I had to do this once and only once for a ‘friend’….never again….then there was the time my sister had been ragging on me, I told her she probably needed to use the roll of paper towels…and ran for my life…
“True, but I’ve lived with one long enough to understand a few simple truths. One, women have periods.”
“DAD!”
“Yup,” Sean said grimly. “And they’ll send you to get pads and tampons, and God help you if you get the wrong one. Then you walk up to the cashier with a bunch of stuff no man should ever be caught dead with,