Last Post Wins #47

[Marty]

Write as many poems as you like

Just keep wasting all your time

'cause Marty will now take the mike

to say "This crown is truly mine!"

 

Edited February 6, 2019 by Marty

[Valkyrie]

 Nope... definitely mine!  😛   

[Marty]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

 Nope... definitely mine!  😛   

 

If quantum physics is true, and there is a universe for very possible history and future, then there will be at least one universe where Valkyrie may indeed qualify to wear the LPW crown....

 

But it's not this universe. For in this universe the crown is mine... mine... mine!

 

[Valkyrie]

Um...I wear the crown in every universe.     

[Marty]

Be careful what you wish for, or your wish may come true in a way you didn't expect...

 

[Daddydavek]

 ...and back to DDK!

[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty raptor once again so early in the morning.

 

As the Lame Duck waddles off, we celebrate Girls and Women in Sports by serving up some Frozen Yogurt.

[Marty]

Crown of purest gold,
envy of all and sundry...
made for Marty's head.

 

 

[Parker Owens]

How I love the brief Haiku,

with its lines and words so few;

better are these lines so fine,

for the shiny crown is Mine.

 

[Marty]

Parker Owens, apprentice bard,
tried and tried and tried so hard
to convince the masses of his claim
to grand designs and public fame.

 

Alas! Poor Parker failed to spy
creeping down the outside lane
the one who would expose the lie
and cause poor Parker woeful pain.

 

The race is run, it's time to party
to celebrate, to sing, to dance!
But poor Parker sadly missed his chance
and the crown now sits on the head of Marty.

 

 

Edited February 6, 2019 by Marty

[Parker Owens]

Marty stumbled on the track,

fell down splat upon his back;

Bard arrived to help and then

off with Shiny ran again.

 

Mine. 

[Slytherin]

Roses are red

Grumpy is blue

 

Erm.. King LBO     

[Marty]

Parker Owens did an Irish jig
Thinking the crown was his to wear,
But when his head was found too big
He wept and said: "Life's so unfair!"

 

 

 

[Slytherin]

   

[Parker Owens]

Marty once the crown beheld,

in his eyes the tears were welled,

for the shiny on Bard sat,

it was Bard’s and that was that. 

 

Mine. 

 

[rickproehl]

Jack and bill went up the hill .   To take the great new shiny ... as they ran they look around and saw that slytherin had fallen on his hiney

 

 

 

Edited February 7, 2019 by rickproehl
Mistake

[Marty]

Bard he sat there looking haughty
thinking he had won the day.
Then up stepped Marty and being naughty
he snatched up shiny and ran away.
 

Whose? 

[Parker Owens]

Marty ran at such a pace,

down he fell flat on his face;

what a pity, shiny fell -

who has got it? We know well...

 

mine. 

 

[Valkyrie]

We know well, indeed.  Me!     

 

And I'm Valkyrie, not Viserys.  

[rickproehl]

Twinkle twinkle shines is mine

[Marty]

Mart and Bard ran up the hill
to see who got there fastest
Bard fell down and broke his crown
Mart said "Serves ya right, ya bastard!"

 

Mine. Mine alone.  

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-8CSa9xj8

Edited February 7, 2019 by Marty

[Daddydavek]

 ..and back to the tired grandpa!

[wildone]

**Clears the room and recovers his shiny**

 

[Daddydavek]

...Bird of prey is M.I.A?

 

...and back to DDK!

[TalonRider]

Made the mistake of allowing an update to start instead of having it done while I was away for my morning walk. But I'm here now.

 

Time to set the Periodic Table for a meal of Fettuccine Alfredo. Dig in everyone. It's also, Send a Card to a Friend Day so invite them to the table.