Wry Ramblings From A Hot Wing

[Jason Rimbaud]

9 minutes ago, CassieQ said:

I'm sure you'll be delightful and on time.  

Can't be late when they are coming to my condo. They better not be late.   

[CassieQ]

3 minutes ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Can't be late when they are coming to my condo. They better not be late.   

Home health?  Nice.

[Jason Rimbaud]

15 minutes ago, CassieQ said:

Home health?  Nice.

Though I'm a bit worried, the dude looks like he hates kind, delicate, bald men.   

[Krista]

Let's be honest with everyone, it was a shoe lace involved incident. That's why I don't have them.  You can't trip over what you don't have.

Also, heavens... I was wondering where you wandered off to. With you and the Wildthing both being a bit MIA it was looking quite peaceful around here of late... 

[Krista]

1 hour ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

Though I'm a bit worried, the dude looks like he hates kind, delicate, bald men.   

You're 1 out of 3, so you're likely safe unless Bald is the top defining factor.  

[Jason Rimbaud]

2 minutes ago, Krista said:

Let's be honest with everyone, it was a shoe lace involved incident. That's why I don't have them.  You can't trip over what you don't have.

I know for the joke I should have a witty comeback...but it was actually a pair of slip on Pride Shoes that had zero fucking traction in the rain. Just another way for retailers to keep the gay men down. 

If anyone needs good traction on slippery surfaces it's gay men!

3 minutes ago, Krista said:

With you and the Wildthing both being a bit MIA it was looking quite peaceful around here of late... 

I know right, Myr actually contacted me and thanked me for taking some time off.  It was very thoughtful of him. . 

3 minutes ago, Krista said:

You're 1 out of 3, so you're likely safe unless Bald is the top defining factor

You mustn't be follicley challenged, if you were, you'd know it's always the defining factor. 

[ReaderPaul]

Well, @Jason Rimbaud, now we know.  We need to come up with catapults which throw multiple cans of buttered beets at the Giant Ants so that they are distracted enough for your and your team to overcome them.  And using anagram tricks, are there also Giant Nats?   Giant Stans?

Seriously, I hope you can recover quickly from a major and painful ankle injury.