Never Have I Ever

[chris191070]

Only when drunk

Never have I donated an organ

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever had a recorded blood pressure of more than 222/122.  The nurse that took it feared I was about to have a stroke -- but that came 4 years later

[chris191070]

Not that I'm aware of

Never have I had heart surgery 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever had a limb amputated.

 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I received a penis in the post

[AquariusGuy]

Well from Amazon....

Never have I ever done a boudoir photoshoot 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever used a dildo.

[Leslie Lofton]

Yes. I'll spare the details.

Never have I ever used nipple clamps

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had amazon deliver a sex toy

[AquariusGuy]

Well yeah…

Never have I ever used a vegetable as a sex toy.

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever spread peanut butter on the erogenous zones for a dog to lick off. 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever used butter as lube. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I used olive oil as lube

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever used Crisco as lube. Seen it in porns. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I used hand cream as lube

[Leslie Lofton]

Um ... Regarding the previous four ... Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Moving on.

Never have I ever walked in on my parents commiting the marriage act 

 

[chris191070]

Definitely not

Never have I had sex with a family member 

[AquariusGuy]

Nope but I got a couple of hot cousins.

Never have I ever walked in on friends have sex

[Leslie Lofton]

Nope

Never have I ever caught my kids having sex. I think that might only happen in movies. 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I caught the grandparents having sex

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever caught coworkers having sex at work.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex at work

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex in a corn field.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

Never have I ever had sex in a tractor.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I had sex in a hearse