Timmy's Terrible Prompt Stories by TimothyM

[Timothy M.]

Hmm, you do have a point about not having a Jasper POV chapter yet. I'll try to keep that in mind - so fingers crossed for a suitable first line prompt.

[Drew Espinosa]

 

(Three or four people should be sufficient since it’s so tiny!)

Hey! Denmark isn't that small, I mean Russ and Jacob spent weeks camping all over the country!

[Former Member]

Hey! Denmark isn't that small, I mean Russ and Jacob spent weeks camping all over the country!

 

Shhhh! We don’t want him to realize we know that. It’s better to play up the dumb ‘Mercan stereotype!

[Drew Espinosa]

Shhhh! We don’t want him to realize we know that. It’s better to play up the dumb ‘Mercan stereotype!

Like this?

 

or this?

[Timothy M.]

Good choice of SATW comics Drew. I was also thinking of https://satwcomic.com/tall-food-is-good-food and another one where they measure... uhm never mind.

 

Yay, I found it.

Edited March 9, 2017 by Timothy M.

[LitLover]

Hmm, you do have a point about not having a Jasper POV chapter yet. I'll try to keep that in mind - so fingers crossed for a suitable first line prompt.

 

A Jazz POV chapter would be awesome

[Former Member]

 

Like this?

 

or this?

 

The first one?

Edited March 9, 2017 by Former Member

[LitLover]

This is still one of my all time favourites

[Former Member]

This is still one of my all time favourites

I cannot imagine my (for real) Turkish Uncle wrestling like that! In fact, I do not want to imagine my Turkish Uncle wrestling like that! [shudders!]

[Drew Espinosa]

This is still one of my all time favourites

Yay, I found it.

 

Those two are my favorites! Poor sport-loving America He wasn't sure if he wanted to play or not. And Åland...

Edited March 9, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[LitLover]

I cannot imagine my (for real) Turkish Uncle wrestling like that! In fact, I do not want to imagine my Turkish Uncle wrestling like that! [shudders!]

 

 

haha oh man, the mental imagery alone might require you to consider mental bleach.

[Timothy M.]

Those two are my favorites! Poor sport-loving America He wasn't sure if he wanted to play or not. And Åland...

 

He,he and Sweden the prude was funny - especially when you consider Sister Sweden and our Swedish friend here (Puppilull).

 

Oh, and do you want to borrow an Å so you can write Åland, Drew?

[LitLover]

Those two are my favorites! Poor sport-loving America He wasn't sure if he wanted to play or not. And Aland...

 

 

OMG I love that Åland one too!  Poor Iceland

Edited March 9, 2017 by LitLover

[Timothy M.]

I cannot imagine my (for real) Turkish Uncle wrestling like that! In fact, I do not want to imagine my Turkish Uncle wrestling like that! [shudders!]

 

But how about some unspecified hot Turks and blond Danes ?

[Drew Espinosa]

Oh, and do you want to borrow an Å so you can write Åland, Drew?

Thanks Tim!

[LitLover]

But how about some unspecified hot Turks and blond Danes ?

 

 

You mean like this one??

 

[Timothy M.]

You mean like this one??

 

OMG where's my Danish Drool Diverter...   t o lat     I ca 't w ite  hat I th  k b cau   my k y  ard i   ll sl  pe y.  

[Former Member]

But how about some unspecified hot Turks and blond Danes ?

 

I’m not a fan of husky, dark, and hairy. Just not my style. I like ‘em tall, thin, smooth, and pale.

[Drew Espinosa]

I’m not a fan of husky, dark, and hairy. Just not my style. I like ‘em tall, thin, smooth, and pale.

so... a twink?

[Former Member]

so... a twink?

 

I won’t deny that, but I’ve found that most in their 20s or so tend to not have much to say that’s interesting to me. In the majority of cases, they just don’t have enough world experience to have the foundation for it. For me, I need to be with someone closer to my own age to carry on sustained conversations. You and W_L will just have to deal with the disappointment.  ;-)

[Drew Espinosa]

On 3/9/2017 at 5:59 PM, droughtquake said:

You and W_L will just have to deal with the disappointment.  ;-)

Who said I was a twink?

Edited April 12, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Former Member]

Who said I was a twink?

 

Your age and avatar are all the evidence we have to go by and…  ;-)

[Former Member]

I just noticed I rolled over my thousandth post and beyond (1003 with this post).

[Drew Espinosa]

On 3/9/2017 at 6:12 PM, droughtquake said:

Your age and avatar are all the evidence we have to go by and…  ;-)

 

Okay, I may be twenty one, have a boyish face, stand at 5'6" and weigh 140 lbs soaking wet, but that doesn't make me a twink. *snaps fingers and sashays away*

Edited April 12, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Former Member]

Do they have a name for that, maybe Baby Queen or Princess?