25 Ways To Tell You're Grown Up

[TalonRider]

1. Your household plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

 

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

 

6. You watch the weather channel.

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14.

 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'Dress up."

 

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

 

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

 

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

 

16. You take naps.

 

17. Dinner and movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

 

19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast.

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, "Oh shit, what the hell happened."

 

Bonus:

 

26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of your old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too. And now you know why I'm forwarding this to you....

[Benji]

1. Your household plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

 

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

 

6. You watch the weather channel.

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14.

 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'Dress up."

 

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

 

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

 

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

 

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

 

16. You take naps.

 

17. Dinner and movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

 

19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast.

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, "Oh shit, what the hell happened."

 

Bonus:

 

26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of your old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too. And now you know why I'm forwarding this to you....

 

How true!!!!!

[Sir Galahad]

Well that's not too bad. 8 of those don't apply!

[JamesSavik]

I grow tomatoes instead of pot.

[Aeroplane]

1, 3, 16, 24 apply to me!

 

I have cacti on my windowsil.. food in my fridge.. I like naps.. and drinking at home is cheaper!

 

 

I grow tomatoes instead of pot. sad.gif

 

My 'rents grow tomatoes. Once they get going they grow like WEEDS, so youre close to pot .

Edited May 12, 2009 by Xeran

[LongGone]

I have no comment.

[Zeoanne]

1. Your household plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.~Sorry, I don't have a green thumb.

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.~ WHAT???

 

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.~ Says who? Can You Prove It?

 

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.~ More like going to bed at 3am in my case

 

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

 

6. You watch the weather channel.~ Only If There's a Storm Over Us.

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."~ What friends?

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14.~ Vacation? What's that?

 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'Dress up."~ I Beg Your Pardon?

 

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. ~ I'd be the one cranking up the volume!! LOL!!!

 

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.~ EWWW I'd be the one UNcomfortable hearing talk like that!!

 

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.~ Again, EWWW!

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.~ Dang It! I Wish!!

 

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. ~ Don't have a dog.

 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. ~~ TeeHee!! I'm NOT the one who sleeps on the couch! ;D HE says it doesn't bother him! LOL!

 

16. You take naps. ~ I wish

 

17. Dinner and movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.~ Umm, No.

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

 

19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.~ Don't need condoms, Not worried about getting pregnant either!

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." ~ It never was!!

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast. ~ Don't eat breakfast. Just Java.

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." ~ LMAO!! I Still Say That!! LOL!!

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ~ GA is considered Work?

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. ~ Always drink and get plastered at home! Don't Drink & Drive!!!

 

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, "Oh shit, what the hell happened."

 

Bonus:

 

26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of your old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too. And now you know why I'm forwarding this to you....~~ Umm, NOOOOOO!!!! LOL!

 

[smalltownboy09]

So if 12 of them don't apply and you don't take my age into consideration, then I'm only half grown up. Cool.

[Krista]

You're just young at heart Rush.

 

Hmm.. and I'm grown up before my time. Pity... lol no need to fight it now though.

[Ieshwar]

Only Number 16 apply to me! And here I was thinking that I've grown up...

 

Take care,

Ieshwar

[Former Member]

1. Your household plants are dead so you can't smoke any of them.

 

2. Having sex in a bed is out of the question.

 

3. You keep more spirits than beer in the fridge.

 

4. 8:00 pm is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

5. You hear your favorite song in a special on "Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll".

 

6. You watch the music channel.

 

7. Your friends "hook up" and "break up" instead of doing something constructive

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 300.

 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'Dressed to the 9's."

 

10. Those %&@# kids next door are calling the police because you won't turn down the stereo so they can hear theirs.

 

11. Younger relatives feel comfortable telling personal sex stories around you.

 

12. You know what time the local liquor store closes.

 

13. Your car insurance goes up and your car payments plummet.

 

14. You feed your cat vodka and cream instead of Science Diet.

 

15. Not sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

 

16. You take naps.

 

17. Trip to the pub then the club is the beginning of a date.

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am makes you even more hungry.

 

19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen, condoms and more painkillers.

 

20. A bag of goon is breakfast.

 

21. You actually have more than above for breakfast.

 

22. "OMG...I'm actually sober" replaces "Why am I still sober?"

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is because you can't find anything better to do.

 

24. You drink at home after going to a bar.

 

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you laugh at them before congratulating them instead of saying, "Not my fault."

 

 

 

Fixed it

Edited May 14, 2009 by Nikolai

[Boy In Doubt]

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

 

More like growing old than growing up. Sorry, I couldn't help it! Don't hurt me!