 1 and 3) here two examples what we call "speedo" here ! and Enjoy, as long as a moderator don't delete it ! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Come again? *pun intended* lmfao That iPhone one cracks me up haha. Link to comment
AFriendlyFace Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I think both mods and all the Admins will be too busy drooling to delete it. LOL, well for now I'll leave it, but I do think this thread is most appropriately placed in the Games and Humor section, so I'll shift it over there -Kevin Link to comment
Phantom Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 10 signs that speedo might not be for you 1. If you are over 12, speedo might not be for you. 2. If you are not on a competitive swim team, speedo might not be for you. 3. If you have more hair on your back than you do on your head, speedo might not be for you. 4. If your butt has its own zip code, speedo might not be for you. 5. If you go to the beach and people douse you in seawater and try to roll you back out to sea, speedo might not be for you. 6. If you have more tats than skin, speedo might not be right for you. 7. If you don't own a surfboard, speedo might not be right for you. 8. If your nickname is "Mondo" or "Big-Un", Speedo might not be right for you. 9. If you can't see your knees, speedo might not be for you. 10. If in times of emergency, your butt is classified as a temporary heliport, speedo might not be for you. OMG! This is what I needed to lighten up my moody angsty day! Link to comment
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