Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Jason Rimbaud]

Jeff is going to write the next part. 

[Davide]

This talk about G.I. Ants and Jeff at the same time got me thinking about the Community episode G.I. Jeff. Which doesn't involve giant ants and is, therefore, inferior to G.I. Ants.

Edited April 6 by Davide

[BendtedWreath]

6 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

"After he took out Lee and Ben, I figured it's time for payback," Jason said with a determined set of his shoulders. 

Disclaimer: My name is Ben (one of the countless that exist in the world), and I'd like to formally state that I have no control over my fellow writers' creativity or what fictional Bens do. I simply read and react to the scenes. 

[ReaderPaul]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Jeff is going to write the next part. 

1 hour ago, Davide said:

This talk about G.I. Ants and Jeff at the same time got me thinking about the Community episode G.I. Jeff.  Which sadly doesn't involve giant ants and is, therefore, inferior to G.I. Ants.

Top secret G I Ants?  if underground, it wouldn't be on top, would it?  Does that make it tunnel-secret, or bottom-secret?  

[Jason Rimbaud]

5 minutes ago, Davide said:

This talk about G.I. Ants and Jeff at the same time got me thinking about the Community episode G.I. Jeff. Which doesn't involve giant ants and is, therefore, inferior to G.I. Ants.

That was such a great episode!!!

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, BendtedWreath said:

Disclaimer: My name is Ben (one of the countless that exist in the world), and I'd like to formally state that I have no control over my fellow writers' creativity or what fictional Bens do. I simply read and react to the scenes. 

PS to DISCLAIMER: No Ben's were hurt in the writing/righting of G I Ants, though one of the Ben's did rip their pants when one of the props collapsed on the catering table. 

Any similarities to any Ben living or dead or a member of GA is purely on purpose.  . 

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, ReaderPaul said:

Top secret G I Ants?  if underground, it wouldn't be on top, would it?  Does that make it tunnel-secret, or bottom-secret?  

The best duos always include both a (top) secret and (bottom) secret.  

[chris191070]

51 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Hey @chris191070, are mad that Davide gave me an idea to break up Percy and FIve or are you mad that there is a delay in the release. 

Don't mind waiting, as long as we get mind blowing sex with Percy and Five.

[BendtedWreath]

1 minute ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

though one of the Ben's did rip their pants when one of the props collapsed on the catering table. 

I have had a pair of pants rip, though not due to a prop falling. They were a cheap pair of waterproof pants that discouraged me from jogging in the rain. 

[Lee Wilson]

31 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

"Doc says they'll pull through," Jeff said as he switched on the light above the barrel of his rifle. "Lee will walk with a limp for the rest of his life."

I’m glad to see you let me live. I can handle a limp.

[Jason Rimbaud]

11 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I’m glad to see you let me live. I can handle a limp.

Um, Jeff did it.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

16 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

Don't mind waiting, as long as we get mind blowing sex with Percy and Five.

Sorry, no more sex for Percy and/or Five.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

12 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I’m glad to see you let me live. I can handle a limp.

You know, just because MuffinLegs might or might not have hurt someone that could be based on the real Lee, doesn't mean that person can't come back and kill BarnacleLips.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

19 minutes ago, BendtedWreath said:

I have had a pair of pants rip, though not due to a prop falling. They were a cheap pair of waterproof pants that discouraged me from jogging in the rain. 

Hmm. I apologize in advance. 

There is an old song with a song lyrics...

Can't you see my faded Levi's bursting apart (it's cause he's very excited). . 

[ReaderPaul]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

The best duos always include both a (top) secret and (bottom) secret.  

What?  No side secrets or tangential secrets?  No observational secrets or secret observations?  

[Jason Rimbaud]

1 minute ago, ReaderPaul said:

What?  No side secrets or tangential secrets?  No observational secrets or secret observations?  

Pulls up two chairs to the fire. 

"Please, sit my friend. Would you like a cup of coffee?" 

"Back in the day, they might have had side secrets, or partially obscure secrets, and once I participated in an observational secret, but in all my time on earth, the best secrets have one top secret and one lower-tier secret, some might even say the bottom secret." 

"That will be two-fifty for the coffee."  

 

 

Full Disclosure: No Readers or Pauls were hurt in this exchange."

[Jeff Burton]

1 hour ago, Davide said:

No, I absolutely did not. Don't you dare! I'll buy the ice cream place near your restaurant and replace all ice cream flavours with different kinds of chocolate.

 

Unlike his characters, who only are allowed to come, come and come off screen.

One of these days I’ll write a filthy story to sate you animals.

[Jeff Burton]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Just to make sure you actually see this post. 

And I want to prefix this comment by saying I'm sorry....

But first you said you were taking a break to allow your muse to recover. 

Then you said it was because you didn't want to post new content while they decided if you were a promising author. 

Now you're saying it's because your blocked again. 

Either way, you had three months with no writing, how come you haven't been reading your favorite authors on GA during that time?   

. 

Okay I’m caught. I’m also actually behind in reading as well.  I joined a Star Trek play by email/nova group which is basically a bunch of people who like to write, and it’s run by old friends, this happened 3 months ago so I could practice third person narrative and I don’t have to think of a plot, just contribute to an existing one.

So yeah I haven’t been reading. I’ve been writing on the down low where people couldn’t see.

Is that cheating?

[Jason Rimbaud]

4 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

Okay I’m caught. I’m also actually behind in reading as well.  I joined a Star Trek play by email/nova group which is basically a bunch of people who like to write, and it’s run by old friends, this happened 3 months ago so I could practice third person narrative and I don’t have to think of a plot, just contribute to an existing one.

So yeah I haven’t been reading. I’ve been writing on the down low where people couldn’t see.

Is that cheating?

Wasn't there a Star Trek episode that dealt with Giant Ants?  

[Jason Rimbaud]

13 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

One of these days I’ll write a filthy story to sate you animals.

If you don't mind, I will not be looking for that anytime soon.  And that's okay. Encrypted just had a bunch of boners, and looked how popular that is.  

[Jeff Burton]

2 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Wasn't there a Star Trek episode that dealt with Giant Ants?  

Your giant ants are getting mentioned in my anthology piece isn’t that enough? 😂

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Jeff Burton said:

Your giant ants are getting mentioned in my anthology piece isn’t that enough? 😂

Your the co-star in mine!

[Jeff Burton]

Just now, Jason Rimbaud said:

Your the co-star in mine!

If anything, I may end up writing that piece soon if I can’t get unstuck since it’s one of the major ideas in my mind.

[Jason Rimbaud]

Just now, Jeff Burton said:

If anything, I may end up writing that piece soon if I can’t get unstuck since it’s one of the major ideas in my mind.

I already started. Check out page 27, you are also co-starring, Lee and Ben were injured. 

[Davide]

19 minutes ago, Jeff Burton said:

One of these days I’ll write a filthy story to sate you animals.

I'm thinking the most sexual scene you've published may be that one part of Black Sun that thankfully only gives a quick overview of what happened and is very much not intended to be a pleasant scene to read.