C James Posted February 9, 2007 Author Posted February 9, 2007 You're not people either...just a goat. So we can't sell each other and we're immune for sale to anyone and immune to sell anyone. C'mon...we should be happy. Hmmm? If I'm correct...Canada has three neighbors. One is obviously the USA. Now we have two more...separated by small straits of water. Can you name them? One would be a territory of France: St. Pierre and Miquilion ilslands. The other? Hmmm... Greenland? The Davis strais are fairly narrow.
Jack Frost Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 One would be a territory of France: St. Pierre and Miquilion ilslands. The other? Hmmm... Greenland? The Davis strais are fairly narrow. Ooooh you're too good. Not many people know we have the Frenchies as neighbors with its two little islands off Newfoundland. Only if I were human, I woud sell Bondwriter.
C James Posted February 10, 2007 Author Posted February 10, 2007 Ooooh you're too good. Not many people know we have the Frenchies as neighbors with its two little islands off Newfoundland. Only if I were human, I woud sell Bondwriter. I'm pretty good with Geography, and I love things like that. I'm wondering if our French Friend will figure out which nation (that shares a land border with France) he left out of his list. He did list the UK, which actually does share a land border with France: In the Channel Tunnel, under the English Channel. But, he missed one nation (with a land border) from his list. I'm not sure Leviticus would consider those islands cause to consider France a true neighboring nation. So, for now, you might have to abandon your quest to sell Bondwriter into, um, Bondage.
Bondwriter Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 Ooooh you're too good. Not many people know we have the Frenchies as neighbors with its two little islands off Newfoundland. Only if I were human, I woud sell Bondwriter. He! He! That means that technically you become game again! I got the goat's mass e-mail offering you, but I'm wary of being able to make this a profitable deal. I read somewhere you don't eat much (good point), but at the moment I don't really see what I could get you to do. What does Leviticus say about how to make money out of your slaves? Were you referring to Andorra and the Channel Islands, CJames?
Jack Frost Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 I'm pretty good with Geography, and I love things like that. I'm wondering if our French Friend will figure out which nation (that shares a land border with France) he left out of his list. He did list the UK, which actually does share a land border with France: In the Channel Tunnel, under the English Channel. But, he missed one nation (with a land border) from his list. I'm not sure Leviticus would consider those islands cause to consider France a true neighboring nation. So, for now, you might have to abandon your quest to sell Bondwriter into, um, Bondage. Well technically, he named the neighbors of France metropolian, which is bascially mainland coutry excluding all of its oversea territories and departments. If he has to name all of France's neighbors in all territories, he misses some more.
Jack Frost Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 He! He! That means that technically you become game again! I got the goat's mass e-mail offering you, but I'm wary of being able to make this a profitable deal. I read somewhere you don't eat much (good point), but at the moment I don't really see what I could get you to do. What does Leviticus say about how to make money out of your slaves? Were you referring to Andorra and the Channel Islands, CJames? Sorry, I'm not sellable since I'm not a person.
C James Posted February 10, 2007 Author Posted February 10, 2007 He! He! That means that technically you become game again! I got the goat's mass e-mail offering you, but I'm wary of being able to make this a profitable deal. I read somewhere you don't eat much (good point), but at the moment I don't really see what I could get you to do. What does Leviticus say about how to make money out of your slaves? Were you referring to Andorra and the Channel Islands, CJames? Andorra. I didin't count the Channel islands as they don't have a land border with France and are nominally under the UK anyway. As for how to make moeny out of Jack, hmmmm, I shall have to consult Leviticus on that.. Though, I do seem to recall that a country to your north has an active flesh trade? Well technically, he named the neighbors of France metropolian, which is bascially mainland coutry excluding all of its oversea territories and departments. If he has to name all of France's neighbors in all territories, he misses some more. He missed Andorra, in the Pyranees mountains between France and Spain. Sorry, I'm not sellable since I'm not a person. We have seen your picture, and you are at least close enough.
Bondwriter Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 Well technically, he named the neighbors of France metropolian, which is bascially mainland coutry excluding all of its oversea territories and departments. If he has to name all of France's neighbors in all territories, he misses some more. Yeah, the beauty of having been an empire. Then the list would be way too long.
Jack Frost Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 We have seen your picture, and you are at least close enough. You'll just have to come and find me in this major city twice bigger than Phoenix and the province has more people than your state. Tsktsktsk so many people to find though...especially when almost everything here is in French.
C James Posted February 10, 2007 Author Posted February 10, 2007 I left out Andorra because it's just an ugly valley where they sell tax-free products. And Monaco is a Casino with tourist town. LoL I've never been to Andorra, but I have been to Monaco. Uh... When I tried to reply, I got a 'Flood Control Enabled' message... My, my... Does this mean a moderator is gonna come to calm everybody down? Oops! Flood control is just an automatic setting that won't allow two posts within 30 seconds. The fact that you got it, however, confirms that you are, indeed, a postaholic. You'll just have to come and find me in this major city twice bigger than Phoenix and the province has more people than your state. Tsktsktsk so many people to find though...especially when almost everything here is in French. It shouldn't be too hard. You were nice enough to post your pic in your profile, after all. So, who wants to start the bidding on the Canadian? I'm assuming that Leviticus wouldn't mind an auction when it comes to aquiring slaves from neighboring nations.
Jack Frost Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 It shouldn't be too hard. You were nice enough to post your pic in your profile, after all. So, who wants to start the bidding on the Canadian? I'm assuming that Leviticus wouldn't mind an auction when it comes to aquiring slaves from neighboring nations. Fortunely, I have the Charter of Rights and Freedoms to protect me from the sale of my body. This piece of paper protects me from some stupidities of religions and goat cults. Knowing my picture is one thing, but try finding me in a city of over 3.7 million peoeple. Do I live on the island? If it's on the island, is it West Island? Or is it East Island? Do I live off the island in the suburbs? If it's a suburb, then is it the South Shore? Or is it Laval? Or is it the North Shore? So many factors to consider, you'd be lucky enough to find me anywhere.
C James Posted February 10, 2007 Author Posted February 10, 2007 Fortunely, I have the Charter of Rights and Freedoms to protect me from the sale of my body. This piece of paper protects me from some stupidities of religions and goat cults. Sorry, Jack, but you can't trump Leviticus. Just ask Reverend Emoe. We have a right to own Canadians! (or, is it Californians?) Knowing my picture is one thing, but try finding me in a city of over 3.7 million peoeple. Do I live on the island? If it's on the island, is it West Island? Or is it East Island? Do I live off the island in the suburbs? If it's a suburb, then is it the South Shore? Or is it Laval? Or is it the North Shore? So many factors to consider, you'd be lucky enough to find me anywhere. Well, if you are going to be difficult about it... BTW, I thought I'd announce the name of the next chapter: In Beer, Veritas.
shadowgod Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 HEY... Leviticus says you can own slaves from neighboring nations not neighboring states. Leave Californians out of it! unless the whole slave ting is mutually beneficial Steve
Bondwriter Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 unless the whole slave ting is mutually beneficial Steve What's this bleeding-heart liberal mumbo-jumbo? My slave labor exists only so that I make profits. They're being fed (lightly), have got shelter, and have 7 hours of rest a day. What else should they get? Wages? Thanks to Leviticus, I can get ludicrous income AND feel good about myself!
EMoe57 Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 Hey, you're from a foreign country too. So I have the right to sell you as well. Nope, nope, that only applies to people... Sorry, Jack, but you can't trump Leviticus. Just ask Reverend Emoe. Since you drug me into this, I say that it is actually easier than the whole
C James Posted February 11, 2007 Author Posted February 11, 2007 What's this bleeding-heart liberal mumbo-jumbo? My slave labor exists only so that I make profits. They're being fed (lightly), have got shelter, and have 7 hours of rest a day. What else should they get? Wages? Thanks to Leviticus, I can get ludicrous income AND feel good about myself! There ya go! That works... So, hmmm, France has the Isle of Clipperton, off the Mexican coast and south of Southern California, and I guess that makes it neighboring, so, can I interest you in purchasing a Californian? Nope, nope, that only applies to people... Since you drug me into this, I say that it is actually easier than the whole
Jack Frost Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Sorry, Jack, but you can't trump Leviticus. Just ask Reverend Emoe. That's what some laws are there for, to protect me from religious stupidity. The government would get Emoe before he gets me. Plus, I'm not a Canadian citizen. I'm still American living in Canada. Technically I'm not a foreigner to you or Emu.
C James Posted February 11, 2007 Author Posted February 11, 2007 That's what some laws are there for, to protect me from religious stupidity. The government would get Emoe before he gets me. Plus, I'm not a Canadian citizen. I'm still American living in Canada. Technically I'm not a foreigner to you or Emu. Bear in mind that Emoe has connections at the IRS, so you might want to take Canadian citizenship if you keep calling him "Emu". And in any case, Leviticus does not mention citizenship or nationality. He merely says that you can have slaves if they are from neighboring nations, and you are in a neghboring nation.
Site Administrator Graeme Posted February 11, 2007 Site Administrator Posted February 11, 2007 Bear in mind that Emoe has connections at the IRS, so you might want to take Canadian citizenship if you keep calling him "Emu". Why would he inflict the IRS on our poor Jack Frost after being flattered by being called an emu? The emu is a noble bird.... And in any case, Leviticus does not mention citizenship or nationality. He merely says that you can have slaves if they are from neighboring nations, and you are in a neghboring nation. 'Can' not 'Must'. He is allowed to have slaves. You don't have to have them. It becomes a personal moral issue if you want them or not. Sorry to come in so late on this discussion. I've had limited internet access for most of the last week and I'm still getting caught up on things. Since there is only the Pacific ocean between Australia and the USA, does that mean anything to this discussion?
Jack Frost Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Bear in mind that Emoe has connections at the IRS, so you might want to take Canadian citizenship if you keep calling him "Emu". And in any case, Leviticus does not mention citizenship or nationality. He merely says that you can have slaves if they are from neighboring nations, and you are in a neghboring nation. It would be a moot point once I return to the USA before you get me. Emoe will just have to find me, just like you're trying right now. All the IRS knows that I'm still in the USA (my tax address is still in that country...my parents' address). And the IRS can't easily come to get me since I'm not in the USA territory. They will have do a lot of time convincing the Mounties to arrest me for whatever the IRS wants me for. Have some fun emu sex while you're at it.
EMoe57 Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 OK, just to be clear, I'm not a hell-bent-fundy preacher, I just play one in CJ's story! Also, I don't work for the IRS, I just have friends who do, and no matter how much I blustered, I couldn't really get them to open up an investigation without some kind of actual proof. Having said that, far too many people have come to believe they are safe in anono-land when nothing is further from the truth. If somebody wants to find you and has the mean$$$ to make it happen, you will tagged in a heart beat. :ranger: 'nough said...
Conner Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 ... And the IRS can't easily come to get me since I'm not in the USA territory. They will have do a lot of time convincing the Mounties to arrest me for whatever the IRS wants me for. ... I love Mounties! Especially when they wear those leather mounting boots with the spurs! GULP! Conner
shadowgod Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Awhile back I mentioned the nefarious goat including subliminal messaging inside of his chapters to have the world do his bidding. I come before you all tonight with proof that it is happening. I may be more susceptible as I am a natural blond named Steve myself, but I have been noticing side effects which have come up as of late. Ive been acting more blond. Sending emails with out attachments, sending along emails with the wrong attachments. Pointing out flaws in stories when all I had to do was read the next line to figure out it wasn't a flaw in the first place. Please send any information you have on deprogramming centers... And be sure to read the next chapter of FTL... wait I didn't mean that. Help! Steve
Jack Frost Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 If somebody wants to find you and has the mean$$$ to make it happen, you will tagged in a heart beat. :ranger: 'nough said... I'm already at my millionth heartbeat and CJames hasn't knocked my door yet when I told him to find me.
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