Since CJ is away....

[Graeme]

LOLOL, well I guess what I'm trying to say is that even in immoderation the key is moderation

(disclaimer -- I'm currently drunk, so anything I say can be held against me in a court of ... something or other)

 

Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. We both know that you were really just trying to make me insanely jealous of your ability to eat such scrumptions garbage without putting on weight....

[Jack Frost]

He's so gonna get a kick out of this.

 

When he comes back, I'm going to make a topic celebrating his (number)th post. Just to let him know I'm still bugging him.

 

+1 post here.

[BeaStKid]

(disclaimer -- I'm currently drunk, so anything I say can be held against me in a court of ... something or other)

 

Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. We both know that you were really just trying to make me insanely jealous of your ability to eat such scrumptions garbage without putting on weight....

 

I can empathize with Kevin here. I mean, I as well as my classmates know that I can eat like anything. I almost finish half the class' (where the hell do you put the apostrophe here?) lunch boxes.

 

And I never put on weight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My weight has been almost constant for around 3 years!!! :wacko:

[Graeme]

BeaStKid and AFriendlyFace -- you are now at the top of my envious list (I'm not jealous, just envious).

 

Hmm.... I seem to be missing something.

 

JOE! Where's chapter 15?

[rbenn5]

 

JOE! Where's chapter 15?

 

 

[TalonRider]

The posting schedule say it will be posted around the 18th, not on the 18th, Graeme.

 

But I agree, Joe! Where's it at bud?

[rbenn5]

Are we still trying to reach 400 posts in this thread? We have until this Saturday when

[TalonRider]

Since we're trying to get to 400, I'll post this joke. Sorry no Goats in it, but we do have a cousin mentioned.

 

The following shows that someone has got way too much time on their hands.

 

 

Why Ask Why?

 

 

Why is it when you sit around the house you don't actually sit around the house?

 

Why do 10 pounds of groceries generate 50 pounds of garbage?

 

Why is abbreviate such a long word?

 

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

 

Why are they called apartments when they are so close together?

 

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

 

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

 

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

 

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

 

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

 

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

 

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

 

If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

 

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

 

If your vehicle is going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

 

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

 

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

 

You know that little indestructible black box used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

 

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio volume?

 

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

 

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

 

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the badgirls live.

 

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

 

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

 

8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

 

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

11. Is there another word for synonym?

 

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

 

13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

 

14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

 

15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

 

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

 

18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 

22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

 

23. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

 

24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

26. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

 

28. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

 

29. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

30. How is it possible to have a civil war?

 

31. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

 

32. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

 

33. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

 

34. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

35. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

 

36. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

 

37. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

 

38. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

 

39. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

 

40. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

 

41. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

[Graeme]

The posting schedule say it will be posted around the 18th, not on the 18th, Graeme.

I know, but it's the 19th here Seriously, I'm happy for Joe to be late posting the chapter if his boyfriend is the excuse I'm a romantic at heart and that reason trumps everything

 

Are we still trying to reach 400 posts in this thread? We have until this Saturday when the QUEEN OF EEVILEST CLIFFHANGERS comes back from Europe.

Definitely

[Jack Frost]

yay, good afternoon everyone!!! everyone doing good? any idea on what I could eat for lunch? lol

WOOT!!! Un Qu

[wildone]

WOOT!!! Un Qu

[BeaStKid]

New day.. New post!

[Jack Frost]

Yeah, Ditto to what he said .

 

Actually Jack, I do believe there is a couple of other Quebecois that pop in her as well. Sadly, I seem to be the only Canadian anglophone to make a presence in CJ's forum . Maybe it is time to somehow get Conner back in posting. Just to strengthen the Canadian herd .

 

Steve

Well I'm anglophone... I'm an American living in Montreal.

[FrenchCanadian]

Well I'm anglophone... I'm an American living in Montreal.

 

 

Montreal power! LOL

[lashrac]

chips and gravy!!!! yummy!

and melted cheese!!! yummy!

 

can we eat all of those off your sons graeme?

 

fiction withdrawal symptoms kicking in, its cruel to give us estimated dates! makes us pine until that day and then we eagerly click refresh half a million times.

 

eating scrumptous garbage without putting on weight, i'd like that too, my evil dad didnt give me those genes, my brother got them instead, how cruel. now if only we could do like in Heroes, i wouldnt mind stealing that ability

 

lol TalonRider i love that list

[AFriendlyFace]

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

On more than one occasion (including about 2 nights ago), I've walked up to a drive through ATM. So I suppose a blind person could have as well.

 

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Can I and will I are two entirely different questions

 

Take care all and have an awesome day!

Kevin (who's never been particularly fond of animal crackers)

[BeaStKid]

Good Evening Fellas!!

[Benji]

I can empathize with Kevin here. I mean, I as well as my classmates know that I can eat like anything. I almost finish half the class' (where the hell do you put the apostrophe here?) lunch boxes.

 

And I never put on weight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My weight has been almost constant for around 3 years!!! :wacko:

 

 

...........In high school my top weight was 165, in the service 180...for the last 25 years 158.

[BeaStKid]

...........In high school my top weight was 165, in the service 180...for the last 25 years 158.

 

What do you have to say about that, Graeme!!!

[shadowgod]

Oi the kids have gotten restless.

 

so how do we, get this thread to 400 with out pleading for chapter 15...

 

We could, in honor of the pending coronation, list every cliffhanger in FtL. Of course, the goal is only 400, not four thousand.

 

hrmm what else could we possibly get into?

[BeaStKid]

Oi the kids have gotten restless.

 

so how do we, get this thread to 400 with out pleading for chapter 15...

 

We could, in honor of the pending coronation, list every cliffhanger in FtL. Of course, the goal is only 400, not four thousand.

 

hrmm what else could we possibly get into?

 

If we started listing them, this thread would end up as the longest thread in GA, as the Queen would come and debate us about their validity!

[shadowgod]

If we started listing them, this thread would end up as the longest thread in GA, as the Queen would come and debate us about their validity!

ahh but that is the beauty of it, we could list them out before he had a chance to contest them with circular nonsense.

[FrenchCanadian]

We could, [...], list every cliffhanger in FtL. Of course, the goal is only 400, not four thousand

 

now, now, now, again I must say that there's not really that many cliffhangers in FtL up to now.

[Benji]

now, now, now, again I must say that there's not really that many cliffhangers in FtL up to now.

 

 

............Besides the 400 is our goal without the goats input

[BeaStKid]

now, now, now, again I must say that there's not really that many cliffhangers in FtL up to now.

 

Are you an under-cover goat?