Corrupt A Wish

[Valkyrie]

Just now, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. You pass it, but loop to the beginning.

 

I wish I had moved enough to wind my watch.  lol  That is indolence.

(I never got dressed today and got my breakfast by going through the drive thru in my pajamas.  Indolence Ninja here...  lol) 

 

Granted.  You moved so much today that your watch overwound and exploded. 

 

I wish I had a slice of cheesecake. 

[drpaladin]

3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

(I never got dressed today and got my breakfast by going through the drive thru in my pajamas.  Indolence Ninja here...  lol) 

 

Granted.  You moved so much today that your watch overwound and exploded. 

 

I wish I had a slice of cheesecake. 

 

Granted. But a 5mm slice is just a taste.

 

I wish the book I wanted to read wasn't at another house.

[Valkyrie]

Granted. It's at your house, but you dropped in in the toilet.  Before you flushed.  

 

I wish for a slice of cheesecake larger than 5 mm.  

[drpaladin]

3 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. It's at your house, but you dropped in in the toilet.  Before you flushed.  

 

I wish for a slice of cheesecake larger than 5 mm.  

 

Granted. But 5.5mm isn't much better. Cheer up, it could have been moldy.

 

I wish for a dill pickle  with no herring.  lol

[Valkyrie]

16 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. But 5.5mm isn't much better. Cheer up, it could have been moldy.

 

I wish for a dill pickle  with no herring.  lol

Granted.  You have a dill pickle with fermented trout.

 

I wish my cats didn't like chewing on plastic.

[drpaladin]

8 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You have a dill pickle with fermented trout.

 

I wish my cats didn't like chewing on plastic.

 

Granted. Your plastic is no longer herring flavored.

 

I wish for  chocolate truffles.

[Valkyrie]

5 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Your plastic is no longer herring flavored.

 

I wish for  chocolate truffles.

Granted.  But it's cheap, tasteless chocolate. 

 

I wish for a beautiful sunset. 

[drpaladin]

4 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  But it's cheap, tasteless chocolate. 

 

I wish for a beautiful sunset. 

 

Granted. It is the most spectacular sunset since the dawn of mankind. Too bad you fell asleep.

 

I wish I hadn't slept through it too.

[W_L]

3 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. It is the most spectacular sunset since the dawn of mankind. Too bad you fell asleep.

 

I wish I hadn't slept through it too.

 

Granted, but you now suffer from a caffeine overdose coma.

 

I wish I could have another piece of Rum cake

[Valkyrie]

5 minutes ago, W_L said:

 

Granted, but you now suffer from a caffeine overdose coma.

 

I wish I could have another piece of Rum cake

Granted. But it's dry and tasteless. 

 

I wish my laundry was clean. 

[W_L]

2 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. But it's dry and tasteless. 

 

I wish my laundry was clean. 

 

Granted, but the dyer is broken, so you are left with clean wet laundry

 

I wish for a piece of pie

Edited May 21, 2017 by W_L

[Valkyrie]

19 hours ago, W_L said:

 

Granted, but the dyer is broken, so you are left with clean wet laundry

 

I wish for a piece of pie

Granted.  You now have a slice of rotten fish pie. 

 

I wish I wasn't bored.  

[W_L]

28 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You now have a slice of rotten fish pie. 

 

I wish I wasn't bored.  

Granted, now you are entertained by a silent mime, who follows you around everywhere.

 

I wish Pokemon would finally die as a fad

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, W_L said:

Granted, now you are entertained by a silent mime, who follows you around everywhere.

 

I wish Pokemon would finally die as a fad

Granted.  It's been replaced by something worse. 

 

I wish The Dark Crystal prequel does justice to the original.

[Wesley8890]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  It's been replaced by something worse. 

 

I wish The Dark Crystal prequel does justice to the original.

Granted it does but your the only one to think that 

 

I wish Pokémon was eternal!

[W_L]

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted it does but your the only one to think that 

 

I wish Pokémon was eternal!

 

Granted, but now the only Pokemon you have are Celebi and Arceus.

 

I wish Michael Bay would stop destroying Transformer franchise with movies sequels.

[Wesley8890]

9 minutes ago, W_L said:

 

Granted, but now the only Pokemon you have are Celebi and Arceus.

 

I wish Michael Bay would stop destroying Transformer franchise with movies sequels.

Granted but now he directs more of your favorite movies giving them terrible sequels all starring Shia LeBeof.

 

I wish the Atlanta Braves would win the World Series

 

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Granted but now he directs more of your favorite movies giving them terrible sequels all starring Shia LeBeof.

 

I wish the Atlanta Braves would win the World Series

 

Granted.  But they do it by cheating, causing a huge scandal. 

 

I wish it wasn't so gloomy out. 

[Brayon]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  But they do it by cheating, causing a huge scandal. 

 

I wish it wasn't so gloomy out. 

 

Granted - But you're are now stuck inside doing your endless paperwork.

 

I wish I could convince my Family, I'm not as innocent as they think I am.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, BHopper2 said:

Granted - But you're are now stuck inside doing your endless paperwork.

 

I wish I could convince my Family, I'm not as innocent as they think I am.

Granted.  They now think you're the devil incarnate.  

 

I wish my next door neighbors would turn down their music.   

[drpaladin]

17 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  They now think you're the devil incarnate.  

 

I wish my next door neighbors would turn down their music.   

Granted. While they install the bigger amp.

 

I wish I could get used to people failing their commitments.

[Brayon]

Just now, drpaladin said:

Granted. While they install the bigger amp.

 

I wish I could get used to people failing their commitments.

 

Granted - now you are disappointed that they keep them.

 

I wish Papa John's Large Pan Pizza was really a Large. #SizeMatters

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - now you are disappointed that they keep them.

 

I wish Papa John's Large Pan Pizza was really a Large. #SizeMatters

Me too.

 

Granted. But now all the topping slides off a slice before it gets in your mouth.

 

I wish I had actually done something today.

[W_L]

8 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Me too.

 

Granted. But now all the topping slides off a slice before it gets in your mouth.

 

I wish I had actually done something today.

 

Granted, but you are too tired to move for tomorrow.

 

I wish I could have any man I want.

[Brayon]

2 minutes ago, W_L said:

 

Granted, but you are too tired to move for tomorrow.

 

I wish I could have any man I want.

 

Granted - But now you've been arrested for slavery, due to your mind control powers.

 

I wish my friend would finish Beta Reading my latest story, so I can post it,