Corrupt A Wish

[drpaladin]

9 minutes ago, AK79 said:

 

Yeah, I don't tempt fate like that.  Mostly if I see a venomous snake like out in the wild I leave it alone.  Even the most aggressive species typically do not attack humans unless they feel threatened. 

 

 

Granted your dinner prep is done.  All one potato of it.

 

I wish I could think of what I want for supper, its my turn to cook and all.

 

Granted. You make it, but no one will eat it, not even you.

 

I wish I didn't need to go to the store.

[AK79]

Just now, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. You make it, but no one will eat it, not even you.

 

I wish I didn't need to go to the store.

 

Man it must be really bad.  I once put peanut butter and hot sauce into ramen soup and served that for supper and they  both ate that.  My kid and fiancee are really picky eaters.  They expect their food on a plate or in a bowl.

 

Granted.  You don't need to go to the store, but whatever it is you want from the store isn't there anyway.

 

I wish I had some cream of coconut.  I'm feeling like making a pina colada after work.

[Valkyrie]

1 hour ago, AK79 said:

 

Man it must be really bad.  I once put peanut butter and hot sauce into ramen soup and served that for supper and they  both ate that.  My kid and fiancee are really picky eaters.  They expect their food on a plate or in a bowl.

 

Granted.  You don't need to go to the store, but whatever it is you want from the store isn't there anyway.

 

I wish I had some cream of coconut.  I'm feeling like making a pina colada after work.

Granted.  You have creme of kokonut.  And it's spoiled. 

 

I wish I had more time to write. 

[AK79]

Granted.  But your muse left town.

 

I wish I could think of something better than potato and leek soup.

[Valkyrie]

Just now, AK79 said:

Granted.  But your muse left town.

 

I wish I could think of something better than potato and leek soup.

Oooo that sounds yummy.  

 

Granted.  You can think of plenty of awesome recipes, but have no ingredients to make them.

 

I wish I had some potato leek soup.  

[AK79]

Granted.  But a hoard of hungry teenagers decend on you house and eat it all up before you get a chance to even have a spoon full.

 

I wish for a 95% cocoa bar of chocolate.

[Brayon]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Oooo that sounds yummy.  

 

Granted.  You can think of plenty of awesome recipes, but have no ingredients to make them.

 

I wish I had some potato leek soup.  

 

Granted. You were teleported to @AK79's place for Dinner with him, his future Husband, and the Kid. The Corruption is, you have no way home.

 

 

1 minute ago, AK79 said:

Granted.  But a hoard of hungry teenagers decend on you house and eat it all up before you get a chance to even have a spoon full.

 

I wish for a 95% cocoa bar of chocolate.

 

Granted, but it's Mexican chocolate with chilies.

 

I wish I was faster in granting these wishes.

 

 

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, AK79 said:

Granted.  But a hoard of hungry teenagers decend on you house and eat it all up before you get a chance to even have a spoon full.

 

I wish for a 95% cocoa bar of chocolate.

 Granted. But a museum wants it.

 

I wish I could get someone to go to the store for me. lol

[drpaladin]

1 minute ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted. You were teleported to @AK79's place for Dinner with him, his future Husband, and the Kid. The Corruption is, you have no way home.

 

 

Granted, but it's Mexican chocolate with chilies.

 

I wish I was faster in granting these wishes.

 

 

Me too. Clearing the editor is getting old.

[Valkyrie]

 

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

 Granted. But a museum wants it.

 

I wish I could get someone to go to the store for me. lol

Granted.  You get someone to go to the store, but they never come back.

 

I wish I could play the guitar. 

[drpaladin]

40 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

 

Granted.  You get someone to go to the store, but they never come back.

 

I wish I could play the guitar. 

Granted. You can play the air guitar.

 

I wish something I wanted to see was on TV tonight.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. You can play the air guitar.

 

I wish something I wanted to see was on TV tonight.

Well I can already do that   lol

 

Granted.  The best TV program ever is airing tonight, but your TV is broken and you have no other means of seeing it.  And they're never going to air it again. 

 

I wish I had saved my cookie to eat with my ice cream. 

[drpaladin]

20 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Well I can already do that   lol

 

Granted.  The best TV program ever is airing tonight, but your TV is broken and you have no other means of seeing it.  And they're never going to air it again. 

 

I wish I had saved my cookie to eat with my ice cream. 

More likely the cable would gho out. I've got plenty of TV's.

 

Granted. You saved the cookie, but it tastes funny.

 

I wish I had some popcorn.

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

More likely the cable would gho out. I've got plenty of TV's.

 

Granted. You saved the cookie, but it tastes funny.

 

I wish I had some popcorn.

Fine... all your TVs are broken...   

 

Granted. You have popcorn, but it's moldy.  

 

I wish I had a cat snuggling with me. 

[Brayon]

8 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Fine... all your TVs are broken...   

 

Granted. You have popcorn, but it's moldy.  

 

I wish I had a cat snuggling with me. 

 

Granted - But its a Rescue Panther, and weighs close to 200 lbs.

 

I wish my Muse would come tonight.

[drpaladin]

17 hours ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - But its a Rescue Panther, and weighs close to 200 lbs.

 

I wish my Muse would come tonight.

 

Granted. Your Muse had a nice glow and was very satisfied.

 

I was I had gotten two BLT's.

[Brayon]

2 hours ago, drpaladin said:

 

Granted. Your Muse had a nice glow and was very satisfied.

 

I was I had gotten two BLT's.

 

It was, and he was.

 

Granted, you ordered two BLT's expecting Bacon, but this restaurant's BLT is made with Bologna.

 

I wish I had a non-corrupted pint of Ben and Jerry's Salted Caramel Core Ice Cream.

[drpaladin]

19 hours ago, BHopper2 said:

It was, and he was.

 

Granted, you ordered two BLT's expecting Bacon, but this restaurant's BLT is made with Bologna.

 

I wish I had a non-corrupted pint of Ben and Jerry's Salted Caramel Core Ice Cream.

Granted. Too bad you locked it in your car along with your car keys.

 

I wish I hadn't slept past the deli closing time. Those BLT's are addictive.

[Valkyrie]

21 hours ago, BHopper2 said:

I wish I had a non-corrupted pint of Ben and Jerry's Salted Caramel Core Ice Cream.

I just bought one of those!  It's my new favorite flavor.:)

 

2 hours ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. Too bad you locked it in your car along with your car keys.

 

I wish I hadn't slept past the deli closing time. Those BLT's are addictive.

Granted.  But they're out of bacon.  

 

I wish I had the energy and motivation to clean my house. 

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

I just bought one of those!  It's my new favorite flavor.:)

 

Granted.  But they're out of bacon.  

 

I wish I had the energy and motivation to clean my house. 

Normally they run out of bread.

 

Granted. But it morphs into obsession and everyone moves out to get away from you.

 

I wish I didn't hate holidays.

[Valkyrie]

8 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Normally they run out of bread.

 

Granted. But it morphs into obsession and everyone moves out to get away from you.

 

I wish I didn't hate holidays.

Granted. You now love them so much no one wants to be around you because you're so annoying. 

 

I wish I had a new computer charger. 

[drpaladin]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted. You now love them so much no one wants to be around you because you're so annoying. 

 

I wish I had a new computer charger. 

Granted. It fries your computer.

 

I wish J would get a new phone so I didn't have to keep repeating myself.  Grrr

[Valkyrie]

12 hours ago, drpaladin said:

Granted. It fries your computer.

 

I wish J would get a new phone so I didn't have to keep repeating myself.  Grrr

Granted.  He gets a new phone and doesn't give you the number.  

 

I wish for some sunshine. 

[JayT]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  He gets a new phone and doesn't give you the number.  

 

I wish for some sunshine. 

Granted, now the sun never goes down, leaving half the earth to freeze and half to turn into barren wasteland..everyone on Earth dies

I wish I hadn't been gone from granting wishes for the past few days

[Brayon]

28 minutes ago, JayT said:

Granted, now the sun never goes down, leaving half the earth to freeze and half to turn into barren wasteland..everyone on Earth dies

I wish I hadn't been gone from granting wishes for the past few days

 

Granted. Time turns back, and you're stuck at home, sitting on the couch, with laptop in hand, and two broken legs. Plenty of time to grant wishes.

 

I wish that @Valkyrie takes my wish.