Never Have I Ever

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I been a fluffer

[Leslie Lofton]

Not literally. In my last job, we performed an audience "warm-up act" function for a while, but our supervisor  made us stop calling it "fluffing".

Never have I ever watched pornography with my spouse.

 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never once have I ever been inclined to share porn on pornhub despite the button to do so. 

[JamesSavik]

I didn't mean to. It seems my house sitter had a side gig. I recognized my couch and keep is as a sort of shrine.

 

Never have I ever run ten miles (but I think I'm stubborn enough to get there).

 

 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I made an Only Fans video

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever met an only fans performer

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever won on a lottery ticket.

[Leslie Lofton]

39 minutes ago, JamesSavik said:

I didn't mean to. It seems my house sitter had a side gig. I recognized my couch and keep is as a sort of shrine.

Oh, sh💩

Nope.

Never have I ever bought a lottery ticket.

[ReaderPaul]

In my 70 + years of life I have probably bought about ten.

Never have I ever driven coast-to-coast in the United States.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope. 
 

Never have I ever driven to Canada 

[Leslie Lofton]

I did Alaska to Virginia once, and panhandle Florida to Washington/Oregon/Cali and back once, so I'm going to give a cumulative yes to the previous two.

Never have I ever driven to Mexico. 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever driven through the Rocky Mountains.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I sailed round the world 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I been on a cruise. 

[Leslie Lofton]

Twice. Can recommend.

Never have I ever been on Tom Cruise

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever been to a comedy show.

[Leslie Lofton]

Mostly they're just kind of okay. The really good comics have Netflix specials.

Never have I ever been to a cricket match

[AquariusGuy]

how would a cricket light a match?? lol

Nope.

Never have I ever watched Rugby

[ReaderPaul]

Only on television.

Never have I ever been to a professional soccer game.

[chris191070]

Only when working in the food stands.

Never have I gone with a politician

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever cooked more than one turkey for a special dinner.

[chris191070]

I have

Never have I pardoned a turkey 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever cooked duck.

[chris191070]

I have

Never have I cooked dick

[Leslie Lofton]

Way to keep it classy, Chris 😉

Never have I ever dicked a cook. Not a professional one. 

Edited March 17 by Leslie Lofton