Corrupt A Wish

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It's been replaced by cologne from the Bog of Eternal Stench.  

 

I wish I had the motivation to go for a walk. 

 

Granted. But I go with you and so does that God awful stench.

 

I wish I hadn't answered that last call.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. But I go with you and so does that God awful stench.

 

I wish I hadn't answered that last call.

Cool! Someone to walk with!   *clips a clothespin on my nose*

 

Granted.  You no longer have a phone with which to answer calls. 

 

I wish my rooster light worked.  

[drpaladin]

4 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Cool! Someone to walk with!   *clips a clothespin on my nose*

 

Granted.  You no longer have a phone with which to answer calls. 

 

I wish my rooster light worked.  

 

Granted. It works, but is surrounded by hens thinking it's a real rooster.

 

I wish I did have someone to walk with to motivate me to walk.  lol

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. It works, but is surrounded by hens thinking it's a real rooster.

 

I wish I did have someone to walk with to motivate me to walk.  lol

I have the same wish... lol  Too bad you're not on the East Coast.   

 

Granted.  You have a merciless taskmaster who pushes you well past your comfort zone.  

 

I wish my neighbor kids hated basketball.  

[drpaladin]

44 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

I have the same wish... lol  Too bad you're not on the East Coast.   

 

Granted.  You have a merciless taskmaster who pushes you well past your comfort zone.  

 

I wish my neighbor kids hated basketball.  

 

Granted. They abandon basketball for endless practicing their heavy metal band.

 

I wish I wanted to put forth the effort to cook dinner.

[Valkyrie]

5 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. They abandon basketball for endless practicing their heavy metal band.

 

I wish I wanted to put forth the effort to cook dinner.

Granted.  Your dinner is so complicated to make, you're up all night making it.  

 

I wish I liked to swim.  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  Your dinner is so complicated to make, you're up all night making it.  

 

I wish I liked to swim.  

 

Granted. Your passion for swimming overwhelms your entire life. You eat, sleep, and work only in the water. You look like a bleached prune.

 

I wish I had some more pickles.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Your passion for swimming overwhelms your entire life. You eat, sleep, and work only in the water. You look like a bleached prune.

 

I wish I had some more pickles.

Granted. You now have a barrel full of pickled herring. 

 

I wish I was fluent in two languages. 

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. You now have a barrel full of pickled herring. 

 

I wish I was fluent in two languages. 

You seem fixated on herring today.

 

Granted. Only two people in the world speak them and your schedules are exactly opposite.

 

I wish there was less hypocrisy.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

You seem fixated on herring today.

 

Granted. Only two people in the world speak them and your schedules are exactly opposite.

 

I wish there was less hypocrisy.

What can I say?  Penguins like herring...   

 

Granted.  There's apathy instead. 

 

I wish my house was clean.  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

What can I say?  Penguins like herring...   

 

Granted.  There's apathy instead. 

 

I wish my house was clean.  

 

Granted. Your house is now a germ free environment. Unfortunately, since humans are teaming with germs, you aren't allowed in there.

 

I wish I was through with going over the emails I received from Dec-Mar.

[Valkyrie]

27 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Your house is now a germ free environment. Unfortunately, since humans are teaming with germs, you aren't allowed in there.

 

I wish I was through with going over the emails I received from Dec-Mar.

Granted.  You're through because your computer crashed, deleting all of your emails. 

 

I wish I didn't get hot flashes.  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You're through because your computer crashed, deleting all of your emails. 

 

I wish I didn't get hot flashes.  

 

Granted. You have no sensation at all.

 

I wish I had some potato chips.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You have soggy potato chips that fell into the pickle juice from the barrel of herring you got earlier.  

 

I wish I had a nice garden in my yard. 

[drpaladin]

15 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have soggy potato chips that fell into the pickle juice from the barrel of herring you got earlier.  

 

I wish I had a nice garden in my yard. 

-Granted. You have a nice garden of cranberries in your yard, but the neighbors hate the bog.

 

I wish I had dessert.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

-Granted. You have a nice garden of cranberries in your yard, but the neighbors hate the bog.

 

I wish I had dessert.

Granted. You have herring mousse for dessert.  (might as well stick to the theme... lol) 

 

I wish I had a new car and no car payments. 

[drpaladin]

4 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. You have herring mousse for dessert.  (might as well stick to the theme... lol) 

 

I wish I had a new car and no car payments. 

 

Granted. But the IRS seizes it because they don't believe you wished it up.

 

I wish I hadn't begun watching this pointless TV series.

Edited May 20, 2017 by drpaladin

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. But the IRS seizes it because they don't believe you wished it up.

 

I wish I hadn't begun watching this pointless TV series.

Granted.  The beginning only appeared pointless at first, but then turned into the most awesome show ever, but you missed out because now it's no longer available. 

 

I wish I was better at chess. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  The beginning only appeared pointless at first, but then turned into the most awesome show ever, but you missed out because now it's no longer available. 

 

I wish I was better at chess. 

 

Granted. Now all your life involves nothing but chess notations and you see everything as chess moves.

 

I wish it was winter again.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Now all your life involves nothing but chess notations and you see everything as chess moves.

 

I wish it was winter again.

Granted.  You now live in Westeros and winter is here.  

 

I wish I had a catio.  

[Reader1810]

Granted: Unfortunately, your cats threw a party while you were away and destroyed the place. Oh, and did I mention that the police arrested your cats for disturbing the peace and resisting arrest? I hope their bail won't break the bank. 

 

I wish my new cell phone plan was free. 

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted: Unfortunately, your cats threw a party while you were away and destroyed the place. Oh, and did I mention that the police arrested your cats for disturbing the peace and resisting arrest? I hope their bail won't break the bank. 

 

I wish my new cell phone plan was free. 

Granted. You are on government assistance.

 

I wish my other phone hadn't died.

[Wesley8890]

Granted but it is so obsolete you have to buy a new one anyway

 

I wish I knew the fascination with herring was

[Reader1810]

Granted: Now you know and must tell the entire population of the World, one person at a time...been nice knowing you. 

 

I wish I hadn't slept in this morning. 

[Valkyrie]

Granted. You didn't sleep at all last night. 

 

I wish I wasn't the queen of procrastination.