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PatrickOBrien Journeyman Scribe

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WOW one with three I actually know. Well I'd marry Doogie, Kiss Pierce (he's hot but a little old for me) well Doogie is too but oh well! And well someone has to go over the cliff and I could cheat on Doogie with Ryan Phillipe if Reese was out of the way so over she goes!

I'm gonna let my kid side out with my choices.

 

Spongebob

Patrick

Mr. Crabs

 

 

well, i'd have to kiss Spongebob because he can be cute, marry Patrick cause he's awesome ("What's your name?" "....uhhh.....uhhh....Twenty-Four!") and push mr Krabs, cause greedy people suk! :P

 

Hugh Jackman

Christian Bale

David Bowie

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Hugh Jackman

Christian Bale

David Bowie

 

 

Okay so I will Marry Christian Bale, Kiss Hugh Jackman, and I guess push David off the cliff sorry David

 

 

 

 

 

Justin Timberlake

Simon Cowell

Brad Renfro

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Xiao_Chun

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Okay so I will Marry Christian Bale, Kiss Hugh Jackman, and I guess push David off the cliff sorry David

Justin Timberlake

Simon Cowell

Brad Renfro

 

Marry Brad Renfro (he is a bad boy, but I'd take my chances), kiss Justin, and kick Simon in the face and then push him off the cliff :devil:

 

Michael Tyson

Michael Jackson

Michael Dukakis

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jalaki Initiate Scribe

jalaki

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Since it got missed....

 

Matt Czuchry

Hayden Cristensen

Richard Fleeshman

 

 

I suppose I'll marry Richard, 'cuz a musical boi is great. I'll kiss Matt, and push Hayden (can't forgive him for the travesties of SW2&3 :P )

 

 

Marry Brad Renfro (he is a bad boy, but I'd take my chances), kiss Justin, and kick Simon in the face and then push him off the cliff :devil:

 

Michael Tyson

Michael Jackson

Michael Dukakis

 

EWWWW. Okay. Um. Damnit. I suppose I'd marry Dukakis, kiss Tyson, and push Jackson. *shudders at the overall horror*

 

Here's a theme for ya...

 

'V' from "V for Vendetta"

Agent Smith from "The Matrix" trilogy

Elrond from "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy

 

All played by everyone's favorite, Mr. Hugo Weaving!

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Kurt Journeyman Scribe

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Jared Leto

Davey Havok

Pete Wentz

 

Jared Leto Marry... he is the best looking of the three, and he has kind eyes...

Davey Havok Puss of a short cliff, then I would call 911, he does not look all tha bad, but he has long hair, so...

Pete Wentz Kiss, he is from FOB, what can I say?

 

Condi Rice

Herb Cole

Jake Gyllenhaal

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Razor Journeyman Scribe

Razor

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Marry Condi Rice so I can kill her later and collect the insurance money...

Kiss Jake Gyllenhaal of course!

Push Herb Cole off the cliff of dooooooom!

 

 

Your Best Friend

Your Favorite Teacher

A Catholic Priest

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Marry Condi Rice so I can kill her later and collect the insurance money...

Kiss Jake Gyllenhaal of course!

Push Herb Cole off the cliff of dooooooom!

Your Best Friend

Your Favorite Teacher

A Catholic Priest

 

I like that reasoning :D

 

And I'd almost kiss or marry the priest just for shock value :P But...

 

I'll marry the friend, kiss the teacher, and push the priest.

 

 

Your first ex.

Your second ex.

Your third ex.

 

 

If you don't have exes or not that many....make those 'crushes' *shrug* But only if you don't have the appropriate number of exes :P

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rekop1

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Your first ex.

Your second ex.

Your third ex.

If you don't have exes or not that many....make those 'crushes' *shrug* But only if you don't have the appropriate number of exes :P

 

 

 

 

you are really cruel so.............. Marry my second ex, kiss the first one and then push all of them off the clift :devil: because they are all a$$es

 

 

Elijah Wood

Viggo Mortensen

Dominic Monaghan

 

 

lord of the rings baby

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you are really cruel so.............. Marry my second ex, kiss the first one and then push all of them off the clift :devil: because they are all a$$es

Elijah Wood

Viggo Mortensen

Dominic Monaghan

lord of the rings baby

 

 

ok....marry Elijah (and have lots, and lots, and lots of sex with him)

kiss Viggo (on the cheek tho, dont wanna cheat on Elijah)

push Dominic cause i dunno who he is,

 

Tobey Maguire (Spider-Man)

Christian Bale (Batman)

Chris Evans (Human Torch)

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ok....marry Elijah (and have lots, and lots, and lots of sex with him)

kiss Viggo (on the cheek tho, dont wanna cheat on Elijah)

push Dominic cause i dunno who he is,

 

Tobey Maguire (Spider-Man)

Christian Bale (Batman)

Chris Evans (Human Torch)

 

 

Mary Chris Evans, Kiss Toby Maguire, push Christian Bale

 

 

X-men Storm, Gambit, Bobby Drake/ Iceman

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Mary Chris Evans, Kiss Toby Maguire, push Christian Bale

X-men Storm, Gambit, Bobby Drake/ Iceman

 

 

Kiss Storm, Marry Bobby Drake, and push Gambit.

 

How about,

 

Keith Urban

Nicole Kidman

Hugh Jackman

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Graeme Master Scribe

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Kiss Storm, Marry Bobby Drake, and push Gambit.

 

How about,

 

Keith Urban

Nicole Kidman

Hugh Jackman

Ouch! You don't make it easy, do you.

 

Kiss Keith (he's sexy).

Marry Nicole (she's nice)

Push Hugh (sigh... what a waste)

 

Amanda Vanstone (Australian senator)

Condelezza Rice (US Sec of State)

Meg Lees (Former Australian senator)

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jalaki

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push Dominic cause i dunno who he is,

Dominic is the guy that played Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)...personally, out of the two seondary hobbits, though, I thought Peregrin Took was cuter :P

 

Kiss Storm, Marry Bobby Drake, and push Gambit.

 

:o:(:o Sacrilege! :o:(:o

 

Push Hugh (sigh... what a waste)

 

Also sacrilege!!

 

Amanda Vanstone (Australian senator)

Condelezza Rice (US Sec of State)

Meg Lees (Former Australian senator)

 

Well, had to look up Mrs. Vanstone and Ms. Lees...so yeah. I suppose I'd marry Amanda (she has the better-looking website, hahaha. Random reasons are the best!), kiss Meg (by default), and definitely push Condie.

 

 

Billie Joe Armstrong

Mike Dirnt

Tr

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Graeme

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Scooby Doo

Shaggy

Velma

...Tought to pick only three of them :(

Another tough call....

 

Kiss: Scooby Doo

Marry: Velma

Push: Shaggy

 

I almost had kiss Shaggy, but that would've meant pushing Scooby Doo off a cliff and there was NO way I could do that. I'm marrying Velma because there's no way I could spend that much time with either of the other two -- they'd drive me nuts.

Ian Thorpe

Michael Phelps

Peter van der Hoogenband

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Krista

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Another tough call....

 

Kiss: Scooby Doo

Marry: Velma

Push: Shaggy

 

I almost had kiss Shaggy, but that would've meant pushing Scooby Doo off a cliff and there was NO way I could do that. I'm marrying Velma because there's no way I could spend that much time with either of the other two -- they'd drive me nuts.

Ian Thorpe

Michael Phelps

Peter van der Hoogenband

 

 

What a way to make this difficult...

 

Kiss Ian Thorpe, Marry Michael Phelps, and toss Peter van der Hoggenband.

 

 

John Mayer

Duncan Sheik

Ryan Cabrera

 

Krista

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Another tough call....

 

Kiss: Scooby Doo

Marry: Velma

Push: Shaggy

 

I almost had kiss Shaggy, but that would've meant pushing Scooby Doo off a cliff and there was NO way I could do that. I'm marrying Velma because there's no way I could spend that much time with either of the other two -- they'd drive me nuts.

Ian Thorpe

Michael Phelps

Peter van der Hoogenband

 

Marry Michael Phelps - he was great during the 2004 Olympics

Kiss Ian Thorpe - I remember his name somewhere, but I'm sure he's a swimmer too

Push Peter van der Hoogenband - who again?

 

Captain Crunch

Lucky Charms (is that his name? :blink: )

Tony the Tiger

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Graeme Master Scribe

Graeme

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Marry Michael Phelps - he was great during the 2004 Olympics

Kiss Ian Thorpe - I remember his name somewhere, but I'm sure he's a swimmer too

Push Peter van der Hoogenband - who again?

 

You don't recognise the names of three of the top swimmers in the world? You obviously know Michael Phelps (probably the best all-round swimmer in the world), but Ian Thorpe is Australian's top freestyle swimmer. Peter van der Hoogenband is the swimmer from the Netherlands that denied Ian a gold in the 2000 Olympics.

 

Captain Crunch

Lucky Charms (is that his name? :blink: )

Tony the Tiger

 

Kiss Tony the Tiger

Marry Captain Crunch.

Push Lucky Charms off a cliff (and see how lucky he really is).

 

Ian Chappell

Greg Chappell

Trevor Chappell

 

I'll make it easier for anyone wondering who they are -- they are three brother's who all represented Australia in the noble sport of cricket.

 

Any New Zealand members are definitely invited to respond. I'd be interested if you'll push Trevor off the cliff for doing it, or Greg for telling him to do it in the first place :D

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Xiao_Chun

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Cricket???? Hmmmm I'd have to kiss them all, then marry Trevor because he has the hottest name and when the ceremony was over, I'd push them all off the cliff :wub:

Jack Black

Borat

Tim Allen

 

I would marry Tim Allen (good looking and rich), kiss Jack Black (cute and funny) and give a right-uppercut + left-hook combination to Borat that would send him flying of the cliff

 

Snoop Dogg

 

Eminem

 

Tupac

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