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[clochette]

What Val thinks she looks like on her scooter 

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

  

VS.

What she actually looks like

Edited March 5, 2022 by clochette

[Slytherin]

11 minutes ago, clochette said:

What Val thinks she looks like on her scooter 

VS.

What she actually looks like

 

Yes.. multiple personality  

 

 

[Valkyrie]

  

[chris191070]

6 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

  

[Slytherin]

 

 

 

  

[chris191070]

9 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

 

 

 

  

[Slytherin]

[Valkyrie]

 

[chris191070]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

 

[Slytherin]

Bad penguin!!!! 

 

[clochette]

Yeah bad bad penguin

 

I must keep  fat away from all those bad attitudes

[chris191070]

7 minutes ago, clochette said:

Yeah bad bad penguin

 

I must keep  fat away from all those bad attitudes

[wildone]

9 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

 

This reminds me of a joke, but I need to find a guy around here to use

 

So Chris walks in for his appointment with his doctor.

Chris: Doctor! There is something seriously wrong with me!!!

Doctor: Well that is kind of a general statement. Can you tell me what is wrong with you more specifically?

Chris: I have discolouring of all my skin down there!

Doctor: Down where?

Chris: Down There!!!!

Doctor: Okay, this is not going the right way. Why don't you take off the clothing covering the area that the skin is discoloured and let me see.

So Chris undoes his belt, pulls down his pants and then with one last painful look on his face, yanks down his underwear too.

The Doctor looks at Chris's penis, testicles and groin area.

Doctor: So Chris, do you like Cheetos? 

Chris: Yes

Doctor: Do you like watching porn?

Chris: Yes

Doctor: Well stop watching porn and eating Cheetos and your problem will disappear!

   

Thank you, thank you very much. I will be performing twice a day on the weekends  

 

4 hours ago, Zombie said:

sandals with socks!!! 

just NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!   

And what is worse, it is socks with thongs  

 

 

[clochette]

9 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

Yeah yeah, I know how much you want me to spank you Chris  

[Valkyrie]

14 minutes ago, wildone said:

This reminds me of a joke, but I need to find a guy around here to use

 

So Chris walks in for his appointment with his doctor.

Chris: Doctor! There is something seriously wrong with me!!!

Doctor: Well that is kind of a general statement. Can you tell me what is wrong with you more specifically?

Chris: I have discolouring of all my skin down there!

Doctor: Down where?

Chris: Down There!!!!

Doctor: Okay, this is not going the right way. Why don't you take off the clothing covering the area that the skin is discoloured and let me see.

So Chris undoes his belt, pulls down his pants and then with one last painful look on his face, yanks down his underwear too.

The Doctor looks at Chris's penis, testicles and groin area.

Doctor: So Chris, do you like Cheetos? 

Chris: Yes

Doctor: Do you like watching porn?

Chris: Yes

Doctor: Well stop watching porn and eating Cheetos and your problem will disappear!

   

Thank you, thank you very much. I will be performing twice a day on the weekends  

 

And what is worse, it is socks with thongs  

 

 

   

[Zombie]

48 minutes ago, wildone said:

And what is worse, it is socks with thongs  

 

…and with mankinis

now I’m traumatised  

[clochette]

2 minutes ago, Zombie said:

…and with mankinis

now I’m traumatised  

Admit it Z, wearing green, it's a picture of you last summer, right

 

[Valkyrie]

I'm thinking the putrid one is digging the banana hammock look   

[clochette]

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, clochette said:

 

[Valkyrie]

   

[wildone]

17 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

I'm thinking the putrid one is digging the banana hammock look   

or as they are known down under, budgie smugglers  

 

[Valkyrie]

  

[Slytherin]

 

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[chris191070]