Never Have I Ever

[chris191070]

Possibility of that

Never have I dicked a bus driver 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever dicked a fireman.

[chris191070]

Never have I dicked a bank manager 

[Leslie Lofton]

Never have I ever dicked a Dick

[ReaderPaul]

1 hour ago, Leslie Lofton said:

Never have I ever dicked a Dick

Nope -- never dicked anyone named Richard or who had the surname of Dick, as some had in an area I lived for a time, or a detective.

Never have I ever knowingly observed the species of bird known as a dickcissel, a bird of the eastern and central U.S., having a brownish back streaked with black and a yellowish breast and in the male a black patch on the throat, and related to the finch family.

[chris191070]

Never have I I dicked anyone with orange hair

[ReaderPaul]

Does a reddish tint to the hair count?

Never have I ever made tortillas from scratch.

[chris191070]

I have

Never have I had an orgy in Florida 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever had an orgy at work.

[chris191070]

I don't think so

Never have I had sex at the cinema.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever participated in an orgy.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever dicked a librarian. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I dicked a president 

[Leslie Lofton]

12 minutes ago, AquariusGuy said:

Never have I ever dicked a librarian.

Nope, but now we're talking!

Never have I ever -- let's say "known" instead -- a prime minister. Sunak, Trudeau, Jacinta ... they all seem very nice.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope, but I’m wondering if my grandparents knew Winston Churchill was our distant cousin.

Never have I met the 1500 celebrities I’m related to. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I slept with a celebrity 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever slept with a president.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I slept with the pope

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever slept with any politician.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope. 

Never have I ever, to my knowledge, slept on a waterbed.

[ReaderPaul]

I have.  I really liked sleeping on a waterbed.  But spouse did not like.

Never have I slept on rocks.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I slept in a hay loft

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever slept on a bed stuffed with hay.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I slept in a pig sty

[AquariusGuy]

My room used to get called that but never in a real one.

Never have I ever been comatose 

Edited March 18 by AquariusGuy