Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis

[Camilo]

Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:

 

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.

 

9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

 

8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

 

7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call "E-mail Envy."

 

6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

 

5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

 

4. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

 

3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

 

2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

 

And the number one reason

 

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind!

 

[Hoskins]

Where does spam fit into this?

 

::runs away::

[Nephylim]

Inferior are we? HUH!!! Just because you can pee standing up without pulling your pants down!!

[Tipdin]

What was that last line? I couldn't see it clearly - AT ALL!

[Camilo]

 

Inferior are we? HUH!!! Just because you can pee standing up without pulling your pants down!!

 

 

Hehe, Email envy, email envy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Krista]

Hehe, Email envy, email envy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

That's ok, we can buy bigger and better e-mails that do more for us than the ones you can naturally get..

[MikeL]

That's ok, we can buy bigger and better e-mails that do more for us than the ones you can naturally get..

Careful, Krista! What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Guys can get larger e-mails in a variety of ways, naturally and otherwise.

[Nephylim]

Careful, Krista! What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Guys can get larger e-mails in a variety of ways, naturally and otherwise.

 

 

Ah yes.... but we have more storage

[Cia]

ROTFLMAO- I don't have any snappy comebacks for this but just had to say thanks to Camilo for starting this...I love a good laugh!

 

[Camilo]

 

Ah yes.... but we have more storage

 

 

Ah, but what good is it if you cant send and receive emails at the same time.

[Nephylim]

Ah, but what good is it if you cant send and receive emails at the same time.

 

 

Who says we can't? Okay perhaps the content of our emails might be less fertile but with the assistance of technology and certain add ons. there is nothing to stop us sending and receiving at the same time.

[MikeL]

Ah, but what good is it if you cant send and receive emails at the same time.

Who says we can't? Okay perhaps the content of our emails might be less fertile but with the assistance of technology and certain add ons. there is nothing to stop us sending and receiving at the same time.

Cammy, before you respond to Nephylim, stop and consider what lesson you can take away from this experience.

[Toast]

Cammy, before you respond to Nephylim, stop and consider what lesson you can take away from this experience.

 

 

Oh the wisdom, the wisdom.

[Jack Frost]

Ah yes.... but we have more storage

Only useful to hide the spams.

[paya]

Only useful to hide the spams.

 

Even they don't keep the spam inside for a long time. The longest storage time is 9 months or so...

[Camilo]

Hehe they are so easy to figure out, unlike mail slots . It's easy! See something you like? Email is up and ready to go in seconds for either a quick message or a long letter!

[Nephylim]

But sadly you can only send a couple of emails in an evening. We can keep on sending them all night if we want to

[MikeL]

Hehe they are so easy to figure out, unlike mail slots . It's easy! See something you like? Email is up and ready to go in seconds for either a quick message or a long letter!

 

 

But sadly you can only send a couple of emails in an evening. We can keep on sending them all night if we want to

 

Cammy, please refer to: https://www.gayauthors.org/forums/topic/25154-top10-reasons-e-mail-is-like-a-penis/page__view__findpost__p__217143

[Nephylim]

[rknapp]

Ah yes.... but we have more storage

That's not something to take pride in... before you know it, you'll be receiving e-mails from multiple senders all at the same time!

 

Besides, it's not uncommon for big things to fit in small packages.

[Camilo]

Besides you can have email fights between your fellow email endowed buds. Mail Slots? I don't think so

[Nephylim]

I sooooo could... but I won't

[Camilo]

I sooooo could... but I won't

 

 

Oh there, email wins!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boy In Doubt]

You guys are hilarious! So what do we call the non-email-having members of our species? "Femails"?

[Former Member]

Or 'Anemails' perhaps?