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Xiao_Chun Initiate Scribe

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Kiss Snoop Dogg, Marry Tupac and collect the royalty's from his post humous CD sales and throw Eminem over a cliff

Faith Hill

Talib Kwali

Faith Evans

OMG, are you trying to convert me to straight? You almost succeeded at that. I'd marry Faith Hill (she is hot), I'd kiss Faith Evans (very cute), and I have no choice but to push Talib Kweli (good looking, but not my type).

 

Now the gloves are off :)

 

Hunk #1:

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Hunk #2:

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Hunk #3:

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Xiao_Chun Initiate Scribe

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OMG, are you trying to convert me to straight? You almost succeeded at that. I'd marry Faith Hill (she is hot), I'd kiss Faith Evans (very cute), and I have no choice but to push Talib Kweli (good looking, but not my type).

 

Now the gloves are off :)

Hunk #1:

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Hunk #2:

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Hunk #3:

saddam10.sized.jpg

 

I realized that I ruined a perfectly good game with my last post. I will try to save it by sacrificing myself.

 

I will marry Sadam because the SOB will be hanged soon, and my short marriage will be over.

 

I will drink a whole bottle of vodka, close my eyes and kiss Hunk #1.

 

Then I will break the bottle on Hunk #2 head and let him fall off the cliff.

 

Leonardo DiCaprio

Mat Dillon

Fat Bastard

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Leonardo DiCaprio - Marry because I went to the same high school as him, just different years (btw, it's his birthday today).

Matt Dillion - Kiss because I don't want to kiss Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard - Push. I don't want to either marry or kiss him

 

George Bush

Jacque Chirac

Tony Blair

 

Start with the easiest, Push Bush over the cliff :)

Kiss Jacque Chirac (but I doubt I'd enjoy it)

and Marry Tony Blair

 

Goodness those choices weren't easy.. lol.

 

Drew Barrymore

Cameron Diaz

Lucy Liu

 

Sorry, watching Charlie's Angels.. lol

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Start with the easiest, Push Bush over the cliff :) Kiss Jacque Chirac (but I doubt I'd enjoy it)

and Marry Tony Blair

 

Goodness those choices weren't easy.. lol.

 

Drew Barrymore

Cameron Diaz

Lucy Liu

 

Sorry, watching Charlie's Angels.. lol

 

 

 

Kiss Lucy Liu. She is HOT for a woman.

Marry Cameron Diaz. Shes got to have money.

Push Drew. A druggie at 13 is not worthy. (i no i no, im a hypocrite.)

 

 

 

 

Peirce Brosnan

George Clinton (P-Funk...or not)

Leo Dicaprio

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Marry Luke Wison, make Mary Kate kiss Ashley Simpson, then throw all three of them off the cliff so I can inherit Luke's money....then I'd go kiss Borat :wub:

Ali G

Borat

Bruno

 

 

Well hmm... lol.

 

Kiss Ali G

Push Bruno

and Marry Borat

 

George Clooney

Ashley Judd

Brian Littrell

 

Connection = All Kentuckians :)

 

Krista

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Well hmm... lol.

 

Kiss Ali G

Push Bruno

and Marry Borat

 

George Clooney

Ashley Judd

Brian Littrell

 

Connection = All Kentuckians :)

Krista

 

Hrm, hrm, hrm. I guess I'd have to kiss Brian, marry George, and push Ashley *shrug* No real basis for the last other than default option, but I think Clooney's a bit hotter than Brian IMHO. However I require this to be like, early-to-mid ER George Clooney 'cuz that's when I find him kinda sexy :D

 

 

Hope this one isn't done yet...

 

Rip Taylor

Rip Torn

Rip Van Winkle

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Hrm, hrm, hrm. I guess I'd have to kiss Brian, marry George, and push Ashley *shrug* No real basis for the last other than default option, but I think Clooney's a bit hotter than Brian IMHO. However I require this to be like, early-to-mid ER George Clooney 'cuz that's when I find him kinda sexy :D

 

 

Hope this one isn't done yet...

 

Rip Taylor

Rip Torn

Rip Van Winkle

 

 

DREW! <_< That is rather mean! <_< Um... I will... push them all of the cliff, but then, again, I will call 911.

 

Martha Stewert

Ellen Degenerous

Howard Stern

 

(I would so marry Ellen!! She is the most amazingistly cool person ever!)

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Marry Martha, as long as she didn't make me sign a pre-nup.

Kiss Ellen.

Push Howard.

Prince Andrew

Prince Harry

Prince

Marry Prince Harry :2thumbs:

Kiss Prince Andrew :great: (what he saw in her, I have no ideas)

Push Prince

 

J.K. Rowlings

J.R.R Tolkien

C.S. Lewis

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DREW! <_< That is rather mean! <_< Um... I will... push them all of the cliff, but then, again, I will call 911.

 

Martha Stewert

Ellen Degenerous

Howard Stern

 

(I would so marry Ellen!! She is the most amazingistly cool person ever!)

 

You're a cheater, Kurt :P But I totally agree on the Ellen call.

 

 

Marry Martha, as long as she didn't make me sign a pre-nup.

Kiss Ellen.

Push Howard.

 

*tsk heavily* Ellen is da bomb diggity, yo! Sheesh! Tee hee! :D :hugs:

 

 

Damn, this is tough, I'm going to have to seek revenge. AAAhhhrrrr. Well, I guess I'd have to marry Rowlings, (She has more money than the freaking Queen of England) Kiss Tolkien, and I would grudgingly push Lewis only by process of elimination. :(

 

Now for revenge, and I guess another old queen will have to answer this one.

 

Elton John

Mick Jagger

David Bowie

Hugs,

 

Rick

 

Please. I am neither old nor a queen, but I can still answer this. I'll easily marry Elton (he's just pure awesomeness), kiss Bowie, and push Mick (ugh, look at that mug :P )

 

 

I wanted to do something with a particular group of characters from the Wheel of Time books but I don't know how many have read them. Still, I'll include them here; someone that's read the books, please answer them :D

 

Aviendha

Elayne Trakand

Min Farshaw

 

And of course...

Rand al'Thor

Matrim Cauthon

Perrin Aybara

 

 

And a real one, for anyone else...

 

Dr. John Carter

Dr. Mark Greene

Dr. Doug Ross

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You're a cheater, Kurt :P But I totally agree on the Ellen call.

*tsk heavily* Ellen is da bomb diggity, yo! Sheesh! Tee hee! :D :hugs:

Please. I am neither old nor a queen, but I can still answer this. I'll easily marry Elton (he's just pure awesomeness), kiss Bowie, and push Mick (ugh, look at that mug :P )

I wanted to do something with a particular group of characters from the Wheel of Time books but I don't know how many have read them. Still, I'll include them here; someone that's read the books, please answer them :D

Aviendha

Elayne Trakand

Min Farshaw

 

And of course...

Rand al'Thor

Matrim Cauthon

Perrin Aybara

And a real one, for anyone else...

 

Dr. John Carter

Dr. Mark Greene

Dr. Doug Ross

Okay, I'll take this one... *pushes up his sleeves in preparation*

 

Kiss Aviendha (okay, sometimes I like to live dangerously)

Marry Min (that may cause me problems with Rand, but... hey, life wasn't meant to be easy)

Push Elayne (which won't kill her. Hopefully she won't kill me for doing it).

 

Kiss Perrin (and then dodge the daggers thrown at me by his wife).

Marry Matrim (life is certainly never dull around that boy).

Push Rand (same as Elayne, though if it DID kill him, it's one way to finally end the series).

 

Kiss Dr. Mark Greene

Marry Dr. Doug Ross

Push Dr. John Carter

 

Buck Rogers

Flash Gordon

The Incredible Hulk

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Graeme Master Scribe

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Too easy again! Marry Flash, Kiss Buck, and push the Hulk. Heck, he'd just hit bottom and bounce right back.

 

Matt Damon

Brad Pitt

Leonardo Decaprio

Definitely marry Matt Damon.

Kiss Brad Pitt

Push Leonardo Decaprio -- after that Man in the Iron Mask remake debacle, there's not much choice.

 

Adolf Hitler

Josef Stalin

Osama bin Laden

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Razor Journeyman Scribe

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:o WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE HATING ON LEO!?!?! Anne Rice even called him a "brilliant young actor" in her Vampire Chronicle books! (I think it was The Vampire Armand...) LEO ROCKS! I would definitely marry him, hands down, no contest between anyone else in the entire world! Okay... so I'm a rabid fanboy... :D

 

Push Osama... he's one fugly mofo.

Can I shave Adolf's 'stache before I kiss him?

Marry Stalin, because then I'd have him assasinated and take over the USSR and then go on to take over the rest of the world, juuuuuust like I've got planned... MUAH HA HA!

 

 

Okay....

 

Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert

Samantha... ummm.. whatshername, that little correspondent for the Daily Show!!! Uggh, can't remember... well, YOU KNOW!

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Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert

Samantha... ummm.. whatshername, that little correspondent for the Daily Show!!! Uggh, can't remember... well, YOU KNOW!

 

Kiss Jon he's cute

Mary Stephen

Samantha bee is her name and pus her off

 

Colin Quinn

Jim Norton

Laurie Kilmartin

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[Graeme answers my WoT questions]

Did you ever know that you're my hero? :D

 

 

Kiss Jon he's cute

Mary Stephen

Samantha bee is her name and pus her off

 

Colin Quinn

Jim Norton

Laurie Kilmartin

 

 

Hrm, hrm, hrm. I'll marry Colin, he can be funny and isn't that bad looking ;) I'll kiss Laurie, and push Jim because his picture on his website scares me :P

 

 

Greg Sanders (Eric Szmanda)

Nick Stokes (George Eads)

Gil Grissom (William Petersen)

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Did you ever know that you're my hero? :D

Hrm, hrm, hrm. I'll marry Colin, he can be funny and isn't that bad looking ;) I'll kiss Laurie, and push Jim because his picture on his website scares me :P

 

Greg Sanders (Eric Szmanda)

Nick Stokes (George Eads)

Gil Grissom (William Petersen)

 

CSI!!! I'd kiss Nick Stokes, push Greg and marry Grisom.

 

Ned Flanders

Homer Simpson

Reverend Lovejoy

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CSI!!! I'd kiss Nick Stokes, push Greg and marry Grisom.

 

Ned Flanders

Homer Simpson

Reverend Lovejoy

Kiss Ned Flanders (and then head down to Moe's for a few stiff drinks).

Marry Reverend Lovejoy (and see if I can unstraighten him out a bit)

Push Homer (does anyone serious expect me to either kiss or marry him?)

Santa Claus

The Easter Bunny

The Tooth Fairy

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Kiss Ned Flanders (and then head down to Moe's for a few stiff drinks).

Marry Reverend Lovejoy (and see if I can unstraighten him out a bit)

Push Homer (does anyone serious expect me to either kiss or marry him?)

Santa Claus

The Easter Bunny

The Tooth Fairy

 

 

Marry Santa and have Christmas all year (plus there's all those cute little elves to play with!)

Kiss the Easter Bunny because he's cute and fuzzy

Push the tooth fairy, she's not real anyway

 

Now to the other extreme

 

John Wayne Gacy

Ted Bundy

Jack the Ripper

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This might seem sexist but..

 

Marry Jack

Kiss Ted

Push John

 

Marry Jack because he preyed on whores (my roomate wants to go to Atlantic City to throw pies as prostitutes, lol).

Kiss Ted... well he's dead anyway, so whatever.

Push John because I would actually be a victim for him... that's the sexist part lol.

 

 

Dale Earnhardt Sr.

Mark Martin

Jeff Gordon

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