Corrupt A Wish

[W_L]

31 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - But now you've been arrested for slavery, due to your mind control powers.

 

I wish my friend would finish Beta Reading my latest story, so I can post it,

 

Granted, but now your editor is angry that there are typos

 

I wish I could get a new inspiration to write book 2 of my story.

[JayT]

4 minutes ago, W_L said:

 

Granted, but now your editor is angry that there are typos

 

I wish I could get a new inspiration to write book 2 of my story.

Granted, but it comes in the form of killing off the main character in the first chapter.

I wish I could write my chapters faster.

[Wesley8890]

17 minutes ago, JayT said:

Granted, but it comes in the form of killing off the main character in the first chapter.

I wish I could write my chapters faster.

I really don't want to corrupt that one but here goes:

Granted but as your quantity increases the quality of the chapters decrease

I wish all my food was fat free

[Valkyrie]

5 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

I really don't want to corrupt that one but here goes:

Granted but as your quantity increases the quality of the chapters decrease

I wish all my food was fat free

That wish is already corrupted.  

 

I wish for a good night's sleep.

[Brayon]

32 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

That wish is already corrupted.  

 

I wish for a good night's sleep.

 

Granted, but you can not wake, until a Prince (or Princess your choice) kisses you.

 

I wish all Circle K's had Crush Ice in their soda fountains.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, BHopper2 said:

Granted, but you can not wake, until a Prince (or Princess your choice) kisses you.

 

I wish all Circle K's had Crush Ice in their soda fountains.

Granted. It's now the only beverage they carry.  

 

I wish for my Prince to kiss me and wake me up.  

[JayT]

Granted, but he only has eyes for his squire.

 

I wish my knee would stop hurting 

[drpaladin]

19 minutes ago, JayT said:

Granted, but he only has eyes for his squire.

 

I wish my knee would stop hurting 

Granted. You no longer notice your knee because your hip hurts more.

 

I wish I hadn't talked to anyone on the phone tonight. Everyone was in a sour mood.  

[Valkyrie]

18 hours ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You no longer notice your knee because your hip hurts more.

 

I wish I hadn't talked to anyone on the phone tonight. Everyone was in a sour mood.  

Granted. You haven't talked to anyone on the phone because your phone died and you can't afford a new one. 

 

I wish I had eaten lunch. 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. You haven't talked to anyone on the phone because your phone died and you can't afford a new one. 

 

I wish I had eaten lunch. 

Granted. You ate lunch, but now you can't believe you ate the whole thing and have heartburn.

 

I wish I had done any one of the things I laid here and thought about doing today.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You ate lunch, but now you can't believe you ate the whole thing and have heartburn.

 

I wish I had done any one of the things I laid here and thought about doing today.

That's not a corruption... that's my daily existence...   

 

Granted.  You did one thing you thought about today, but it accomplished nothing. 

 

I wish I bought dessert when I ordered dinner. 

[Wesley8890]

 

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

That's not a corruption... that's my daily existence...   

 

Granted.  You did one thing you thought about today, but it accomplished nothing. 

 

I wish I bought dessert when I ordered dinner. 

Granted but since you ate so much dinner you have no room for dessert

 

I wish I could travel in time

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

 

Granted but since you ate so much dinner you have no room for dessert

 

I wish I could travel in time

My waistline thanks you  

 

Granted.  You can travel in time. One way.  Like the rest of us.  

 

I wish my back didn't hurt so I could take a walk and enjoy the rare sunshine. 

[drpaladin]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

My waistline thanks you  

 

Granted.  You can travel in time. One way.  Like the rest of us.  

 

I wish my back didn't hurt so I could take a walk and enjoy the rare sunshine. 

You do realize walking is good for bad backs.

 

Granted. But you get sunburn.

 

I wish I had dessert too.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

You do realize walking is good for bad backs.

 

Granted. But you get sunburn.

 

I wish I had dessert too.

Yeah, I know.  Sometimes it's hard working past the spasms to really get anywhere.  

 

Granted.  You have dessert.  Salmon Jello.  

 

I wish people were more considerate drivers. 

[JayT]

28 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Yeah, I know.  Sometimes it's hard working past the spasms to really get anywhere.  

 

Granted.  You have dessert.  Salmon Jello.  

 

I wish people were more considerate drivers. 

 

Granted, now everyone is driving a horse and buggie.

 

I wish I could have a toned body without working out.

 

[Valkyrie]

13 minutes ago, JayT said:

 

Granted, now everyone is driving a horse and buggie.

 

I wish I could have a toned body without working out.

 

Cool!  I like driving horses

 

Granted.  You have a toned body.  Skin-toned    

 

I wish my nails didn't break so easily. 

[drpaladin]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Cool!  I like driving horses

 

Granted.  You have a toned body.  Skin-toned    

 

I wish my nails didn't break so easily. 

 

Granted. But now nothing will cut them.

 

I wish my favorite barbecue place hadn't closed down.

[Valkyrie]

15 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. But now nothing will cut them.

 

I wish my favorite barbecue place hadn't closed down.

Granted. It's now the only place you can get food and the quality has declined tremendously.

 

I wish I had remembered to buy toilet paper on the way home from work.   

[JayT]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. It's now the only place you can get food and the quality has declined tremendously.

 

I wish I had remembered to buy toilet paper on the way home from work.   

Granted, it's one ply and feels like sandpaper

 

I wish I didn't work ten hours days while I'm salaried. 

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. It's now the only place you can get food and the quality has declined tremendously.

 

I wish I had remembered to buy toilet paper on the way home from work.   

Granted. But it's like sandpaper.

 

I wish I had an extension cord that wasn't in two pieces.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, JayT said:

Granted, it's one ply and feels like sandpaper

 

I wish I didn't work ten hours days while I'm salaried. 

Granted.  You now work twelve hours a day.  

 

I wish I had a working bicycle. 

[JayT]

1 minute ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. But it's like sandpaper.

 

I wish I had an extension cord that wasn't in two pieces.

hehehe we both gave her sandpaper 

[drpaladin]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You now work twelve hours a day.  

 

I wish I had a working bicycle. 

Granted. But the tires are flat.

 

I'm still wishing for an extension cord.  lol

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. But the tires are flat.

 

I'm still wishing for an extension cord.  lol

Ok granted   You have one but it doesn't work. 

 

I wish I had better furniture.