Corrupt A Wish

[drpaladin]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Ok granted   You have one but it doesn't work. 

 

I wish I had better furniture. 

Granted. But it's too large and the gold leaf doesn't fit your decor.

 

I wish I could find the electrical tape to fix the extension cord.  lol

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. But it's too large and the gold leaf doesn't fit your decor.

 

I wish I could find the electrical tape to fix the extension cord.  lol

Granted.  It's lost all its stick.  

 

I wish my cats would let me trim their nails without shredding me in the process. 

[JayT]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It's lost all its stick.  

 

I wish my cats would let me trim their nails without shredding me in the process. 

Granted, you now own only dogs.

I wish I had my new car already.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, JayT said:

Granted, you now own only dogs.

I wish I had my new car already.

Granted.  You have it, but it doesn't run. 

 

I wish I could find things easier in my purse. 

[drpaladin]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have it, but it doesn't run. 

 

I wish I could find things easier in my purse. 

Granted. Now if you could only find it.

 

I  wish I could find that wallet I lost ten years ago.  lol

[Valkyrie]

29 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. Now if you could only find it.

 

I  wish I could find that wallet I lost ten years ago.  lol

Granted.  You found it, but there's nothing in it. 

 

I wish my eyesight was as good as it was twenty years ago. 

[JayT]

5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You found it, but there's nothing in it. 

 

I wish my eyesight was as good as it was twenty years ago. 

Granted, now though you are colorblind 

I wish that I was God 

[Brayon]

12 hours ago, JayT said:

Granted, now though you are colorblind 

I wish that I was God 

 

Granted, but only in your own mind, and those of Ward C at the Psych Hospital.

 

I wish this WGN hadn't bought the edited 30 episodes of M*A*S*H and had the hour length ones.

[JayT]

23 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted, but only in your own mind, and those of Ward C at the Psych Hospital.

 

I wish this WGN hadn't bought the edited 30 episodes of M*A*S*H and had the hour length ones.

Granted, but they're dubbed in a foreign language with no subtitles.

 

I wish I had something to do at work right now 

[Valkyrie]

4 minutes ago, JayT said:

Granted, but they're dubbed in a foreign language with no subtitles.

 

I wish I had something to do at work right now 

Granted.  You now have so much work you have to work a 14 hour day. 

 

I wish I had an ice cream cone. 

[Wesley8890]

18 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You now have so much work you have to work a 14 hour day. 

 

I wish I had an ice cream cone. 

Granted but its melted

 

I wish I wasn't so addicted to the stories on GA

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but its melted

 

I wish I wasn't so addicted to the stories on GA

Granted.  You now don't care about them at all and leave the site. 

 

I wish I had a non-melted ice cream cone.   

[JayT]

19 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You now have so much work you have to work a 14 hour day. 

 

I wish I had an ice cream cone. 

I'm already doing 10 hour days...what's another 4??? lol

[drpaladin]

5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You now don't care about them at all and leave the site. 

 

I wish I had a non-melted ice cream cone.   

Granted. It's non-melted, but so old it's gummy.

 

I wish I had fresh sliced peaches in cream with sugar. Or strawberries will do.  lol

[JayT]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. It's non-melted, but so old it's gummy.

 

I wish I had fresh sliced peaches in cream with sugar. Or strawberries will do.  lol

Granted, but it's sour cream.

 

I wish I had enjoyed what I are for dinner 

[drpaladin]

3 minutes ago, JayT said:

Granted, but it's sour cream.

 

I wish I had enjoyed what I are for dinner 

Granted. You enjoyed it so much that you ate it again. You will now have to eat crackers and water for two weeks to make up for it.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up to make dinner.

[Valkyrie]

9 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You enjoyed it so much that you ate it again. You will now have to eat crackers and water for two weeks to make up for it.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up to make dinner.

Granted.  No dinner for you. 

 

I wish Food Network would figure out that no matter how many times they try, the people on Food Network Star Comeback Kitchen will never be stars.  

[drpaladin]

6 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  No dinner for you. 

 

I wish Food Network would figure out that no matter how many times they try, the people on Food Network Star Comeback Kitchen will never be stars.  

Granted. They figure it out and begin showing reruns of Emeril instead.  I'm not sure that's a bad thing.

 

I wish I had at least one tomato and onion. Fresh ones of decent size.

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. They figure it out and begin showing reruns of Emeril instead.  I'm not sure that's a bad thing.

 

I wish I had at least one tomato and onion. Fresh ones of decent size.

Granted.  You have a tomato and onion that are each as big as your house. 

 

I wish I get up without oversleeping tomorrow. 

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have a tomato and onion that are each as big as your house. 

 

I wish I get up without oversleeping tomorrow. 

Not a problem. I have plenty of swords.

 

Granted. You wake up six hours too early.

 

I wish it didn't take me so long to decide what to eat.

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Not a problem. I have plenty of swords.

 

Granted. You wake up six hours too early.

 

I wish it didn't take me so long to decide what to eat.

Granted.  You decide immediately, but it doesn't involve tomato or onion, which are the only ingredients you have. 

 

I wish Outlook would stop changing things!  

[JayT]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You decide immediately, but it doesn't involve tomato or onion, which are the only ingredients you have. 

 

I wish Outlook would stop changing things!  

Granted, they abandon all attempts at fixing any bugs and the current buggy version is the one you have to use forever

 

I wish George RR Martin would make his dammed mind up and hurry up finish A Song of Ice and Fire

[Valkyrie]

Just now, JayT said:

Granted, they abandon all attempts at fixing any bugs and the current buggy version is the one you have to use forever

 

I wish George RR Martin would make his dammed mind up and hurry up finish A Song of Ice and Fire

Granted.  Spoiler alert:  Everyone dies. 

 

I wish I had first floor laundry.  

[JayT]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  Spoiler alert:  Everyone dies. 

 

I wish I had first floor laundry.  

corrupting my wish would've had Stannis as king or worse Cersie as Queen......I know everyone dies

Granted, but it's a European one that is both washer and dryer and can only do 1/4 loads

I wish to give my wish to Valkyrie

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, JayT said:

corrupting my wish would've had Stannis as king or worse Cersie as Queen......I know everyone dies

 Yes, it was a lame corruption.  *hangs head in shame*  

Granted, but it's a European one that is both washer and dryer and can only do 1/4 loads

I wish to give my wish to Valkyrie

Granted.  I wish JayT would have a five hour work day, four days a week and a giant steak for dinner.