Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Jeff Burton]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Don't worry, I'll take it off before you arrive. . 

PS: I hope you know my husband reads this and I believe might like you more than he likes me. 

I figured he did. ❤️

And yeah I figured that too. 😂 I know I’m a charming fellow.  It’s just my default setting. I’ll tell you though if I wasn’t so morally centered I’d be one hell of a super villain.

[Davide]

17 hours ago, Jeff Burton said:

Haha I’ll end up in San Francisco again. I just need to get off my ass and make shit happen.

I think making shit happens when you're on your ass, not off it. But what do I know, I'm not a poop scientist.

[CassieQ]

6 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Don't worry, I'll take it off before you arrive. . 

PS: I hope you know my husband reads this and I believe might like you more than he likes me. 

*starts searching for her throuple goggles*

[Jason Rimbaud]

23 hours ago, Davide said:

I think making shit happens when you're on your ass, not off it. But what do I know, I'm not a poop scientist.

Funniest comment of the week!

[Jason Rimbaud]

16 hours ago, CassieQ said:

*starts searching for her throuple goggles*

Hmm, Queen Cassie in googles, "how you doing?" . 

[Davide]

On 4/1/2026 at 7:04 PM, Davide said:

I think making shit happens when you're on your ass, not off it. But what do I know, I'm not a poop scientist.

 

5 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Funniest comment of the week!

Thank you. Here's a bit of behind the scenes.

I came up with the first sentence, but I didn't know if it was clear enough. So I decided to include the word 'poop' to make it obvious and that's what led to 'poop scientist', which made it funnier.

[Jason Rimbaud]

5 minutes ago, Davide said:

 

Thank you. Here's a bit of behind the scenes.

I came up with the first sentence, but I didn't know if it was clear enough. So I decided to include the word 'poop' to make it obvious and that's what led to 'poop scientist', which made it funnier.

It was really funny. My dumb ass would have said. 

IE: Shit Scientist

IE: Poop Prophet

. 

[Jeff Burton]

10 hours ago, Davide said:

 

Thank you. Here's a bit of behind the scenes.

I came up with the first sentence, but I didn't know if it was clear enough. So I decided to include the word 'poop' to make it obvious and that's what led to 'poop scientist', which made it funnier.

 

10 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

It was really funny. My dumb ass would have said. 

IE: Shit Scientist

IE: Poop Prophet

. 

You’re both welcome for the free entertainment I provided. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

5 hours ago, Jeff Burton said:

 

You’re both welcome for the free entertainment I provided. 

Someone gets promoted to promising author and suddenly they are arrogant and full of themselves.  😛 

[Davide]

5 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Someone gets promoted to promising author and suddenly they are arrogant and full of themselves.  😛 

I think you're on to something. My joke reply to him was before he was promoted, but it took until after he was promoted for him to say that.

[CassieQ]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Someone gets promoted to promising author and suddenly they are arrogant and full of themselves.  😛 

As an author who has been promoted twice, can confirm. 

[Jeff Burton]

7 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Someone gets promoted to promising author and suddenly they are arrogant and full of themselves.  😛 

I gotta start working my way up to @Krista’s level so I’m ready when I hit Signature.

7 hours ago, Davide said:

I think you're on to something. My joke reply to him was before he was promoted, but it took until after he was promoted for him to say that.

😂 I was “busy” that night, a random encounter almost worthy of a story.

6 hours ago, CassieQ said:

As an author who has been promoted twice, can confirm. 

Hahahahahaha shhh.

[Krista]

48 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

I gotta start working my way up to @Krista’s level so I’m ready when I hit Signature.

😂 I was “busy” that night, a random encounter almost worthy of a story.

Hahahahahaha shhh.

Me out here catching strays! 😮 

Also:

[Jeff Burton]

1 hour ago, Krista said:

Me out here catching strays! 😮 

Also:

You’re truly an inspiration. 

[Jason Rimbaud]

5 hours ago, Jeff Burton said:

You’re truly an inspiration. 

KISS ass

[Jeff Burton]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

KISS ass

I learned from the best. 😂

[Jason Rimbaud]

10 hours ago, Jeff Burton said:

I learned from the best. 😂

Did you spell lick wrong? Asking for a friend

[Davide]

I commented on another chapter of Tyler's Dilemma yesterday, chapter 5. I'm only pointing it out because I figured maybe you didn't notice it, but it's obviously fine if you saw it and decided not to reply. I read one more since then, but I haven't written my comment yet.

[Jason Rimbaud]

It's Saturday, and last night at work, I remembered I was out of beer. So, during the middle of the rush, I jumped online and ordered beer for delivery. 

It was a long day of reading Encrypted, the highs and the lows, and the talk about boner's Jeff included had built up a mighty thirst. I opened my favorite app, quickly searched for my favorite adult beverage, hit purchase, and whammo, it was on the way. 

By the time I arrived home, all I could think about was reading about more sex in Encrypted, and having an ice-cold beer whilst sitting on my balcony smoking my strawberry kiwi vape. 

But when I saw what had been delivered, I was immediately heartbroken. 

So I'm from a small town in Pennsylvania, I'm basically one step away from being a redneck, so I drink canned beer, Michelob Ultra, don't fucking judge me, it's basically to show everyone I'm not just drinking straight whiskey. 

So I buy a twenty-four pack of canned Michelob Ultra, and it arrived cold. But I was still heartbroken. 

As I said, I basically have a beer to prove I'm not an alcoholic by not just drinking straight whiskey. I knew they sold 12oz bottles, 12 oz cans, 23 oz cans, as well as non-alcoholic beer (which is pointless if you ask me) 

But i did not know they sold 7oz cans. Did you know? 

I did when I got home, 24 7oz beers. Basically two drinks and it's empty. So now, I'm outside, I have my whiskey, my strawberry Kiwi vape, my I-pad, and every five seconds I have to walk back inside to grab another beer. 

Made me want to stop drinking...beer. 

So last night, I proved everyone right/write, I was an alcoholic and drank whiskey straight. 

 

[Jason Rimbaud]

6 minutes ago, Davide said:

I commented on another chapter of Tyler's Dilemma yesterday, chapter 5. I'm only pointing it out because I figured maybe you didn't notice it, but it's obviously fine if you saw it and decided not to reply. I read one more since then, but I haven't written my comment yet.

Hmm, I missed that. 

Mostly because yesterday, I had the most notifications I ever had before. So many I couldn't go back and read it. It was triple digits, which I do not deserve, but there it is.  

I'm off to Tyler's Dilemma.   

[Davide]

3 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Hmm, I missed that. 

Mostly because yesterday, I had the most notifications I ever had before. So many I couldn't go back and read it. It was triple digits, which I do not deserve, but there it is.  

I'm off to Tyler's Dilemma.   

I wouldn't have said that if I wasn't convinced you had missed it. Otherwise, it could come off as whining "please reply to my comment". And it's fine, of course. But triple digits notifications is crazy, wow!

[Jason Rimbaud]

7 minutes ago, Davide said:

I wouldn't have said that if I wasn't convinced you had missed it. Otherwise, it could come off as whining "please reply to my comment". And it's fine, of course. But triple digits notifications is crazy, wow!

Before anyone thinks I'm getting a big head, It was a hundred and thirty three. But it was one person reading a story and liking every comment I made. 

As most of you know, I comment alot because I'm a loser. Not hard to rack up the notifications if one person like Krista's story Learning To Lie.  It wasn't even my story, I can't catch a break, can I?    

[Lee Wilson]

55 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Mostly because yesterday, I had the most notifications I ever had before.

I had that problem, I finally disabled a few of the option, like getting one for every emoji added. 

[Davide]

8 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I had that problem, I finally disabled a few of the option, like getting one for every emoji added. 

Oh, I didn't know that option exists. I won't use it because, as a reader only, my notifications are manageable. But it seems useful.

[Lee Wilson]

7 minutes ago, Davide said:

Oh, I didn't know that option exists. I won't use it because, as a reader only, my notifications are manageable. But it seems useful.

Yep.

Profile/Account Settings/Other Settings - Notification Settings/Mentions & My Content: Then disable under Reactions.