Top Ten Lists

[JamesSavik]

Everybody has seen David Letterman's Top 10 Lists.

 

I thought that it might be fun to roll our own as it were.

 

Add an item to the thread. When it's done, I'll collect them, sort them and publish our top 10 list.

 

Our topic today is:

 

The Top 10 Signs that You are About to FAIL

 

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Someone asks for the name and address of your next of kin.

[Cia]

My five year old says, "See Mommy, this is how it is SUPPOSED to work!"

[Nephylim]

It's the end of the exam and all you've written is your name

[Hoskins]

OPERATING SYSTEM NOT FOUND

[Jack Frost]

It's 9am in the morning. You've been up all night writing a 3000 word essay due in two hours. And all you have written is the first paragraph.

[Johnathan Colourfield]

You have a video conference session with work colleagues and theres a power cut.

[Toast]

The IRS come to your pool party.

[Former Member]

Error type 2342 has occurred

Printing device not found

 

 

 

(It's cause you haven't turned it on silly )

 

 

 

[Arpeggio]

You can't find a condom and he's waiting.

Edited October 28, 2009 by Arpeggio

[TetRefine]

When the Spanish exchange student who sits next to me scores 10 points higher than mua on our English grammer test. Talk about sad!

[Hoskins]

"Do you want to replace the contents of the folder"... <clicks Yes> *** OH SHIT ***UNDO UNDO OH NO

Edited October 29, 2009 by Hoskins

[Phantom]

Welcome to Windows Vista Home Premium!

[Arpeggio]

"Lacey, go cook us some dinner please."

[Kia Zi Shiru]

Awh, damn f**k those powerpoints, I need my sleep.... oh wait.... when was that test again?

[BlueSoxSWJ]

[JamesSavik]

You have an urge to say: "Somebody hold my beer; y'all watch this!"

[JamesSavik]

Top 10 Signs that You are About to Fail:

 

 

10. Welcome to Windows Vista Home Premium!

9. When the Spanish exchange student who sits next to me scores 10 points higher than mua on our English grammer test

8. Your five year old says, "See, this is how it is SUPPOSED to work!"

7. Error type 2342 has occurred Printing device not found

6. You can't find a condom and he's waiting

5. Awh, damn f**k those powerpoints, I need my sleep.... oh wait.... when was that test again?

4. You have a video conference session with work colleagues and theres a power cut.

3. You have an sudden urge to say: "Somebody hold my beer; y'all watch this!"

2. The IRS come to your pool party.

 

1. It's 9am in the morning. You've been up all night writing a 3000 word essay due in two hours. And all you have written is the first paragraph.

[Toast]

That was fun. Start another one James. Let's do it again.