Never Have I Ever

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex with Nicholas Cage

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever had a billion dollars.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been the world's richest person 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever met a billionaire 

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever worked as a billionaire's garden hermit

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.  But I have met a couple of billionaires.

Never have I ever met more than fifteen successful music recording artists.

[Leslie Lofton]

Met? Not necessarily, but I breathed the same air backstage with several in my old job. I'm not sure I could get up to fifteen.

Never have  I ever participated in a key party.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever participated in a celebrity ball

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope.

Never have I ever seen a celebrity's balls in person

[ReaderPaul]

No, me neither.  Interesting thought, though.

Never have I ever played basketball with a celebrity. 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever dated a celebrity 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever ridden in a vehicle with a celebrity.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I kissed a celebrity 

[AquariusGuy]

nope.

never have i ever starred in a movie

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I stared in a smut movie

[ReaderPaul]

Never have I ever been in any movie other than home movies.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope.

Never have I ever made a sex tape.

 

Edited March 16 by Leslie Lofton

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been painted nude

[ReaderPaul]

Nope. 

Never have I ever been body painted when nude.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope.

Never have I ever had my portrait done during sex. ("Just hold it right there for a few minutes...")

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been filmed while having sex.

Edited March 16 by ReaderPaul

[Leslie Lofton]

Not to my knowledge, at least. Who knows, with hotel rooms and the dark web.

Never have i ever been invited to a ménage à trois.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been a camera man during a sex scene.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I directed a porn film

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever let someone film a porn in my house