CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Sherye Story Reader]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 <nukes everyone in this thread>

Why me? I never said anything!

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Story Reader said:

Why me? I never said anything!

You're safe Sherye!  All Texans are safe!

Edited December 27, 2020 by Drew Espinosa

[Valkyrie]

4 hours ago, Dodger said:

Hi Gary and all my friends on COTT. Just stopped by to wish you all a belated Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays and a healthy New Year.

It's been a white Christmas here in Southern Ontario, which contrary to popular belief isn't always the case. It makes this town look pretty but not when it's still here in March!

Like everyone else, I'm hoping and praying for a better year ahead. I can't see it yet, but I'm told there's a light at the end of this very long tunnel that's worth reaching.

  Merry Christmas   

[Albert1434]

I shot down your nuke and it landed in Texas!

[Valkyrie]

3 hours ago, Headstall said:

I am quite literally near tears. I worked all day on plumbing the new downstairs kitchen, and when I turned the water back on, there was a drip from one joint. It means I have to remove the taps, and then remove the bar holding the piping... it's a wall mounted set of taps... so much GD work and I have to do it over again. I'm too old for this crap.   Oh well... I should eat something, I guess... too exhausted to move....

 I'll loan you my plumber  

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

I shot down your nuke and it landed in Texas!

It actually landed in Oklahoma.  Your aim sucks!  

[Valkyrie]

We set a record for snowfall today.  I believe it was a little over 17" at the airport.  The southtowns got over two feet.  Not too bad as far as lake effect goes.  

[Headstall]

9 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

 I'll loan you my plumber  

He can come over when I've fixed the leak.  

[Albert1434]

I have a special gift for you Drew  = 

Edited December 27, 2020 by Albert1434

[Sherye Story Reader]

3 minutes ago, Headstall said:

He can come over when I've fixed the leak.  

Why don't you just help the plumber, with all kinds of plumbing! lol

[Sherye Story Reader]

Did you forget there is another Texan in here? No nuking whatsoever! Bad men! Bad men!

[Sherye Story Reader]

I am believing that the land I live on is a ghost town when the wind blows! All I hear is squeaking ghost signs outside! lol

[Albert1434]

Kirkjufell mountain on Iceland’s Snæfellsnes peninsula

[Page Scrawler]

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 

 

Shut up, the both of you!  

So adorkable.   

[Timothy M.]

12 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

2000: I was four years old when the new millennium began, though I don't remember New Year's Eve. I was probably asleep when the clock struck midnight, lol.  

Uhmm, didn't the new millenium begin on New Year's Day 2001 (00:00:01 am) ?  But perhaps that is what you meant ?

[clochette]

I've had a shitty night. Terribly windy since yesterday evening. Thank you not Marty for sending all this down to me

Here are the numbers from this morning. 145km/hours at the Eiffel Tower!

 

Edited December 27, 2020 by clochette

[dughlas]

8 hours ago, Headstall said:

Oh    my    God!  Duh  lose  shun  al   

 

8 hours ago, clochette said:

You are insane...  

 

8 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

 I am sure I would have to agree with them 

Careful you might get charged with disparaging his momma's tamales. Then you'll be faced with all sorts of legal tumbleweeds. I think it's a plot to keep more of said tamales for hisself even if he can only eat 9 of them at a sitting. Poor woman slaves endlessly to create culinary wonders to feed her youngin' and he makes light of her efforts by only eating 9 tamales. Ungrateful slacker brat.

[dughlas]

8 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 <nukes everyone in this thread>

For such a little guy he does got hisself an oversized button. I'd wager it's bigger 'en Donald's.

[dughlas]

8 hours ago, Story Reader said:

Why me? I never said anything!

It would be collateral damage exceptin' ...

8 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You're safe Sherye!  All Texans are safe!

... 'cause you live under his benign despotism.  

Edited December 27, 2020 by dughlas

[dughlas]

7 hours ago, Story Reader said:

Did you forget there is another Texan in here? No nuking whatsoever! Bad men! Bad men!

It's okay really. It's a well established fact that it's just glitter, a lot, alot of glitter.

[Albert1434]

Aloha All

[Marty]

12 hours ago, dughlas said:

Watch for a monolith to appear it's 2001 ...

 

12 hours ago, Marty said:

But didn't we have several appear in the last month?  

 

12 hours ago, dughlas said:

Those were just the precursors for the big one ...

So was this the big one?

Ephemeral edible: gingerbread monolith appears on San Francisco hilltop, then collapses

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/dec/26/gingerbread-monolith-san-francisco-hilltop-collapses

Which makes me think of the lines: "Someone left the cake out in the rain" from the following:

Spoiler

 

 

[Marty]

12 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

THE IMPERIAL COURT OF THE TEXAN EMPIRE

DUGHLAS V. THE EMPIRE OF TEXAS

The plaintiff, Dughlas, has filed a motion to commute his sentence of a lifetime ban on eating the tamales made by the mother of the God-Emperor of Texas to that of a more merciful sentence. He has presented the case that his sentence violates the principle against cruel and unusual punishments . It is the responsibility of this Court to weigh the merits of his arguments.

[ ... ]

Edited December 27, 2020 by Marty
Tidying up

[Marty]

11 hours ago, Story Reader said:

Why me? I never said anything!

Maybe not. But he knew what you were thinking, ma Sherye.

[Marty]

12 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You're safe Sherye!  All Texans are safe!

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Edited December 27, 2020 by Marty
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