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Kiss William Moseley, Marry Pete and push Barbara Walters

 

 

Billie Joe Armstrong

Reba McEntire

Orlando Bloom

 

Mary: Billie Joe Armstrong ( i love rockers)

Kiss: Orlando Bloom (he is easy on the eyes)

Push: Reba (i love her to death, but she is a girl!)

 

 

Alexis Bledel

Alexis Arquette

David Arquette :lmao:

 

later ~ nick :read:

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Mary: Billie Joe Armstrong ( i love rockers)

Kiss: Orlando Bloom (he is easy on the eyes)

Push: Reba (i love her to death, but she is a girl!)

Alexis Bledel

Alexis Arquette

David Arquette :lmao:

 

later ~ nick :read:

 

I'd marry David (he's kinda cute and a pretty funny guy IMO), kiss Alexis 'cuz she's pretty (for a girl), and push Alexis just 'cuz I know next to nothing about her.

 

 

And my new suggestions...

 

 

Homer Simpson

Peter Griffin

Stan Smith

 

Note: "kissing the TV screen" etc doesn't work this time, you have to assume/pretend they're real people :P

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*after looking up Stan Smith, since I don't watch American Dad that much*

 

Kiss Homer

Marry Peter

Push Stan

 

Homer is disgusting, but funny

Peter is... special... but funny

Stan stands for everything I despise and isn't funny.

 

Moving on:

 

Jeff Foxworthy

Bill Engvall

Larry the Cable Guy

 

If you can't figure that theme out, you should never travel through the deep south. If that was taken before, well I skipped past a lot of posts (especially people not knowing South Park (KEVIN!) or NASCAR (KRISTA I think) need ta' be smacked).

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Moving on:

 

Jeff Foxworthy

Bill Engvall

Larry the Cable Guy

 

If you can't figure that theme out, you should never travel through the deep south. If that was taken before, well I skipped past a lot of posts (especially people not knowing South Park (KEVIN!) or NASCAR (KRISTA I think) need ta' be smacked).

 

Marry - Jeff Foxworth (I do love a stoner)

Kiss - Bell Engvall

Push - Larry the Cable Guy

 

 

Whoopi Goldberg

John Stamos

Mr. Rogers

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Marry - Jeff Foxworth (I do love a stoner)

Kiss - Bell Engvall

Push - Larry the Cable Guy

Whoopi Goldberg

John Stamos

Mr. Rogers

 

 

To easy, Kiss John Stamos. (A LOOONNGG time fantasy) :wub:

marry Whoopi cause I'd be laughing forever with a fellow trekkie

push Mr. Rogers

 

David Letterman

Conan O'brian

Jay Leno

 

Rick

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To easy, Kiss John Stamos. (A LOOONNGG time fantasy) :wub:

marry Whoopi cause I'd be laughing forever with a fellow trekkie

push Mr. Rogers

 

David Letterman

Conan O'brian

Jay Leno

 

Rick

 

 

 

Kiss Conan (fellow red-head)

Marry Leno cus hes hilarious

And Push Letterman, he is soooooooooo overrated.

 

The Man in the Yellow Hat

The Prince from Snow White (hes a necro)

Donatella Versace

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The Man in the Yellow Hat

The Prince from Snow White (hes a necro)

Donatella Versace

 

Marry into the Versace empire and fortune? Definately yes.

Kiss the guy in the yellow hat.

Push Prince Necrophile.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tyson Ritter.

Brendon Urie.

Pete Wentz.

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Tyson Ritter.

Brendon Urie.

Pete Wentz.

 

Why, oh why couldn't you say Ryan Ross? Heh...well, kiss Tyson Ritter, cause despite being not as hot as Wentz, I still want him alive. Marry Brandon cause he's bloody awesome, and push Pete Wentz cause Fallout Boy annoy me.

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Since Maya is being remiss in her duties...

 

Halle Barry

Angelina Jolie

Sarah Michelle Ghellar

 

Oh, man, tough call. I suppose I'd end up kissing SMG, marrying Halle, and pushing Angelina (never been that big a fan of her, though I did like her as Mrs. Smith hehe)

 

 

We'll see if anyone can figure out this theme :D

Gary Gygax

Al Gore

Stephen Hawking

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Welcome Tiffiani,

 

For Jumping Over My Mountain, I think Skyler and Zeke are cute together.

 

 

IM THE KING OF FUTURAMA!!!

 

Id kiss Gore (ugghhh), marry Hawking (geeks hav money), and push Gygax (DND sux)

King Arthur

Knights of Ni

Lancelot

 

Argh. You make me love (Futurama & MP&tHG fan) and hate (DnD does NOT suck!) you in the same post. *grumble* Hehe.

 

 

Yeah. Man. I'd have to kiss Lancelot (We'll see how brave he really is :P "Run away!"), marry Arthur (can I wield supreme executive power by marrying the guy who had a watery tart throw a sword at him?), and push the Knights of Ni (obviously, because I neither want to die a most painful death nor cut down the largest tree in the forest with a herring. I won't even get into the shrubberies).

 

 

 

The Scarecrow

The Tinman

The Cowardly Lion

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That's easy, marry the Cowardly Lion (soft and huggable), kiss the Tinman and push the Scarecrow off the cliff.

 

But here is a more difficult one:

 

Number 1:

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Number 2:

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Number 3:

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:lol:

 

Well Number 2 is, IMO, the hottest so I'll marry him. I'll kiss number 1, and I'll shove number 3.

 

 

George Washington

Louis XVI

Oliver Cromwell

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Spiderman

Batman

Superman

 

Push them all off a cliff because they ain't X-men.

 

Besides, the Punisher would be a better match for me.

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OK Dom fans:

 

Jude

Aiden

Luke

 

Optional for fans of Comicality's Billy Chase:

 

Billy

Brandon

Jamie Cross

 

 

 

BTW- :worship: Dom and Cosmie

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OK Dom fans:

 

Jude

Aiden

Luke

Oh my gosh!! **straps on his Domaholic hat**

 

Okay I'm ready!!!

 

Ummmmm

 

I'll kiss Luke, because he's AWESOME

I'll marry Jude, because he's even awesomer! :boy:

I'll push Aiden, because I like the blondes better :P

 

 

Stephen King

Steven Spielberg

Steven Hawking

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Oh my gosh!! **straps on his Domaholic hat**

 

Okay I'm ready!!!

 

Ummmmm

 

I'll kiss Luke, because he's AWESOME

I'll marry Jude, because he's even awesomer! :boy: I'll push Aiden, because I like the blondes better :P

 

Stephen King

Steven Spielberg

Steven Hawking

 

Shame on Kev :P Aiden's hot

 

Kiss steven spielberg, Mary stephen king, and push off steven hawking, Genius ppl would get annoying

 

Okay Dom luka characters wt

 

Milo

Nelson

Jame aka ass

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Kiss Milo

Marry Nelson

Kick Jame in the groin, then continue kicking him in the ribs while he writhes in pain, then grab him by the hair and tie him to the drivers seat of a car, start the car, put a rock on the accelerator, release the brake, and watch the fireworks as it goes over the cliff. (Hehe) 0:)

 

Keifer Sutherland

Jack Nicholsen

Jack Black

 

No theme there, just names of random actors I like.

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I'd hav to kiss Keifer (long time crush :wub: )

Marry Jack Black, cus he is the most amazing person on the planet

And push Jack off the bigest f**king cliff i can find, then jump on him while throwing cookis at the buzzards feeding on his rotting insides. Hes good in like ONE movie.

 

 

ZZ Top

Vincent Schiavelli (hehehehe :devil: )

Chris Penn

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(Edited because I missed the second page when replying the first time)

 

ZZ Top

Vincent Schiavelli (hehehehe :devil: )

Chris Penn

 

Ewwwwww, what a choice.

 

How about ...

 

Marry Chris Penn (because he's the only normal looking one of the bunch)

Kiss ZZ Top, because they're cool

Push Vincent Schiavelli off a cliff.

 

 

 

 

Lessee, for my list... Psychologists from the various Law and Order television series:

 

Carolyn McCormick (Dr. Elizabeth Olivet, from the original Law & Order series)

B.D. Wong (Dr. George Huang, from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)

Leslie Hendrix (Dr. Elizabeth Rodgers, from Law & Order: Criminal Intent)

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Since this got ignored...

 

Push them all off a cliff because they ain't X-men.

 

Optional for fans of Comicality's Billy Chase:

 

Billy

Brandon

Jamie Cross

BTW- :worship: Dom and Cosmie

 

First...yes! X-Men > the others! But yeah...I'd so push Jamie, kiss Billy, and marry Brandon. Definitely.

 

Carolyn McCormick (Dr. Elizabeth Olivet, from the original Law & Order series)

B.D. Wong (Dr. George Huang, from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)

Leslie Hendrix (Dr. Elizabeth Rodgers, from Law & Order: Criminal Intent)

 

 

I suppose I'll kiss Carolyn, marry B.D., and push Leslie *shrug* Heh.

 

 

Since I'm watching ATHF (scary, I know)

Frylock

Master Shake

Meatwad

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Marry Frylock (his inventions could make trillions!)

Push Master Shake (asshole)

Kiss Meatwad, with my hand between my lips and his... meat cheek? The meat has been rolling around in the unknown for years, no way I'm kissing that!

 

 

 

 

 

Reese Witherspoon

Doogie

Pierce Brosnan

 

(again, no theme)

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Reese Witherspoon

Doogie

Pierce Brosnan

 

(again, no theme)

 

 

WOW one with three I actually know. Well I'd marry Doogie, Kiss Pierce (he's hot but a little old for me) well Doogie is too but oh well! And well someone has to go over the cliff and I could cheat on Doogie with Ryan Phillipe if Reese was out of the way so over she goes!

 

 

I'm gonna let my kid side out with my choices.

 

Spongebob

Patrick

Mr. Crabs

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