Corrupt A Wish

[Reader1810]

Granted: Now you have a severe case of Montezuma's Revenge, so the peaceful vacation your were hoping for is ruined.

 

I wish I was taller. 

 

 

[Wesley8890]

Granted but you are so tall you're mistaken for King Kong and is shot down by biplanes

 

I wish they would make a new Nightmare on Elm Street

[Drew Espinosa]

Granted. But it pales in comparison to the original.

 

I wish I lived in Europe!  

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You now live in a country where you don't speak the language and don't know anyone. 

 

I wish I had a tree in my front yard. 

[Reader1810]

Granted: There's a huge windstorm and the tree falls onto your house causing $1000s in damages that your insurance doesn't cover.

 

I wish I had eggs for breakfast tomorrow. 

[Wesley8890]

Granted but they are ostrich eggs that went bad a week ago.

 

I wish I had a portal gun.

[Wesley8890]

12 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Granted. But it pales in comparison to the original.

 

I wish I lived in Europe!  

They all pale!

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but they are ostrich eggs that went bad a week ago.

 

I wish I had a portal gun.

Granted, but it doesn't work. 

 

I wish there was a good movie on. 

[Brayon]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted, but it doesn't work. 

 

I wish there was a good movie on. 

 

Granted, but it's in a language you don't speak, and no subtitles.

 

I wish I could loose some weight.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You lose so much weight you are just a skeleton with clothes. 

 

I wish for an uninterrupted night's sleep. 

[drpaladin]

8 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You lose so much weight you are just a skeleton with clothes. 

 

I wish for an uninterrupted night's sleep. 

 

Granted. You sleep for three straight days, lose your job, and feel like crap too.

 

I wish I knew what brought on that weird mood I was in the afternoon. I want to do that again.

[Reader1810]

Granted: While you were sleeping, your cats knocked over all of your potted plants and tracked the spilled dirt all through the house.

 

I wish I could sing.

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted: While you were sleeping, your cats knocked over all of your potted plants and tracked the spilled dirt all through the house.

 

I wish I could sing.

 

Granted. You can sing like a bird, a turkey.

 

 

[Valkyrie]

22 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. You sleep for three straight days, lose your job, and feel like crap too.

 

I wish I knew what brought on that weird mood I was in the afternoon. I want to do that again.

Granted.  Your mood is so weird that your friends are all creeped out and don't want to hang out with you anymore.

 

I wish my cats wouldn't run amok at three am. 

[Reader1810]

Granted: Your cats run amok all day while you're at work. 

 

I wish I could win every level of Candy Crush. 

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted: Your cats run amok all day while you're at work. 

 

I wish I could win every level of Candy Crush. 

Granted. But now you've won them all and have no more game to play.  (I'm on level 2328.  No obsession there...   )  

 

I wish I had a steak dinner for tomorrow. 

[drpaladin]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. But now you've won them all and have no more game to play.  (I'm on level 2328.  No obsession there...   )  

 

I wish I had a steak dinner for tomorrow. 

 

Granted. You have a possum steak dinner for tomorrow. Yum yum.

 

I wish I hadn't slept so long today.

[drpaladin]

14 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  Your mood is so weird that your friends are all creeped out and don't want to hang out with you anymore.

 

I wish my cats wouldn't run amok at three am. 

 

Too late. I've creeped them out for years.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. You have a possum steak dinner for tomorrow. Yum yum.

 

I wish I hadn't slept so long today.

Granted.  You haven't slept in a week. 

 

I wish it wasn't going to rain tomorrow. 

[Wesley8890]

Granted now you'll have an unexpected blizzard.

 

I wish the Mexican food I just ate didn't give me indigestion.

[drpaladin]

5 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted now you'll have an unexpected blizzard.

 

I wish the Mexican food I just ate didn't give me indigestion.

 

Granted. You have food poisoning instead.

 

I wish I had some coffee ice cream.

[Wesley8890]

Granted but it melted

 

I wish people weren't so mean!

[drpaladin]

5 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but it melted

 

I wish people weren't so mean!

 

Granted. People aren't mean. They are all now so sickly sweet it turns you into a hermit.

 

I wish I written down all the ideas I had today.

[Wesley8890]

Granted but then you misplace the list after finishing and forget what you wrote

 

I wish I was Deadpools sidekick

[drpaladin]

25 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but then you misplace the list after finishing and forget what you wrote

 

I wish I was Deadpools sidekick

 

Granted. But you are invisible and despite your protestations he thinks you are a six year old girl.

 

I wish that BBQ salad had been better.