Corrupt A Wish

[Wesley8890]

Granted now you're the king

 

I wish Georgia wasn't so hot!

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  It's now a frozen tundra. 

 

I wish the cats would go pick me up some take out. 

[Reader1810]

Granted: Hope you like sardines with a side of catnip.

 

I wish my weekend chores were done. 

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  They were done, but not well. 

 

I wish I liked going clothes shopping. 

[drpaladin]

49 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  They were done, but not well. 

 

I wish I liked going clothes shopping. 

 

Granted. You become addicted to clothes shopping and clothes  now occupy the majority of your living space, not to mention your income is diverted for the next 15 years to pay for them.

 

I wish this rain cools things off.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  It's now freezing rain. 

 

I wish Always Dreaming will win the Preakness. 

[Reader1810]

Granted: Always Dreaming wins, but you accidentally bet on another horse, so you lose.

 

I wish I had some tea ready to drink right now. 

 

Edited May 20, 2017 by Reader1810

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It's now freezing rain. 

 

I wish Always Dreaming will win the Preakness. 

Granted. But is disqualified later.

3 minutes ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted: It's so cool, that your teeth won't stop chattering.

 

I wish I had some tea ready to drink right now. 

 

Granted.  Bitter root tea will perk you right up.

 

I wish I could resist calling and saying AHA.  lol

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You call and say something stupid instead. 

 

I wish I had more for dinner than crackers.  

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You call and say something stupid instead. 

 

I wish I had more for dinner than crackers.  

 

Granted. You have moldy cheese too.

 

I wish I had written down all those ideas over the past few days.

[Wesley8890]

Granted but you misplace the list

 

I wish my cat was fixed

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You now have a stuffed cat. 

 

I wish my legs didn't hurt. 

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You now have a stuffed cat. 

 

I wish my legs didn't hurt. 

Granted. You have no feeling in them.

 

I wish they delivered steak dinners.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. You have no feeling in them.

 

I wish they delivered steak dinners.

Me too!!

Granted.  They now deliver tofu 'steak'. 

 

I wish I had a phone with more memory. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Me too!!

Granted.  They now deliver tofu 'steak'. 

 

I wish I had a phone with more memory. 

 

Granted. Your phone remembers things you'd rather forget.

 

I wish I wasn't getting this impulse to buy something ridiculous.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Your phone remembers things you'd rather forget.

 

I wish I wasn't getting this impulse to buy something ridiculous.

Granted.  You buy something amazingly stupid instead. 

 

I wish I could play the guitar well. 

[Wesley8890]

Granted you play it so well that you never put it down.

 

I wish my cat was fixed and alive

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You buy something amazingly stupid instead. 

 

I wish I could play the guitar well. 

There's a difference between ridiculous and stupid?

[drpaladin]

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

Granted you play it so well that you never put it down.

 

I wish my cat was fixed and alive

 

Granted. Your broken cat is fixed.

 

I wish I I was in a better mood.

[Valkyrie]

4 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

There's a difference between ridiculous and stupid?

Dammit... I thought of that as soon as I posted it.  lol   

3 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Your broken cat is fixed.

 

I wish I I was in a better mood.

Granted.  You are now so sickeningly sweet that everyone avoids you. 

 

I wish I had my vacation planned.  

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Dammit... I thought of that as soon as I posted it.  lol   

Granted.  You are now so sickeningly sweet that everyone avoids you. 

 

I wish I had my vacation planned.  

 

Granted. Your vacation is planned, but you're no longer interested.

 

I wish Doc  Martin was already on.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Your vacation is planned, but you're no longer interested.

 

I wish Doc  Martin was already on.

Oh, I'm always interested in vacations! lol

 

Granted.  It's on but the signal is distorted.  

 

I wish my chapter was finished. 

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Oh, I'm always interested in vacations! lol

 

Granted.  It's on but the signal is distorted.  

 

I wish my chapter was finished. 

 

Granted. It's finished, but no one understands it.

 

I wish for locusts.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. It's finished, but no one understands it.

 

I wish for locusts.

Not sure why you'd want them, but ok... Granted.  You now have a swarm of locusts following you everywhere you go. 

 

I wish I could pass this level on Candy Crush. 

[drpaladin]

6 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Not sure why you'd want them, but ok... Granted.  You now have a swarm of locusts following you everywhere you go. 

 

I wish I could pass this level on Candy Crush. 

 

Granted. You pass it, but loop to the beginning.

 

I wish I had moved enough to wind my watch.  lol  That is indolence.