Marzipan Posted June 26, 2011 Posted June 26, 2011 This is to my gal Sara: Once there was a wonderful author named Kingdom, she managed to get a taste of stardom, a fan here and there, no enemies anywhere, since she was so sweet to us all and soon to be LukaDom! With adoration Maria 1
Sara Alva Posted June 26, 2011 Posted June 26, 2011 So I said I'd write poetry when hell froze over, but limericks don't count, right? For Maria: There once was a gal named Maria Who always had tons of ideas She wrote many a story And deserves lots of glory To enjoy with a glass of sangria
Mark92 Posted June 26, 2011 Author Posted June 26, 2011 Hey Sexy, A huge improvement on the first attempt, and it can become addictive, so have fun and dont forget to post them. This is to my gal Sara: Once there was a wonderful author named Kingdom, she managed to get a taste of stardom, a fan here and there, no enemies anywhere, since she was so sweet to us all and soon to be LukaDom! With adoration Maria
Mark92 Posted June 26, 2011 Author Posted June 26, 2011 Hey Sara, good one, not such a novice as Mars was with her first. Now I gotta hide before she hits me. Many thanks So I said I'd write poetry when hell froze over, but limericks don't count, right? For Maria: There once was a gal named Maria Who always had tons of ideas She wrote many a story And deserves lots of glory To enjoy with a glass of sangria
Bleu Posted June 26, 2011 Posted June 26, 2011 For Jian and Bleu There was once a man named Jian, And Bleu was his biggest fan, Was it love at first sight? Or did Maria ignite? The glow that could give you a tan! There is romance between myself and Jian, I have long been his biggest fan. Is it love? It might. Keeping him in my sight Has indeed been part of my master plan. Let's now go to a member named Bleu Of this limerick he has no clue He is a prude Sometimes crude And laughs at things like glue Am I really just a sad prude? Should I attempt to be more lewd? Beware what you wish for! That's how I was before... With this silly limerick ends our tame prelude. 2
Dannsar Posted June 26, 2011 Posted June 26, 2011 Eh, here now, what's all this prudery Gurning, complaining 'bout 'lughdery' But where is the fun If naughtiness none To hang with u, keep up the rudery! 1
Mark92 Posted June 26, 2011 Author Posted June 26, 2011 Hey Guys so funny LOL Is it bickering already or a lovers tiff? Or are you just sharing the love? LOL There is romance between myself and Jian, I have long been his biggest fan. Is it love? It might. Keeping him in my sight Has indeed been part of my master plan. Am I really just a sad prude? Should I attempt to be more lewd? Beware what you wish for! That's how I was before... With this silly limerick ends our tame prelude. Another good one Dannsar Keep em coming, give points out when I get them Eh, here now, what's all this prudery Gurning, complaining 'bout 'lughdery' But where is the fun If naughtiness none To hang with u, keep up the rudery! Another good one Dannsar Keep em coming, give points out when I get them Eh, here now, what's all this prudery Gurning, complaining 'bout 'lughdery' But where is the fun If naughtiness none To hang with u, keep up the rudery!
Dannsar Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Honestly ... I shouldn't be allowed to stand around thinking in the shower ... stuff like this happens When any young guy needs reliefs He just slips his hand in his briefs If it isn't too chilly He pulls out his willy But he'll never admit it - GOOD GRIEF! If you've ever been up on the altar Felt that tingly thing in your psalter If you think of the sin Then, it's trouble you're in And your hands will be tied in a halter 1
Mark92 Posted June 27, 2011 Author Posted June 27, 2011 LMAO Dannsar your a star man hahahahaha. Thanks a bunch Honestly ... I shouldn't be allowed to stand around thinking in the shower ... stuff like this happens When any young guy needs reliefs He just slips his hand in his briefs If it isn't too chilly He pulls out his willy But he'll never admit it - GOOD GRIEF! If you've ever been up on the altar Felt that tingly thing in your psalter If you think of the sin Then, it's trouble you're in And your hands will be tied in a halter
Mark92 Posted June 27, 2011 Author Posted June 27, 2011 Ok folks came up with this one last night and laughed so hard it hurt, I know laughing at my own jokes is bad but meh bite me lmao. There was once a young man called Stuby, Who corrupted and chased a young newby, He stuffed the lads cock, Into an old sock, And cried c'mon ya bugger now screw me! Sorry Stuby 1
Dannsar Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Ok folks came up with this one last night and laughed so hard it hurt, I know laughing at my own jokes is bad but meh bite me lmao. There was once a young man called Stuby, Who corrupted and chased a young newby, He stuffed the lads cock, Into an old sock, And cried c'mon ya bugger now screw me! Sorry Stuby Sooooperb lol ... that's the closest we've come to a proper bawdy one so far lol Cheers dude 1
Mark92 Posted June 27, 2011 Author Posted June 27, 2011 Aaaawwww Man it still cracks me up, it was just a spur of the moment , Thanks for commenting on it Sooooperb lol ... that's the closest we've come to a proper bawdy one so far lol Cheers dude 1
Tara00 Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Ok folks came up with this one last night and laughed so hard it hurt, I know laughing at my own jokes is bad but meh bite me lmao. There was once a young man called Stuby, Who corrupted and chased a young newby, He stuffed the lads cock, Into an old sock, And cried c'mon ya bugger now screw me! Sorry Stuby Lawl!! This sounds fun!! I should try something when I'm smarter! I'm gonna keep coming back to this though.. haha
ScrawnyMe Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 There was a guy named Scrawny Who wished for the day he'd be brawny With a stomach flat and compressed And an attractive muscular chest His efforts were a super waste but the image left him HORNY!! This was my first ever attempt at anything that rhymes..I promise I'll do better Marky!! The limericks is a fun business 2
Andrew Q Gordon Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Since Mark is so fond of writing about others - here's one about him - Young Marky lived on a farm but he only liked to use his right arm He'd jerk and he stroke in his eye it did poke Now the eye patch adds to his charm yeah I know I have totally opened myself up for it, but meh, go for it, I'm sure I've been called worse - LWF (for those who remember that nickname) 1
Mark92 Posted June 27, 2011 Author Posted June 27, 2011 Fantastic Scrawny keep em coming and thanks There was a guy named Scrawny Who wished for the day he'd be brawny With a stomach flat and compressed And an attractive muscular chest His efforts were a super waste but the image left him HORNY!! This was my first ever attempt at anything that rhymes..I promise I'll do better Marky!! The limericks is a fun business
Mark92 Posted June 27, 2011 Author Posted June 27, 2011 Awesome dude LMAO love you too and many thanks and i'm ambidextrous lol Since Mark is so fond of writing about others - here's one about him - Young Marky lived on a farm but he only liked to use his right arm He'd jerk and he stroke in his eye it did poke Now the eye patch adds to his charm yeah I know I have totally opened myself up for it, but meh, go for it, I'm sure I've been called worse - LWF (for those who remember that nickname) 1
Greg_A Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Hmmm - seems like a few stories are starting to slip out! Made me think up this little limerick: This limerick thing is such a good game Telling secrets and sharing shame Bringing down the haughty With stories so naughty Besmirching each other's good name! 2
Mark92 Posted June 27, 2011 Author Posted June 27, 2011 Oh now that was classy Greg ...Welll done and thankyou Hmmm - seems like a few stories are starting to slip out! Made me think up this little limerick: This limerick thing is such a good game Telling secrets and sharing shame Bringing down the haughty With stories so naughty Besmirching each other's good name! 1
jian_sierra Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 When I think of Anya, my mind shuts down Because in hell she rules in a gown She’ll make you cry And lick you dry But the truth is, she’s rarely down 1
Tara00 Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Once a boy named Lew Fancied a girl called Drew His love for years was not debauched Although he was persistently watched By her children as they grew. 1
1Coley Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Haha Bee I cant write limericks, its like tying a bunch of sticks, like shoving some yahoo, up the wazoo yea cause that rhymes like shit
Mark92 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Posted June 29, 2011 Hey Jian And dont we all love Anya? Well done and Thank You When I think of Anya, my mind shuts down Because in hell she rules in a gown She’ll make you cry And lick you dry But the truth is, she’s rarely down
Mark92 Posted June 29, 2011 Author Posted June 29, 2011 Hey Tara Thats great! any more? Well done and thank you Once a boy named Lew Fancied a girl called Drew His love for years was not debauched Although he was persistently watched By her children as they grew.
Marzipan Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 When the cat is away The mice run astray Twins, minions and *puppy eyes of doom* Rules go down in the chat room! With Lughbert's return it's time to pay :king:
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