Imponderable Questions

[JamesSavik]

I'm gay. Why do so many strippers with gynormous hooters want to be my facebook friend?

[PrivateTim]

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[Tipdin]

I'm a recovered Catholic. In catechism classes, we were told that before God there was nothing; no planets, to stars, not space, no anything.

 

I used to drive the nuns crazy asking them where did God get the space to put everything if there was no space to begin with.

 

And if there was no space and no anything, how did God exist?

[Hamen Cheese]

I'm a recovered Catholic. In catechism classes, we were told that before God there was nothing; no planets, to stars, not space, no anything.

 

I used to drive the nuns crazy asking them where did God get the space to put everything if there was no space to begin with.

 

And if there was no space and no anything, how did God exist?

 

Ask them who Cain (Abel's brother) had children with.

[Graeme]

My favourite imponderable question: What's the point of a rhetorical question?

[hh5]

I'm a recovered Catholic. In catechism classes, we were told that before God there was nothing; no planets, to stars, not space, no anything.

 

I used to drive the nuns crazy asking them where did God get the space to put everything if there was no space to begin with.

 

And if there was no space and no anything, how did God exist?

 

Sorry I was reading this different

 

Just like a recovering alcoholic

 

recovering Catholic

>In catechism classes, we were told that before God there was nothing; no planets, to stars, not space, no anything.

that sounds true

>I used to drive the nuns crazy asking them where did God get the space to put everything if there was no space to begin with.

They must have gotten so piss that they hit you with bottle and then you saw stars and planets

>And if there was no space and no anything, how did God exist?

First your knocked out

then you woke up screaming "Oh god!!"

So he must exist if you're asking for him!

 

or who do you think hit you with the bottle??

[Y_B]

Am I?

[BlueSoxSWJ]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[Hamen Cheese]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Nephylim]

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

 

AND

 

How do you ponder imponderable questions.