Happy Birthday, Brad Schluter!

[methodwriter85]

If wishing Brad a happy 4-7 isn't proof enough I'm crazy, I don't know what it is. But since Harry Potter fans are allowed to celebrate his birthday, I thought us CAP fans could do it.

 

So happy 4-7, Brad! Hopefully you'll be spending it naked in bed with Robbie. *grin*

[Mark Arbour]

Too funny. He warrants a birthday nod. Let's try and remember it again three years from now when he hits 50.

[Tiger]

Brad is becoming a dirty old man.

[Nephylim]

Brad is becoming a dirty old man.

 

 

Less of the old. He's only ... a few... years older than me

[Mark Arbour]

You're all a bunch of size queens. You just like him because he's got a massive dick.

[paya]

You're all a bunch of size queens.

[Mark M]

definatly his dick....but i thought he was still 30....frick...it's 1998? and my dad is older yet! haha

[Tiger]

You're all a bunch of size queens. You just like him because he's got a massive dick.

I never said I was a size queen. I mean, I like big dicks, but I like dick in general.

[Greybear]

Happy birthday, handsome!!

 

I hope Robbie takes good care of you. (hint, hint, hint)

[methodwriter85]

definatly his dick....but i thought he was still 30....frick...it's 1998? and my dad is older yet! haha

 

 

In 1998, Brad's turning thirty-six. In 2009, he's turning 47.

 

CAP World is catching up pretty fast, time-wise, to our world.

[Enric]

historical fiction is funny in its way, and difficult to some authors/ plotters.

 

I remember forever a TV series, fictional family in national history,

where one character was made to be nimble saboteur in enemy service, when he must by necessity been around 70 years old, and certaily well over 60.

A plotter in that writing had not realized how the years passed, and that no one remains a young man all his life....

 

The pinpoint was that the guy was mentioned as having gone to village school with another character in their youth, they being in same class, and born in the same (or near) year. That birth year was easily determined to be in early 1870s.

Okay, then this communist guy was active in communist activities in 1890s (fled from military conscription to the great haven of slurks, = US america), then he returned to be with socialist labor propagandists in the first general election 1906.... that's pretty good, he was of suitable age.

Then he was with red troops of the civil war in 1918, a boss there - okay, middle years man, it suits still. nothing too nimble in those efforts. Then he had to flee to soviet union. Observe that in 1920s, he was in his fifties already.

but then comes the incredible: the story plotter did not realize he could not plausibly be used in the 1939 war, or afterwards in the war years 1941-44: problematically, the plotter continued to use the same guy as ilfiltrator in the societ service, and had him (already seventy or late 60s) to come surreptititously to his native country, being nimble in cloak-and-dagger department, and setting up some sabotage, such as explosions of industry and some fortifications, during the wars - which did not start before 1939.

I named the guy as 'Steely Geezer' because of such a fate.

[rjo]

A sobering thought would Brad be a grandfather and JP and Stefen great grandfathers?

[methodwriter85]

Brad and Robbie could become grandfathers if either Matt, Darius, Will, or JJ have kids by 2009. Matt and Darius are 29 and 27 in today's world, so it's possible they could have become fathers. But it's increasingly common for people to delay having kids or getting married until they are in their 30's, so it's not as likely as it would have been back in the 1960's or something. JJ is 23, and Will is 22, so most likely they aren't settled down just yet because they're still pursuing higher education, and still in the "college kid" mindset.

 

Of JP's kids, Brad is the most likely to be a grandparent by 2009- because Matt and Darius are in their late 20's. JJ and Will, in their early 20's, are less likely to be parents. Ace's daughter, Courtney, was born in 1995. She's only fourteen, and while I know it happens, I highly doubt that Ace's is going to be a grandfather because of his 14-year old daughter. As for Claire, her daughter Marie is about 23, while her son John is 22, and again, it's unlikely they're going to have kids.