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A mysterious monolith was discovered in the remote parts of Utah on Wednesday.

Mysterious monolith found in remote part of Utah fuels speculation on how it got there

The object drew comparisons to Stanley Kubrick's famed 1968 film '2001: A Space Odyssey'

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I want to tell you a story that my husband told me one time about what happened to him in his own words:

"Thanks a lot for not putting more beer into the fridge before you went to work this morning. I had to go get it myself. You know how hard it is to get a 30 pk of beer out of the fridge on the porch in a wheelchair? Well, let me tell you! I wheeled myself out, I took the key to unlock the padlock, I grabbed the 30 pk and I put it on my lap. I was proud of myself. I pulled myself in the trailer and I went forward, the wheelchair went backwards, the beer went forwards. I thought to myself, 'I can just sit here and drink my beer but what happens if I have to go to the bathroom. I could just go in the vent in the floor but I knew you would get grossed out on me doing that so decided to try to get up.' So I straightened myself up and leaned on the side of the sofa to rest. Then I scooted back out on the porch and locked my wheelchair. I grabbed the rail I had put in on the porch for me to use to pull me up to be ale to stand on my only leg. I was proud of myself. I had positioned the wheelchair to where I could sit in it easily. I sat down in it. Now I was really proud of myself! I pulled myself into the trailer and picked all the beer up and put it in the fridge. But was too tired to drink it now so I went back to bed and took a nap! Don't you ever forget to put my beer in the fridge again! I mean it, woman!"

The things I remember about my late husband keeps me going!

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