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Name three people. Then, the person below you must decide which they would marry, which they would kiss, and which they would push off a cliff. I'll give the first set!

 

 

Barbara Streisand

Roseanne

Big Gay Al

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Name three people. Then, the person below you must decide which they would marry, which they would kiss, and which they would push off a cliff. I'll give the first set!

Barbara Streisand

Roseanne

Big Gay Al

 

That's absolutely horrible. But okay, I'll give it a shot. I'll kiss Big Gay Al, I'll marry Roseanne, and I'll push Barbara Streisand off a cliff.

 

Why those choices, you ask? Simple...Big Gay Al's the only guy, so the kiss is obvious. Sex stops with marriage, so Roseanne's fine. She's always good for a laugh, too. And Streisand needs no explanation.

 

 

 

Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard)

William Shatner (Captain Kirk)

Kate Mulgrew (Captain Janeway)

 

By the way, you HAVE to do all three actions, you can't say "he/she/it wouldn't marry/kiss me" :P And if you don't know who someone is - do a Google or Wikipedia search. It's no fun to just randomly pick people and say you don't care b/c you have no idea who they are :P

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Fun stuff, Razor! Although I think the "push off a cliff" part is a bit harsh.

 

Name three people. Then, the person below you must decide which they would marry, which they would kiss, and which they would push off a cliff. I'll give the first set!

Barbara Streisand

Roseanne

Big Gay Al

 

Umm, I'll marry Roseanne, I'll Kiss Babs, and I guess I'll push Big Gay Al (even though I'm not even sure who that is).

 

Edit: I cross posted with Jalaki so here's my response to his:

 

Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard)

William Shatner (Captain Kirk)

Kate Mulgrew (Captain Janeway)

 

 

EUGHHHH :P

 

Okay and since I HAVE to pick:

 

I guess I'll marry Kate, Kiss Patrick, and push William :P

 

Okay so:

 

Jesse McCartney

Sarah Machelle Geller

Seth Green

 

(and for the record I want to marry...or something :devil: , all three of these people :P:boy: )

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Seems as if two people posted at approximately the same time, resulting in a branching of the game... ahem, in order to resolve this matter, I will pick from BOTH groups at leisure, muah ha ha!

 

Kiss: Jesse McCartney, but do I have to stop there? :D Marry: Seth Green, 'cause he's freakin hilarious.

Push off a Cliff: WILLIAM SHATNER! Gyah he's annoying!

 

 

Now...

 

Santa Clause

George W. Bush

Gerard Way

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Seems as if two people posted at approximately the same time, resulting in a branching of the game... ahem, in order to resolve this matter, I will pick from BOTH groups at leisure, muah ha ha!

 

Kiss: Jesse McCartney, but do I have to stop there? :D Marry: Seth Green, 'cause he's freakin hilarious.

Push off a Cliff: WILLIAM SHATNER! Gyah he's annoying!

Now...

 

Santa Clause

George W. Bush

Gerard Way

 

Marry: Gerard Way

Kiss: Santa Clause

Push off a cliff: G W Bush

 

Too easy! :)

 

So...

 

Sean Penn

Sean Connery

Michael Jackson

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Seems as if two people posted at approximately the same time, resulting in a branching of the game... ahem, in order to resolve this matter, I will pick from BOTH groups at leisure, muah ha ha!

 

Kiss: Jesse McCartney, but do I have to stop there? :D Marry: Seth Green, 'cause he's freakin hilarious.

Push off a Cliff: WILLIAM SHATNER! Gyah he's annoying!

Now...

 

Santa Clause

George W. Bush

Gerard Way

 

 

 

Okay I will try

 

 

Kiss Santa I need a new dryer, Marry Gerald :devil: and push Bush off the Cliff need I say more

 

 

 

 

Emenem

Ryan Phillippe

Christina Aguilera

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Okay I will try

 

 

Kiss Santa I need a new dryer, Marry Gerald :devil: and push Bush off the Cliff need I say more

 

 

 

 

Emenem

Ryan Phillippe

Christina Aguilera

 

Seems as though people keep cross posting, so I'll answer this...

Emenem - Push off a Cliff (never really liked him)

Ryan Phillippe - Kiss (meh)

Christina Aguilera- Marry (Who wouldn't want to marry her?)

 

And I'll steal marty's choices:

 

Sean Penn

Sean Connery

Michael Jackson

 

 

No More editing posts! Just go with the flow and try and revive it!

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Wow, all this cross-posting is SERIOUSLY cracking me up, lmao. It's so delightfully confusing!

 

Marry:Ryan Phillippe

Kiss: Eminem (he IS kinda hawt...)

Push of a Cliff: Do I really even need to SAY it?!?!?! I'd stuff her in a bottle first, though. :D

 

Pink

Kurt Cobaine

Amy Lee

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We'll make this easy on everyone...

 

No more editing previous entries due to cross-posting! Leave them!

 

If the people above you cross-posted, either do both, or pick one and keep it going!

 

Now back to your regular scheduled gaming...

 

Dick Van Dyke

Dick Chaney

Dick Clark

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Why thankies Joey. ~hugs~

 

Marry: Dick van Dyke for sure

Kiss: Dick Clark, because he's better than Dick Cheney

Push off Cliff: Dick Cheney... because his last name is that of my ex, and therefore he deserves death.

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*cough*

 

I think you forgot the new people lol, But I think we missed these anyway so I'll do them:

Pink

Kurt Cobaine

Amy Lee

 

I'll Marry Pink because I love her music, I'll kiss Kurt because I love his music...I guess I push Amy because she's left over :P:boy:

 

Michael Jordan

George Foreman

Jeff Gordan

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can girls play?

 

I had to look up who 2 of these guys were but

 

Michael Jordan...kiss

George Foreman...marry because i can relate to boxing

Jeff Gordan...push because I have absolutely no idea about racing

 

Shakira

Britney Spears

Mariah Carey

 

Naming females on purpose...hehehe

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Umm...

 

Marry: Mariah Carey - has the best voice out of all of them i guess.

Push: Britney Spears - Too much controversy and paparazzi

Kiss: Shakira - left over

 

George Bush

John Howard

Tony Blair

 

Hehe :P

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Kiss: George Bush (that should give him a heart attack and eliminate him)

Push off a cliff: John Howard (that would be fun. He's not that bad a PM, but he's got some stupid opinions on important stuff)

Marry: Tony Blair (giving me European citizenship for when I make my millions and want to move to the Mediterranean)

 

Russell Crowe

Mel Gibson

Hugh Jackson

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can girls play?

 

Of course! Any and all are welcome to the magical world of crazy forum games! :D

 

Russell Crowe

Mel Gibson

Hugh Jackson

 

 

Whoo. I'd kiss Russ, mary Hugh, and push Mel. Fairly easy ones there.

 

 

Tom Jones

Tom Green

Tom Waits

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Of course! Any and all are welcome to the magical world of crazy forum games! :D

Whoo. I'd kiss Russ, mary Hugh, and push Mel. Fairly easy ones there.

Tom Jones

Tom Green

Tom Waits

 

I agree with your choices there.

 

as for the 3 tom's...really hard.

 

Ive settled on, Marry Jones (he'll die soon enough and leave me rich :music: ), kiss Green (He's so weird, it would make a good story) and push Waits coz his picture on Wiki was gross.

 

So heres my own set, I'll try to follow the similar name theme.

 

Marilyn Monroe,

Marilyn Manson and

Dr Marvin Monroe.

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Marilyn Monroe,

Marilyn Manson and

Dr Marvin Monroe.

 

 

Ugh I'd definitely push manson :thumbdown: I'd marry Marilyn Monroe cause she was hot ;) and I'd kiss Dr. Marvin Monroe cause I would only have to kiss the TV screen :P

 

 

I guess I'll follow a theme as well, see if anyone can guess :P

 

Jon Heder

Efren Ramirez

Aaron Ruell

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I guess I'll follow a theme as well, see if anyone can guess :P

Jon Heder

Efren Ramirez

Aaron Ruell

Napoleon Dynamite ;)

 

I'll marry Jon because I've always thought he was frickin cute! I'll kiss Aaron, and I guess I'll give Efren the shove :boy:

 

 

 

Harrison Ford

Mark Hamill

James Earl Jones

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Um, Star Wars?

 

Now, assuming all these people are the ages they were in the movies...

Kiss: Mark Hamill

Marry: Harrison Ford (he IS hilarious, y'know)

Push off cliff: James Earl Jones

 

Okay...

 

Nicole Richie

Jessica Simpson

Paris Hilton

 

Guess THAT theme, hehe.

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Um, Star Wars?

 

Now, assuming all these people are the ages they were in the movies...

Kiss: Mark Hamill

Marry: Harrison Ford (he IS hilarious, y'know)

Push off cliff: James Earl Jones

 

Okay...

 

Nicole Richie

Jessica Simpson

Paris Hilton

 

Guess THAT theme, hehe.

 

Im gonna go with the theme being people you would very much like to see thrown off a cliff at once...

 

Kiss Jessica Simpson

Marry Paris Hilton, This is an investment in my future. All together now class... Can we say alimony??

And I'd toss Nicole cause well, as paris proved she is rather disposable :P

 

Walt Disney

Jim Henson

Joseph Barbera

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Marry Jim Henson, because muppets are just freakin' AWESOME.

Kiss Walt Disney.

Throw Joseph Barbera off the cliff because I never was overly fond of any of his cartoons. :D

 

 

Naruto Uzumaki

Sasuke Uchiha

Sakura Haruno

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Kiss Naturo, Marry Sasuke and push off Sakura :P

William Moseley

Pete wentz

Barbara walters

 

 

Kiss William Moseley, Marry Pete :wub: and push Barbara Walters :wacko:

 

 

Billie Joe Armstrong

Reba McEntire

Orlando Bloom

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