Never Have I Ever

[AquariusGuy]

Are we talking bear bear or a man bear?? Lol

never have I ever been mountain climbing 

[Leslie Lofton]

Did that one, on a trail in Colorado. My friend who organized it advertised it as a three hour hike, which got a little old when it started raining in hour five.

Never have I ever been caving, like "on your belly wearing a helmet' caving. 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever gone diving. 

[ReaderPaul]

Not serious diving, no.

Never have I ever been in a pressurized environment.

[Leslie Lofton]

Besides airplanes, I one did a BodPod body fat measurement, which is a less-mess alternative to the buoyancy method. They lock you in a sphere and pressurize the environment, and it does some kind of science thing.

Never have I ever fired a Howitzer 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever fired an AR-15.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I decapitated anybody 

Edited March 12 by chris191070

[Dhpiet77]

Eww!! Nope!

Never have I ever depilated anybody.

 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I cut off a penis

[Leslie Lofton]

Oh, sure. Penises do talk too much.

Never have I removed the testicles from any animal. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I removed an organ

[ReaderPaul]

Well, if you count the types of organs which one plays similarly to a piano, yes, I have removed an organ.  I helped move two organs out of my mother home after she died.

Never have I ever officially been a janitor.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been a politicians secretary 

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever been an enlisted aide (personal servant) to a general, which is a real job you can have in the US Army. 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever been in any country's military.

[AquariusGuy]

I’m a civilian… as close I’ll get.

Never have I ever slept in a barracks. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I slept with a soldier

[AquariusGuy]

I really want too… but nope.

Never have I ever slept with a superior. 

[Leslie Lofton]

1 minute ago, AquariusGuy said:

I really want too… but nope.

I know someone who will tell you it's not all it's cracked up to be

Occasionally my spouse is a superior being to me.

Never have I ever slept with a 🔫 under my pillow. 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope… no water guns 😂.

Never have I experienced a burglary.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope.

Never have I ever been impregnated by a deity. 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been to the Middle East.

[Dhpiet77]

Nope. 

Never have I ever been to anywhere in Canada east of the airport in Vancouver.

 

[ReaderPaul]

Never have I ever been to a nude bath house.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope 

Never have I ever shaved my bits and pieces.