AceKebabs Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 But some dolls are hot! XD Link to comment
Zombie Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 It's Christmas panic-buying season once again, with only 17 shopping days left, and pressure is cranking up to get something - anything! - for the little ones, so this is maybe a good time to give another warning about the dangers of dolls. It's all too easy to get suckered in by the cute packaging, the TV ads and attractively discounted prices - but remember, these dolls could be EVILHere's a shocking clip from a popular reality TV programme showing what can happen when evil dolls get into the home and start attacking people... 1 Link to comment
Slytherin Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Give me your address Zombie and I will send you a very nice doll Christmas present 2 Link to comment
K.C. Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Give me your address Zombie and I will send you a very nice doll Christmas present Add a nanny-cam in the box so we can see his expression when he opens it!! 2 Link to comment
Celethiel Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 But some dolls are hot! XD some guys like skinny pasty pale girly boys ..... I might be one of them 1 Link to comment
Zombie Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 Just a normal mom with a group of happy children? No! These creatures have been created by this mother of four as a business. She sells them for $1,500 a pop! Like this... and this...and these...and these...These living nightmares are now in homes across the world. Oh God, they could be anywhere! 1 Link to comment
Slytherin Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Thank you Zombie - now I'm gonna have nightmares AND I just watched "Resident evil" - that Movie is creepy !! 1 Link to comment
Slytherin Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 and this ugly thing with a tattoo !! Now that is just wrong !! Link to comment
Slytherin Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 And the dang sheep wants me to have even more nightmares LOL Link to comment
Mann Ramblings Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I wish I could afford creepy dolls like that to give to my niece. I never get to have any fun. 1 Link to comment
Kitt Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Perhaps it is a good thing for your niece that they are out of your price range. Can you imagine the therapy bills your sibling would end up with? Link to comment
Mann Ramblings Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 My brother couldn't afford any kind of therapy, so she'd just take out her building psychoses on him. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 1 Link to comment
Celethiel Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Just a normal mom with a group of happy children? No! These creatures have been created by this mother of four as a business. She sells them for $1,500 a pop! Like this... and this... and these... and these... These living nightmares are now in homes across the world. Oh God, they could be anywhere! For one no Normal Mother has 8 babies... for two... are some of them baby dolls, zombies... zombie? I think having a baby vampire would be bad personally... 1 Link to comment
Aditus Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I think having a baby vampire would be bad personally... My baby vampire would be beautiful, those are ugly. There won't be baby vampires in my story. 1 Link to comment
Celethiel Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 My baby vampire would be beautiful, those are ugly. There won't be baby vampires in my story. good... i think Link to comment
Zombie Posted February 6, 2014 Author Share Posted February 6, 2014 Dolls Houses - where evil dolls live... there's something I forgot to tell you - about Dolls HousesYes, it's important to destroy evil dolls - beheading and burning are good, or gifting to people you don't like - but what about their nests?Because that's what dolls houses are.So if you find yourself in an old empty attic, with an old dusty dolls house in it, do NOT walk up to it and most definitely do NOT bend down to see what's going on inside... Link to comment
Site Administrator Cia Posted February 6, 2014 Site Administrator Share Posted February 6, 2014 LOL! I remember my bff having the barbie dream house with the elevator when we were kids. Tres chic! An elevator! LOL. I cringe now, thinking about playing with Barbies, ughs. I don't think anyone could find that pink plastic monstrosity scary though. 1 Link to comment
Celethiel Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 i seem to remember rose red having a doll house too... Link to comment
Zombie Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) The Cabbage Patch Snacktime DollThese disturbing looking dolls don't need to be possessed in order to attack children. Someone at Mattel had the brilliant idea to equip their horrific range of Cabbage Patch Dolls with powerful motorized mouths which enabled them to eat children. This product of a truly diseased mind was let loose on an unsuspecting American public in 1996 and was supposed to eat little plastic snack foods through battery-powered mechanical jaws. But distraught parents soon reported their loved one's hair, fingers and skin getting caught in the doll's greedy gullet as it gobbled away. The monstrous motorized mouth was so powerful it could rip hair clean out of its roots. More than 500,000 were recalled less than a year later by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Each one was then beheaded and had a stake driven through its heart to make sure it was quite dead. But there could be more out there...http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_the-5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html . Edited February 20, 2014 by Zombie Link to comment
Slytherin Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 The Cabbage Patch Snacktime Doll These disturbing looking dolls don't need to be possessed in order to attack children. Someone at Mattel had the brilliant idea to equip their horrific range of Cabbage Patch Dolls with powerful motorized mouths which enabled them to eat children. This product of a truly diseased mind was let loose on an unsuspecting American public in 1996 and was supposed to eat little plastic snack foods through battery-powered mechanical jaws. But distraught parents soon reported their loved one's hair, fingers and skin getting caught in the doll's greedy gullet as it gobbled away. The monstrous motorized mouth was so powerful it could rip hair clean out of its roots. More than 500,000 were recalled less than a year later by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Each one was then beheaded and had a stake driven through its heart to make sure it was quite dead. But there could be more out there... http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_the-5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html . Eww !! Ugly thing ! No wonder you suffer from nightmares, Zombie dear !!! Link to comment
Thorn Wilde Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I actually think this baby vampire one is wicked awesome. For one, it's by far the most lifelike of them, with the splotchy skin and the pattern of the hair. This is an insanely good piece of craftsmanship. Link to comment
Kitt Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I actually think this baby vampire one is wicked awesome. For one, it's by far the most lifelike of them, with the splotchy skin and the pattern of the hair. This is an insanely good piece of craftsmanship. Insanely good, but still creepy! Link to comment
Celethiel Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 well that was a unique and flawed torture/execution device.... and Barbarella what a name... lol.... was half tempted to say, so barbie is finally getting torn apart by her own kind eh? good Link to comment
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