Timmy's Terrible Prompt Stories by TimothyM

[Drew Espinosa]

On 3/9/2017 at 6:26 PM, droughtquake said:

Do they have a name for that, maybe Baby Queen or Princess?

Please! I am too manly to be a Princess.

Edited April 12, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Former Member]

‘Sashay’ is not the butchest maneuver…

[Drew Espinosa]

On 3/9/2017 at 6:29 PM, droughtquake said:

‘Sashay’ is not the butchest maneuver…

It was for dramatic purposes, obviously!

 

Edit: Just posted a new status update to prove to you I ain't a twink.

Edited April 12, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Former Member]

It was for dramatic purposes, obviously!

 

Edit: Just posted a new status update to prove to you I ain't a twink.

 

Cognitive dissonance does not change the truth. It only means you can’t see it.

[Drew Espinosa]

On 3/9/2017 at 6:36 PM, droughtquake said:

Cognitive dissonance does not change the truth. It only means you can’t see it.

Well, Buzzfeed has spoken, I am a twink. Happy?

Edited April 12, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Former Member]

43%/57%, but that last question did not allow ‘Do not use.’ so I had to make a choice based completely on name recognition and Grindr’s reputation. I think that my Twink percentage is pretty high for an old man though.  ;-)

[Former Member]

Nelson was supposed to be the hero, but he got upstaged by Rob?

 

It happens on TV shows too. A showy side character sometimes even becomes more popular than the main characters – usually an annoying one like Urkle. I think Bart was supposed to be the primary character on The Simpsons, but Homer seems to be the focus of most episodes these days. The Fonz kind of took over Happy Days.

[Drew Espinosa]

Nelson was supposed to be the hero, but he got upstaged by Rob?

Well, Rob is a pretty likable character. He's a teasing, caring, and protective brother to Eric, he's a wonderful friend, and has a heart of gold (as demonstrated by his willingness to stand up for anyone).

 

All in all, it was totally inevitable that he'd upstage Nelson.

Edited March 11, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Timothy M.]

Nelson was supposed to be the hero, but he got upstaged by Rob?

 

Well, Rob is a pretty likable character. He's a teasing, caring, and protective brother to Eric, he's a wonderful friend, and has a heart of gold (as demonstrated by his willingness to stand up for anyone).

 

All in all, it was totally inevitable that he'd upstage Nelson.

 

LOL, I'd say Rob took over the whole story about five chapter in. He hasn't stopped since.   

[Drew Espinosa]

Speaking of different POV's,

 

 

And perhaps I can do one with Trevor as well? But it all depends on getting some inspiring first line prompts.

I'd like to see a chapter centered on Trevor, maybe focused on his responsibilities as GSA President and how he interacts with students (both GSA and non-GSA members) and the faculty. Plus, it would give us a great insight into what it would be like for Eric when he becomes President.

[Timothy M.]

Speaking of different POV's,

 

I'd like to see a chapter centered on Trevor, maybe focused on his responsibilities as GSA President 

 

Hmm that sounds awfully mature and almost serious. But I'll see what I can come up with.

[Kitt]

Well the boys can't be all cutups all the time!

[Timothy M.]

Well the boys can't be all cutups all the time!

 

I assume cutups mean funny guys?

And I guess you're right, but I do try to keep the story light-hearted with a dash of sappiness.

[Former Member]

As opposed to lighthearted with a splash of romance and a dollop of little boy cuteness or lighthearted with a touch of twin-craziness and a hint of insane father?  ;-)

[Timothy M.]

As opposed to lighthearted with a splash of romance and a dollop of little boy cuteness or lighthearted with a touch of twin-craziness and a hint of insane father?  ;-)

 

LOL, those stories don't have the tag light-hearted, so I'm free to let bad stuff happen. If I'm not scared of pitchforks and torches...

Edited March 12, 2017 by Timothy M.

[Former Member]

LOL, those stories don't have the tag light-heated, so I'm free to let bad stuff happen. If I'm not scared of pitchforks and torches...

 

They might not be tagged that way, but they certainly aren’t as dark as the early chapters of A to Z!  ;-)

Besides, light-heated only means warmed up!

Such a scary life. Being threatened by traffic cones and virtual pitchforks and torches!

[Former Member]

I forgot what I was really intending to ask you. Do you attend Danmarks Smukkeste Festival? It looks like the dress code might force you to take off your oversized bib…  ;-)

[Timothy M.]

I forgot what I was really intending to ask you. Do you attend Danmarks Smukkeste Festival? It looks like the dress code might force you to take off your oversized bib…  ;-)

 

LOL, any festival in Denmark with music, beer and hot weather will induce Danes to wear as little clothes as possible. At Roskilde festival they even have a traditional nude race, mostly with guys participating.

[hohochan657]

LOL, those stories don't have the tag light-hearted, so I'm free to let bad stuff happen. If I'm not scared of pitchforks and torches...

I will be the one at the front of a mob carrying pitchforks AND the first one to throw a torch at you ...

In short, don't you dare let anything too bad happen ...

Edited March 12, 2017 by hohochan657

[Kitt]

Ho! We don't actually toss the torches! You hold em up increasing available light, then poke (gently) with the pitchforks every time the typing slows down! If us hungry birds do real damage, we don't get fed till the author heals!

[hohochan657]

Ho! We don't actually toss the torches! You hold em up increasing available light, then poke (gently) with the pitchforks every time the typing slows down! If us hungry birds do real damage, we don't get fed till the author heals!

Whoops ...

*whining voice*

BUT I was just threatening Tim M ... he doesn't KNOW that I won't go through with it ...

[Former Member]

Ho! We don't actually toss the torches! You hold em up increasing available light, then poke (gently) with the pitchforks every time the typing slows down! If us hungry birds do real damage, we don't get fed till the author heals!

 

Angry mobs mysteriously seem to cause the power to go out. Either that or the targets of their fury live in primitive conditions in the middle of the woods or castles on high rocky ridges. (But Denmark doesn’t have any rocky ridges and they seem to have packed up all their trees in flat boxes along with pictographic assembly instruction.)

[Kitt]

I thought flat packs were a Swedish thing?

[Former Member]

I was under the impression that it was possibly Danish designers who came up with the connectors that are used in assembling flat-pack furniture, but I could easily be wrong. I cannot figure out how to search for the answer without getting a bunch of furniture stores instead.

[Timothy M.]

It's Morningstar Monday and CSR discussion day for Crave. No one will have time for a Jasper POV prompt chapter, right?